Happy Thanksgiving from Park Hill. http://t.co/Dh2CaG3Gwi
posts from 2013 / 11
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@ssoper that was not meant to be. It should not be.
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@grahamvsworld stop encouraging @alexeirrm, he’ll get stuck saying that word.
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Is that an Alan Parsons Project CD? Yeah, don’t ask. http://t.co/G7yRrg350I
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November 27th, 2013 5:21pm
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@mckt_ that bug report sounds like lyrics to a Smiths song.
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@grahamvsworld RealPlayer had an office at 16th and Potrero diagonal from McDonalds as recently at two years ago, I used t-•••*BUFFERING•••
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@maradine UBRIACO
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Vintage “-k, -kk” tweet remastered bonus GNU gnon-flag: use kkkkk for focus-follows-eyes. Compat with h, k, l, and “ls\n oops wrong window”.
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November 23rd, 2013 8:47am
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November 22nd, 2013 6:04pm
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RT @chrisjager: New criticality ratings: Kinda Low, Sorta Low, Pretty Low, Sweet-n-Low. #V5
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RT @evgenymorozov: Automated trading did look more aesthetically pleasing in 1971 http://t.co/zkZ76678ix
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David Bowie’s Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy)
James Murphy (LCD Soundsystem) remixed David Bowie’s Love is Lost in the style of minimal music composer Steve Reich. Here’s the video for it by Barnaby Roper:
The video is NSFW, although most of the NS-ness is of the watching scrambled Cinemax on your uncle’s cable in 1985 variety (aka datamoshing).
November 21st, 2013 6:44pm
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Tip you BART drivers folks.
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What’s with the shoes? I don’t know they’ve been there for years. on Flickr.
November 18th, 2013 6:31pm
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Cliff Clavin: I’ll tell ya why uh cats like boxes, it uh, all goes back to the city’s old pneumatic tube networks…
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Cats.
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How to get help from a project’s #channel in IRC
Read project release notes
Read project bugs
Find a decent client
Settle on a nick or your real name, whatever
Disable logging
Consider using a terminal that isn’t going to flood channels with join and part messages
Join the channel
If asked, introduce yourself
Idle for a few weeks
Contribute help
If your homework assignment is still due and you can’t figure it out,
November 17th, 2013 9:58am
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The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog
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The Vitalist
Jerry’s performance as a comedian is greatly diminished as a result of his humors being out of balance.
Kramer, suffering excesses of his yellow and black biles, takes out his aggressions on an unruly child.
George finds it impossible to decrease the intensity of his animal magnetism, despite a dedicated effort.
Elaine, suffering a strange and intense imbalance of qi, attempts to manipulate the energy flows in her life by violently rearranging the people around her.
Vitalism is so charming.
Also, I tried drafting a Seinfelt plot synopses spun on the core of Queneau’s Exercises in Style–Elaine is on the bus, sees George and Jerry get on, George is being George, Jerry goes and sits down, later Elaine sees Jerry talking to Kramer–after the second or third of this series and, welp, not easy!
November 14th, 2013 7:38pm
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The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog
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I clip sites a few times a day from Safari and the new clipper does that plus skitch markup plus clearly plus a great UI. It rocks.
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November 14th, 2013 9:06am
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RT @HardSciFiMovies: A computer system becomes intelligent and, upon comprehending its grim purpose, commits suicide. FarmVille players exp…
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Corollary: sometimes, read “never do this” as “I designed a way to detect this*.”
- and it’s clever**
** but it’s never detected anything
- and it’s clever**
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http://t.co/nPaFmEJDF3 is Dulles’s Strunk & White. When Dulles says “never do this”, read: “someone got caught doing this.”
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URGENT: Once you see the arrow in the “GridEx II” logo you can’t unsee it #GridEx #ii #itsinthehashtagtoo
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RT @bbaskin: Introducing Intelligence Into Your Malware Analysis: http://t.co/B7QECZPtVK (slides) http://t.co/skzv0hS4Rc (video) #Malware #…
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Interview: Hacker OPSEC with The Grugq
November 13th, 2013 6:40pm
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Corollary: sometimes, read “never do this” as “I designed a way to detect this*.”
- and it’s clever**
** but it’s never detected anything
- and it’s clever**
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http://t.co/nPaFmEJDF3 is Dulles’s Strunk & White. When Dulles says “never do this”, read: “someone got caught doing this.”
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URGENT: Once you see the arrow in the “GridEx II” logo you can’t unsee it #GridEx #ii #itsinthehashtagtoo
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@maradine exceptions: The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Godfather Part III.
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@coolacid lol. How / why did you get it suspended?
