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posts from 2013 / 01 / 15

  1. Please take my cats. I do not want them.

  2. RT @SeinfeldToday: Elaine’s bf (Chris Pratt) dumps her because she refuses to watch The Wire. ELAINE: I mean how good can it really be? …

  3. RT @aChrisSmith: It hurt me LOLing at: @kim_partridge: Hungover non-tech journalist covers a tech launch. Very funny. http://t.co/Pc3ovnmY"

  4. So, @vurtyou found my stir plate magnet.

    It was where I’d already looked. Twice.

    It wasn’t stuck to anything metal, just sitting there.

  5. @tqbf @selenakyle @adamjodonnell The Atlantic now hosts GRAND RE-OPENING! NOW LEASING! dilapidated-apartment-building-signs for cults. nbd.