posts from 2013 / 04 / 04

1. Willy Wonka: “Oh, something engineered five years ago by people trained ten years ago ignored advice published eight years ago?”

2. Sazerac!

3. RT @rudeasHECK: Presumably if you read both these books you have the sum of all human knowledge http://t.co/fLkUAFRV3Z

4. SCENE III
   Lunch

   A:
   ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

   B:
   “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

   A:
   “Ah, me too, duh.”

   B:
   “Yeah.”

5. I march straight into that RapiScan nudie-booth. It’s the shoes-and-laptops-and-belts hassle I hate.

   idgaf ‘bout TSA X-Ray Specs.

6. Since everyone always volunteers their opinion about them literally every time they fly, on the internet (“online”, lol), to all of us: