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March 31st, 2013 10:35am
posts from 2013 / 03
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My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.
Easy street.
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March 30th, 2013 3:42pm
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My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.
Easy street.
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March 30th, 2013 12:18pm
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My html5 is outsider art. But: https://t.co/YvjfnikxIm
RIP XML, divs, spans, “the Semantic Web”, etc.
(It still seems so arbitrary.)
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What’s the Phrase Photos
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“Landed on earth, no where to go… a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)”
March 29th, 2013 2:19pm
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OH “Tell me, has it ever crossed your mind, that maybe it’s everybody else’s problem that they don’t get along with you?”
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RT @CharmSec: Never been to charmsec? Know that seen from Hackers where Crash Override meets Razor and Blade? It’s nothing like that. …
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DNE
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Yum, Sierra Nevada “Blindfold” Black IPA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/sierra-nevada-blindfold/183919/
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“…and so then I tells the guy, I says to ‘im—wait’ll they see the everloving deliverable! We left the low and medium findings in! Ah-haha!!”
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DNE
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@alexhutton ‘90s meme defends ‘00s meme from ‘10s meme.
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SANS What Actually Affects Change in InfoSec Summit 2013
- Exception Requests: Saying No
- Bumping tickets, e-mailing, and nagging for fun and profit
- Exploiting MBAs and JDs
- Burn Out Bourbons, Gins, and Tequilas
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the meeting
- Finding Ordinality is Dead
- Using Consultants as Puppets 101
- Not being a perfectionist asshole
- Crying wolf is deprecated
March 26th, 2013 11:20am
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@treyford @MizzMegg excellent! Happy Birthday!
Everybody should try dringing a bottle a wine at 8AM at leash onshe a yea!
🎼 Haaapy Birt—
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you’re in town for GDC please go by the Sycamore and annoy my friend Sam talking about your opinions, which are al …
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OH No, we can’t replace those twigs with I-beams, those twigs are load bearing!
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Import Stout: eh.
They still have the SF Beer Week “Green Death” (shiver) on tap here too.
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Juggling. http://t.co/neO8Dorpub
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daily reminder that ponies never grow up into horses, they’re different animals
March 23rd, 2013 2:38pm
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@Stav22 right on. Keep me in the loop on your plans: grant@grantstavely.com.
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@Stav22 I’d say try one before you start one. But sure, try one. Living out here can be a blast. You’re always welcome to come visit.
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RT @b6n: The singularity is when the meritocracy becomes self-aware and gets real embarrassed, apologizes profusely.
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Don’t log your chats, you never know when they might come in handy.
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@RSnake might not apply to the context of your question but: http://t.co/OolDyfJfkp
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.@grahamvsworld Sorry folks, the DBIR is canceled this year. They’re just gonna do an AMA on Reddit instead.
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.@grahamvsworld Sorry folks, the DBIR is canceled this year. They’re just gonna do an AMA on Reddit instead.
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…behold, a pusher of the POPCORN, POTATO, and REHEAT microwave buttons, and the name that pushed them was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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@maradine cheers, at butter bar on the click factory with the old crowd now.
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@seclectech wow, I do miss smelling @McCormickSpices driving O’Donnel St. into Canton. Hope you find someone that feels the same way. =]
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RT @seclectech: Finally posted my new security req http://t.co/WHo3AttPSg -> prefer local (MD/DC/VA) candidates but for the right can …
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@grahamvsworld …he moves quickly to the data scientist console and starts changing the hadoop settings…
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Corona Heights Stairway Walk, plus about a mile and a half to get there before I turned this thing on.
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The summit view from Corona Heights.
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Man, I am not being a beer snob here and would be very proud if this was my town’s local lawnmower beer but what the heck is the market Coors is trying for here? Craigslist missed-connection: “I was brewing a Coors golden bullet and added an extra ounce of hallertau by mistake, you were too arrogant to drink perfectly acceptable Coors but weren’t sure why.”
