
Happy Holidays


Happy Holidays

RT @bad_decisions: @grantstavely I sell em. $7
The tale was being told in the barn area this morning of the guy who had been coming to the Kentucky derby for twenty years. Never once in that time does he bring his everloving wife with him. And finally his old lady insists that she accompany him. This is slightly more than somewhat embarrassing to the guy because his everloving might interfere with his drinking. But he orders a mint julep anyway. “Let me taste that,” she says, reaching for the glass with the grass in it.
“Ugh,” she says, making a face. “That is horrible.”
“You said it,” he says bitterly. “And all these years you have been thinking that I have been having fun.”
— http://therail.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/to-the-swift-arthur-daley-on-churchill-downs/
December 7th, 2013 10:28pm
Hey everyone involved with @baythreat, thanks for a fun Friday and Saturday.
I think it’s time to kill ‘its’. If the grammatical distinction even exists in 20 years, I will buy you a pan-galactic gargle blaster.

OMG THIS.
Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”
Chasm… I”ll never live that down…
Most of the words within my vocabulary.
prologue, epilogue, I salute you
Debut AND autonomous 😄
Epitome.
Genre.
Colonel….
“asylum” was mine
cacophony. i still maintain that i was right.
chaos
Coercion
Island (in my defense, it was first grade)
niche. Cherokee.
Segue. Also, half my vocabulary in general.
faux. *flush*
‘Invalid’ in reference to a person. I used to pronounce it like 'invalid’ as in 'not valid’.
Also clandestine (Thanks, Loki, for reminding me last night)
There are a lot more but I forgot
Detritus. (I said “dee-tree-us.”)
Compromise (CAN-promise!)
Funny how most of these words are from french.
40% of the English language is from French
December 7th, 2013 9:42pm
How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?
— Ray Bradbury (via cavum)
December 7th, 2013 9:40pm