It’s so cold in my apartment I lit a fire. The Santa hat only goes so far.

Sure there is, I left it on bake at 350F.
It’s so cold in my apartment I lit a fire. The Santa hat only goes so far.

Sure there is, I left it on bake at 350F.
RT @ibogost: Seriously, stop what you’re doing and read @tomscocca’s “On Smarm”: http://t.co/I8zSBVL9KA
Disable your Gawker filters (you should have years ago anyway), this is a quality essay. Stay for the tone shift, I promise.
