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If your shit still kinda makes sense, it’s shit, HTH.
posts from 2013 / 02
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TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.
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I think my utility server now qualifies as a full CPAN mirror. Perl: What it is good for.
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TIL on Ubuntu “Maverick Meerkat”, and lmbo at that name and Ubuntu in general, that if you type ‘visudo’ you get ‘nano’. Because _________.
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“If inspirational drivel’s such a great motivator, why are you sitting for another TED talk?”, he pleaded from his flesh-toned TED headset.
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RT @grahamvsworld: To see what happens when seven security charlatans stop being polite, and start being real… the real world… RSAC
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@mckt_ well then you need a kegerator or keezer.
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Welp it says I gotta by the end if the day or else, so I guess I gotta. http://t.co/nAlyhbeEd3
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Welp it says I gotta by the end of the day or else, so I guess I gotta. on Flickr.
February 27th, 2013 12:10pm
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#lazyweb,
Looking to get one of these security things. If you were buying a security, what would you buy?
I’m asking for a friend.
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Get the award winners you want, not the award winners you deserve, with this one single old tip that is so weird and easy that you’ll be am—
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Congratulations to @emccorp, RSA SecureID: @SCMagazine’s Best MultiFactor Product Gold Winner. http://t.co/1u53wayR4X
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TIL on Ubuntu “Maverick Meerkat”, and lmbo at that name and Ubuntu in general, that if you type ‘visudo’ you get ‘nano’. Because _________.
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Hey @electricfork, congratulations for contributing ES-ISAC records to Verizon’s 2013 DBIR.
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Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! on Flickr.
February 26th, 2013 11:10am
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Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! http://t.co/yIguODpGkL
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@tommyalanson awesome. I’ve seen kids on East Fayette St maintain sustained wheelies for three+ straight blocks in heavy traffic. It’s rad.
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I am running a bit late to bsidesSF, turns out I don’t have the right wrench at home to take the toilet seat off the toilet in my apartment.
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Free Talk Titles
“How To Get Compliant Fast And Stay Compliant With This Weird Old Tip From A Single Mom”
“Skinning Cats: My Way or You Are a Dumb and Horrible Person.”
“Seventeen Slides Of ISO 27002 Ideas And Last Years Meme Image Macros”
“The Smart Grid Killed My Parents For Fun And Profit”
“Free ”
February 23rd, 2013 11:37am
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Don’t sleep on your back if you’re gonna read this shit, that’s how John Bonham AND Keith Moon died.
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Ladies,
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An old DJ Spinbad White Ford Bronco’ish mix for Friday night:
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“Hacking InfoSec Mailing List Post Velocity as a f(x) of Security Convention Popularity for Fun and Profit—You’re doing it RIGHT! Fail!” —Me
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@StrongwaterSec heh, never let other people wear any of your capes.
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Damn, this one has URGENT in the subject, is flagged, and has VIP CCs. Better put on my close-reading goggles, safety helmet, and cape.
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If they stopped saying APT and Cyber and started using your lingo
Hi US-ites!
We had an offsite last week to review how we can provide the best products, services, and solutions to meet the needs of our customers in 2013, and I’m pretty excited to say: we’re totally gonna kill it!
Our first goal: Triple our innovation metrics to disrupt the competition.
Measures of success: Team! Be at scrum by 10!”
February 18th, 2013 10:13pm
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Man, speak of the devil.
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Man, speak of the devil.
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@mckt_ I used to use VLC + AirTunes to sorta do that. VLC has includes A/V sync adjustment settings.
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Proper glasswear for con-flu chlorophrenamine maleate bubbly. Con-flu deserves it. You deserve it. http://t.co/xq6wZXHk
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Proper glasswear for con-flu chlorophrenamine maleate bubbly. Con-flu deserves it. You deserve it. on Flickr.
February 18th, 2013 12:06pm
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@selenakyle Don’t we sorta have detection heuristic disclosure? Suricata rules, Bro scripts, Splunk apps, Virustotal, Argus reports, etc…
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Indicator disclosure maturity is following the path vulnerability disclosure.
Incident reports on FD?
Indicator bounty programs?
Why not?
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@grahamvsworld I will, as a courtesy, not go to anything having to do with RSA. (except b-sides).
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Don’t pretend a high art / low art critique is arguing matters of style: it’s all high art. First be generous, then be critical.
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KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNFLU!!!
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Don’t pretend a high art / low art critique is arguing matters of style: it’s all high art. First be generous, then be critical.
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@maradine @grahamvsworld http://t.co/CBFb73Ri two nights ago. Better beer, better sauce, almost-as-good-(not-as-good)-crust.
Jerks.
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@justdionysus I mentioned CharmSec to someone last night at the Shmoocon hotel bar and they immediately asked if I know you.
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Derrrrrrp
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37,000 ft / 600mph click over Ohio.
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Barcode for sale, never scanned.
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A fresh incident report to edit, a fresh ‘Further investigation revealed…’ to excise.
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Barcode for sale, never scanned.
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RT @CrucialCarl: Looking for a “Cybercybercyber Forensic Analyst” for our incident response and forensics team. Near Baltimore, MD. ht …
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Congratulations on your promo!
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Your iTunes library is a safe place for album artwork. In bed.
Learn Chinese: stupid man = Dum Fuk
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A hell of an act: every scripting language module named differently in the package manager than is used to import|require|use in a script.
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Triple rock triple IPA best of the South Bay side so far: dank!
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RT @Centurion: Facebook is hiring for a bunch of security positions: https://t.co/Xt24tsJt. – Feel free to DM me if interested
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Well, actually…
Luke: [the engineer unit blows its top] Uncle Owen!
Uncle Owen: [looks up from paying the Recruiter] Yeah?
Luke: This Engineering unit has a bad “Well, actually…” motivator. Look.
Uncle Owen: [to the Recruiter] Hey, what are you trying to push on us?February 5th, 2013 8:48am
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BAD PASSWORD: it is WAY too short
BAD PASSWORD: is a palindrome
Retype new password:
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RT @Centurion: Security people: not every problem in the world is a security failure. Get over it.
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RT @NextTechBlog: Pixels In Television Screens Are Literally Game-Changing The Disruption Of The Nacho Digestion Space
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Awesome.
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Irony Mad Libs™!
“Man, I sure don’t give any fucks about _______ (NOUN).”
See? You have opinions about all that stuff. Try again.
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Claiming to not care about a thing is, literally, text-book irony. It’s an argument that performs it’s own undoing. It’s hilarious. Do it.
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Welp, Anchor Zymaster is a damned good stout. Skinaffect ruled.
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Girl With A Pearl Earing