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“These views are my own” is horrible.
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@vogon well it’s a busy list so I assume it’s a known thing but valign has been “broken” since the 90s I’d like to know why.
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@vogon is there a css vertical center post equivalent to the html parsing with regex stackoverflow zalgo answer? Just checked www-style and,
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Sorry bugs. I misheard the lyric. http://t.co/qzKrhoqK7l http://t.co/XaszrgfI64
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Sorry bugs. I misheard the lyric. http://t.co/qzKrhoqK7l http://t.co/XaszrgfI64
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PSA don’t fill out forms as a joke you might actually submit them.
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APOLLO’S ORACLE AT MOSCOW
“Great oracle, what if I air gap… in space?”
“What goes around comes around. Everything you do will boomerang.”
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Exercises in Seinfelt
Elaine is taking the bus back across town, again, with arm-loads of Peterman’s dry cleaning. At every stop, she tries to get off, saying “excuse me” from behind all the pressed suits but none of the other passengers can hear her, and, trying not to wrinkle Peterman’s suits, Elaine resigns herself to a spot at the back of the bus until later in the morning when the morning commute rush has died down. She’s crossed town four times so far.
In front of Tom’s Restaurant, George and Jerry get onto Elaine’s bus. George hates public transit and is unwilling to touch anything or anyone but Jerry, who he keeps jostling in clumsy attempts to avoid contacting any other bus passenger, bus seat, or bus rail.
“Germs Jerry! Germs!”
At the next stop, Jerry, increasingly annoyed with George, spots an empty seat and takes it.
Elaine makes no attempt to get their attention because it’s more fun to watch George bouncing from surface to surface in the confined bus, screaming about germs and annoying .
Kramer
November 10th, 2013 5:23pm
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Pale Ale FG: a success. http://t.co/U5o4vGqEEc
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RT @homakov: Bug Bounty Hustlers! http://t.co/6FhOyRaGWO first prototype 😕
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I can miss-type way faster than I can backspace. CAPS LOCK should be a meta key that turns every other key on the keyboard into a backspace.
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Walter Fagan buying a 486, an the homage to The Making of Peg, stock photo Rikki album art, aaaaag amazing Dan itp: http://t.co/Zlpo6zvnvm
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RT @dijkstracula: Ten thousand volts through the podium for every meme in the presenter’s slide deck
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Great show, Jimmy Rip played a great foil to Verlaine, see them if you get a chance!
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RT @zooko: Mike Hearn (Google employee and Bitcoin core dev): “issuing a giant Fuck You to the people who made these slides.”—https://t.co/…
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Huh, I just tried saying “We’re excited” in front of a mirror three times and nothing happened. Yes, I was in San Francisco when I said it.
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The clips from NETFORCE were always the best parts of Johnny Long’s leet-or-lame talk, imo.
November 4th, 2013 10:03pm
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X-Invalid-Finding-Options: USUALLY
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The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.
November 4th, 2013 7:04am
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I probably shouldn’ta called this JIRA dashboard “My Issues” but now that I have, I guess I’ll open a buncha bugs and close ‘em Won’t Fix.
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October 31st, 2013 9:23pm
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My favorite day in Dolores Park, ever. Went down dressed as Zombie Cold Beer! Cold Water!. For those of you not from San Francisco, “Cold Beer! Cold Water!” is a man who walks around Dolores Park with a cooler bag selling, well, yeah…. cans of PBR (sometimes Simple Times) and water. Here are some photos of him. And while he’s not wearing this outfit in any of those shots, I promise this is pretty damn close to what he wore most days this summer.
I can do a pretty good impression of his call, and he kind of sounds like a zombie anyway, so I went with it. I had my zombie walk on, and set out hollering… over and over and over… “Cold beer! Cold Water!” Some people had no idea what was going on, but most people recognized who I was supposed to be. And THREE different people mistook me for the man himself, all saying something like, “Oh, my god! He dressed up for Halloween!” One man was convinced I stole CBCW’s shirt. Ganja Treats took my photo! I sold twelve beers and four waters (though I gave away like half of them). But where was the OG CBCW?
I got up to leave after a couple hours, carrying my cooler, continuing the zombie walk and yelling his call, when suddenly, I heard him. He was only fifty feet or so away from me. “Cold Beer!” he yelled. “Cold Water!” I responded. People were cracking up, and one woman came running after me demanding I go after him and take a photo. I was on my way out though and having never talked to dude in my life didn’t know if he’d really appreciate my costume and I chickened out. Still, I had a blast.
October 31st, 2013 6:31pm
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@vurtyou @alexeirrm and also because I have a strict “NO MORE CATS” rule.
