WHEREAS, the radlibs get confused and distracted when socialists refer to each other as comrades, we, the undersigned, propose referring to each other as fellows.
WHEREAS, if we are gonna call ourselves fellows, we might as well rename the chapter to be a center, instead.
solid sequel, beastie boys rhyming scheme, i don’t really get why a race of taking construction equipment has a giant human form colossus in their city atop a skyscraper, or maybe that is a city of man that they are forbidden from entering, who knows, the text doesn’t tell us
stuffed the two year old up a tree with the “kakas” (birds), gonna make a run for it
closest a bb you personally shot ever got to your eye on a ricochet? for me, my sternum, off of a steel drum barrel from about 15 feet, out of a pump rifle
roasted eggplant purée dressed lettuce salad with avocado, mixed nuts, and cheese topped with korean pepper flakes, carrots, mushroom risotto, prime rib, port reduction and shallot jus
happy thanksgiving!
ready player 3.11
dbnr.
burned a year of seasoning off my carbon steel pan and got the fire department called on my entire building, hell yeah
changing the strings in my strat so that my kid can use it, lol at this winding job i did on the D string whenever i did this last
posted a pic of the shitty #4 sides, #8 top haircut till-his-screaming-won (the kid hates haircuts!) crappy haircut we gave our two year old over the weekend and captioned it “punk” and a friend of ours who was an actual UK first-gen punk hard corrected us, lol, rip
the x in xfinity isn’t like the x in y = f(x) even though finity is clearly math, it’s more like the x in folx
oink was the last good and good looking website, we live in a fallen world
dumbest temp job i had? one day gig watching the 18th hole of a course for a day so that i could confirm if one of the golfers got a hole-in-one which would win them some kind of prize at a car dealership owner’s association annual golf tornament
we keep diapers and wipes and aquaphor on the inside of the entry closet door, which has had a commercial dehumidifier running in it for a few days
turns out aquaphor liquifies well below 120F, which i’m sure people who drive a lot know very well, but i learned only just now
since the boiler kablooey, we’ve had commercial dehumidifiers blasting 24/7 in the family room, bathroom, and hall closet, which make it about 95F/35C in there, so using that bathroom is like getting first dibs on a clean portajohn at bonaroo
tortizza pilla
november 17, 2019 was the day we finally made it over to Raymond’s Pizzeria over in Richmond, it is most excellent
i’m not grumpy!
Obama chuckled, you mean there’s front page?
boiler went kablooie, check common stairwell behind our unit: downstairs hall has an inch of standing water
go back to the front of the unit and find the big blue shut off valve for the entire building, it turns with no problem, so I shut off the mains
gushing roar subsides
partner gets home from night shift job at hospital: sorry no hot water. also I think I ruined the apartment
partner: you should go check out the garage it’s loud
go out in the garage, mech closet for building sounds like a fire hydrant is open
FUCK YES! NOT MY FAULT!
our two year old follows, oh no! his onesie feet are now soaked, go change him
looks like a half inch of water across this entire back wall and towards the wall I mounted a tv on a few weeks ago. oh no! worry, guilt, fear get stronger. did I drill into a hot water pvc? fuck fuck
better wash this pan. huh, no hot water? weird
walk across the hall from the kitchen to the opposite side of the unit in the (dark) bedroom and back toward the bathroom to check the hot water there
whoops, the bathroom floor in here is wet too? what the hell? flipped on lights
made my kid breakfast, wrung the towels out again, wow, so much water
dragged the entire fridge out (oof), the back is dry. so much water! run upstairs, get a beach towel, throw that down
was it the dishwasher? empty it, clean kitchen
woke up to find a puddle in front of the stove and fridge in the new place, tossed a few kitchen towels on it
I defrosted the ice maker in the fridge after we moved in, did I break it? oh no! worry, guilt, fear starts to set in
the towels are sopping, wrung them out
“anarcho-neoliberalism”
soaking my stones so that i can sharpen my blade iykwim
in my neorepublican calendar there are only three times of year: spoopy, the war on christmas, and may day
cackling every time I see the phrase “our nearest challenger” in place of their actual name
getting bodied in the group chat
back on m’bullshit
alvin and the chipmunks singing “christmas time is near”
view from one of the new to us playgrounds up the hill from the new apartment
the problems are bad, but the causes are 🤷🏼♂️
lol at the frisco mods and techie libertarians who start threads about election endorsements, goon project together a logo and a website, and then wimp out on posting a position on prop 22: complete cowards
bye, rebel base lookin back hallway
also could not allow these important cables to fall into enemy (landlord) hands
went back to the old place for the old signs i used to have taped in the window pointing at the mission linea coffee place
