“Thirty-Eight Who Saw Murder Didn’t Call the Police Because They Were Watching The Ed Sullivan Show On TV”
posts from 2013 / 10 / 08
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If arachnophobia was treated like introversion
M̲̣̭̖̭͍̤̾̃a͎̰ͫ̀͒ͭͩͣs̮͕̥͓̟̹̫ͤ͛̂̂͑̓͂t͔͇̰̦̝͂e͇̭̘͉ͭͯ͒r̥̣͓͓̞̬̥̓̋̇̔̍ ̤̟̹̝̍͗ͪy̬͙̲̟̺͍ͩ͗ͮ̇ͣọ̳͎̭̖͍̊̐ͩu̖̦̺̹͙̘͖r̩ͧ ̣͕̰͖s͔̪̈́̔ͧp̳̭̟͈̜̽͂́̓ͫͭ̓ỉ̙͖̗̠̗͛d̼̮̟́̋e͕̗͓̊̽̉̉̽r̗ͥ-͉̬̺̞̽̾͑̃f͈̳̼̏̄̉ͤ͂ͬr͈̩̺͙̗͌ͮi̤̳͚ͣ͒ͮg͍̺͉̪̻̻̒ͥ̄ͥh͙̱̻̒ͦ́̅ͬt̻̮͈̖, b̼͇̺̟̜̭̱̈́̈́̎͒͑e̩̪̺͙̱̮͙̩͋ͪ̃̈̒̀͒c̦͖̋ͩo͙̱̝̣̯̜͆̿̒̉̉̽ͭm̞̹͖ͣͣͪȅ̫̙͓̲͓̟̄̾͒ ̖͍̰̗̅ͩ̌̉ͣ̉ͧ̈́̌a̠̬͉ͭ̍ ͎̹ͩ̓͐̀ͦl̬̙͔̈̄̐͗͐̄̏̊ͪë̼͇͉́͒a̭̺̗̖͒̆̂͌͑ͭ́d͈̖̩̰͍̜̿ͩe̫͙̖̤͍̗̘͍ͣͯͫ̈ͅr͈̼͍͕̋ͥ͂̔̑̚ ̜̮̺̯ͭ͂́ͭ͑̀ö̟́̇̈́ͅͅf̣̲̞̲̺̘̮͙ͨ͂͐̓̎̏ ̼̊̌ͪ̀ͭͬ̉ͩ͌ͅt͇̳ͭ̌͗͊̾̚h̲͔̱̭͖̟͈̗̬̐ͦ̾͑ͤ̎e͎͕̟͕̗͙ͯ̃m͕̺̖̭͑͆, a͑͐ͧ͠҉̗͍͈̞ͅñ̴̠̯̤ͬͭ̈̊̒ͬ̚d̸̡̬̠̣͎̤̉͗̉͗̆ ̛̛̺͚̼͉̔̈̈̃̅ͨ̊́s̖̳̟͔͉̺̹͕̪̋̈́̎̅̄̇̽͢p̡̟̓ͦi̢̤͉͓ͪ́͗͛̅̒͂̓ͅn̖̫̾̓ͥ͒ͮͮ͂ͮͧ͞ ̵̙̩̝̳̥̯̙̣ͨ̐̐̉̽͋́̚ỳ̡̘͕̬̣o̷̬̊͗͡ͅͅű̜͖̤̱̹̤̰̲͍r̮̫͇̰̲̺ͦ̀ͬ̍̓͆ͨ͜ ̧̩̗̿͆̓͑̆͑̀͜o̡̻̱̗̯̬̻̮̱ͭ̿̂̉̚͘w̄͛͒̊ͧͨ́͐͏̵͖̻̬̩̼̺ń̶̡̪̞̮̮̯͆͢ ̸͚͕̯͈ͧͩ̓ͪ̏̾ͦͅc̷͔̘̥ͮͤ͑̈́̐͝l̸̡̰̗̙̳̩̯͔̖̉̍̈́ͩͪ̈̓͝o̴̷̥̯͓ͣ̉̍̄́̋́͞t̲͓̖̦͖̻̟̪̽ͩ̾ͮ͢h̥̘̺͂̾̃̀̐e̜̹̲̒̿̾̏ͩͥ̓̿̀͢s͕̜̩͈͇̘͙͙̰ͯͫ͂ͫ͟͜ ̢̝̟̜̞̘͉̓̍ͯ̑͜͡o͓̤ͥ̃̉̅̈ͬ͘u̡̡͔̖̠̩̮̭̓̈́ͣͦ̋ͮ͗ͨt͚̺͕͖͈̜̦ͤ͂̌͊͒̄̌̔̐ ͇̗̯̗̭̼̈͌͛͠o͇̟͈͓͚͍̤͛͗͌̄̏͐̏͞ͅf̠̮̗̲̫͗̂ͮ͋̐̀̀ ̛̩̣͇͖͕̫ͤ͛͞wͧ̃̆ͨ̽͋́҉̬͉̥͍̮̞̯ͅͅe͂͋̋ͧ҉͎̦͓͉͡b̨̗̠̜̝͎̑͊̉ͭ͛̈̅̀͘ ̢̨̺̯̹̜̬͐̐͒ͩ̓̉̚s̭̥ͭ̃ͩ͂ͭi̦͓̭̱̭̜̳̹͐̇ͤ͛͟͡l̐̄ͣ͑ͮ̔̒̚҉̷̫̭͎̞͇̤̤̣̲k͈͎̲͕͒͛̾ͯ̅̉̀ͬ͞ ̛͎ͩ͂ã̬͈͎͔͙̠̇̓t̫̎̆Ş́ͭͭ̃ͫ̇͐̾ͣ̇̋͛̌̑ͧͦͮ̾͏̟̫̙̮̣͍̯͙͉̜͓͔ͅp̐̽͑̆ͪ̍̓ͭ͐̿ͩͬ̓͗҉̵͙̺̻̦͚̫̼͕͉̰̰ī̷̵̢̛̒ͥͥ͊ͬ̔ͯ̃̒ͬͩͮ̍̉̓̊̚҉̟̼̬̞̫͕̱͓̫͔̞̟d̷̵̶̷̤͇̠̲͍͓̞̜̗̫̩̝͚̝͇͊́̆̿͂̐ͥ̾̏̑̽̿ͨ̉ͧ̔ͥ̆ͅe̢̹̖͉̞͚͉̼̳̼̯̭̰̭͎̯̜͍ͫͪ͊̐ͦ̏̆̒͐̌͌ͬͪ͌́͠r̵̵̸̶͓̜̟͕̮͍̤̺̋̓ͥ͑̉ͫ̽̍̐̑̏̓ͥ̎̈́ͅm̶̫͍̦͎̞̭͎̮͇̦͚̗̩̲̔͑̌ͣ̀̊ͦͧͩͥ̉ͤ͑̀́͜͜ͅa̶̯̤͎̲͈̔ͥ͒̃̊̈́͡s͆͐͗̂ͫ̈ͣͣ͆ͪ̉ͮ̍ͬ̇̊ͥ͊̚҉̺͔̭̲͉̯͙̦̠̺̝͘͢ͅt̵ͩͥ̑ͭ̋ͤ̓ͭ̓̆̌̚͞҉͏̦͇̩̹̩̀ę̊̆̈́ͮ̒̑̊͐͐̍̍́͐҉̧̡̭̠̭̭̰̗̩̳͈̼ͅṛ̵̷͕̥̪ͩ͌͊ͤͤ͋̃ͩ̾ͬ͐̈ͬ́s̵̓ͬ͗ͫ̓͑́̓ͦ͊̀̅ͫ́ͯ҉̟͉̗̯̬͓̩ ̶͎̱̰͚̟̫̯̫ͪ̀̏̂ͮ̓̃̏ͣͨ̃̀̀͡Į̱̳̺̯̮̞̟̩̖̣̂͑ͯ̒̏ͮͤ̒͆ͥ͐͟ͅņ̴̴̛̬̱̘̘̯̗̼͈̫͚͔̺̩̻ͯ͑ͨ͂͂̍͌͒ͪ͛̀t̑̔ͩ͐̊ͦ̚҉̺̫̬̠̻̯͕̞̻͉͈̱eͦͭ͊́͑̋ͬͫ͆̇͒ͭ͐͑ͪ̏ͬ͊̚͏̷̢̩͚̹̘͔̜̥́ṙ̬͙̙̲ͯ̿̐̚͘͟ͅn̡̋͋̇̔̀̅ͩ̽́̔̌̏̑̏͏̵̨̢̹̠͕̙͍̪͉̯̻̙̤͓̞͔͖ͅą̵̸̹̱͙͕̦̘̻̻͉͚̣̜̦͕̊̾̑ͥ́ͨ͂ͩ̊ͯ̒ͦ̉̈̑͒̚t̷̡̩̪̙͎̺̝̞͕̭͈̜̩͓͕ͩ͌̌ͤ̀͊̍ͣ͐͗̀̕iͯͨ̃͛͛̾͊ͤͪ͋̍҉̛̻̫̝̗̹̩̹̤̞̙̖́͜͢ơ̧̡̨̗̠̖͇̮͉̬̙̜̟̹̻̹̬̊̏ͦ͋͐ͬ͆ͧͬ̄̆̃̀̚n̢̢͇̗̳͎̤̘̰̗͓̪̠̤̰͊ͯ̿̋͌͟͢͞ͅẫ̸̡̺̝̬̗̩̱̫̪̳̗̞̈̌ͣ͑̀͘͞ͅlͨ̀̓̐̽͊ͪ̄ͦ͐̌͆͂ͫ҉̸͇̬̞͈̬̭̠̳̜͎̣͕̖̤̀ͅ.̖͈̱̺̮̻̹͋̌̎̊̌̃̀͘͠͠
October 8th, 2013 8:59am
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Just read Paul Bowles ‘A Distant Episode’ and, uh, welp, not sure I like it at all. Any chance anyone can help?
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Position: Senior Property Owner
Property: A home constructed from leading building materials
Location: Santa Clara, CA
Mortgage: 30 yr fixed -
If real estate worked like tech recruiting, we’d all be getting offers to buy property in distant northern CA towns with strict credit reqs.