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At my first San Francisco Home Brewer’s Guild meeting, neato.
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@grahamvsworld The BART driver just told you go to go to the Rosamunde above that stop.
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RT @aplura: Congratulations to @sdwilkerson! @splunk’s PS engineer of the year! #splunk
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Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house.
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@selenakyle Ah, none of those sound like hand waving. I’m interested in automation and path coverage anomaly detection, for instance.
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e.g.
“We will be the Facebook of Twitter because ______!”
“Won’t that get the hacks immediately?”
“No! I’ve got a machine learning wand!”
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What well known dissertations on machine learning should I read before I form the opinion that it’s dangerous hype?
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RT @stevewerby: CTFs are awesome, but if we can teach students how to articulate recommendations in a way non-technical staff can unders …
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As we Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called my neighbor, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’He grinned … 'Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
‘No,’ I replied.
‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’
So I wrote down:ID10T
I used to like him, the little smart a_ss
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@janinda Ah, yes, Palmer. Great link. Will check on the licenses and see it can be collated into a pull request. ty.
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PS homebrew’s ‘brew beer’ (http://t.co/uV7QvamcQh) is… dated.
Homebrewers: what’s a better extract, partial, and all-grain doc to suggest?
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@chort0 @grahamvsworld 1.6 is in homebrew. https://t.co/lBULgeiwI5, why you runnin’ SL in 2013?
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PS homebrew’s ‘brew beer’ (http://t.co/uV7QvamcQh) is… dated.
Homebrewers: what’s a better extract, partial, and all-grain doc to suggest?
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@GoldbergLawDC kind of a truism: temperature inversions cause precipitation. Ground level hot air rising through cold air condenses, etc.
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@wadebaker @hrbrmstr Alphabet Aerobatics in the DBIR would rule. http://t.co/iSvylabZty
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A thing some of your peers actually believe could happen
“Understaffed startup attributes shipping on time releases and steady feature improvements without death-marches, attrition, an FTC injunction, a data breach, or revenue impact to weeks spent implementing:
- an HSM.
- a certificate authority tied to the HSM.
- transport encryption (correctly).
- browser based bcrypt(scrypt(PBKDF2())) password storage.
- a honeynet.
- data classification, retention, and encryption.
- CAPTCHAs.
- secondary questions.
- out of band credential reset via e-mail and SMS.
- authentication rate limiting.
- two factor authentication.
- the latest browser-supported frame-busting, XSS, and CSRF mitigating security controls.
- a custom security library.
- vulnerability management.
- administrative roll based access.
- proper logging.
- log monitoring.
- fraud monitoring.
- BGP peering DDoS appliances.
- a web application firewall.
- an intrusion detection system.
- Sender Policy Framework.
- A separate top level domain for every system.
- developer training in:application security, security architecture, cryptography, ecrime, computer and network forensics, and incident response.
- security through obscurity (no NOT security through obscurity!) ((what does that even mean?)) (((well it rhymes!)))
- a vulnerability disclosure bounty program.
- an FTC injunction.
- a SOX, HIPPA, PCI-DSS compliance program.
- server file integrity monitoring.
- and the free pizza lunches the founders provided daily.
March 4th, 2013 9:32am
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15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE
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Robin! A web service was hacked AND another one had a brief outage?
Quick!
To the Bat-grindstone! Bring your ax!
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15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE
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RT @bbaskin: RT @grantstavely: Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e? < Delta-four-one… oh damn, it’s ju …
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RT @chrisjager: @grantstavely I’ve got nothing…
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Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e?
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there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said…
do you know how to drive this thing?
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Two Fish
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WARMarch 2nd, 2013 9:27am
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Trust is being able to reply to a thread and then inbox-zero it because you know the recipient isn’t a heel.
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Link Big Deals to everyday activities to create a Huge F’ing Deal and get a free download of /Pig Farm: Time Crime/!
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TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.
