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posts from 2013 / 06

  1. RT @kidkoala: This is TODAY and it’s free! DELTRON 3030 + 20 piece orchestra!

    http://t.co/TIDC2VfN0S

  2. Gotta love a dive that keeps tomorrow’s kegs in the men’s room.

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  3. Kid Koala, Dan the Automator, Deltron 3030.

  4. mobile-uploads

  5. Robert Plant presents the Sensational Space Shifters

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    June 29th, 2013 12:59am

  7. CEASE PONY TREATY OF 2013

    The undersigned hackers agree to not set the desktop wallpaper* of unlocked workstations to a picture of a pony.

  8. @ssoper no don’t!

  9. Pretty sure I could restore from keyboard faster. Is that how time capsules work? Little geniuses inside? http://t.co/2zYo63mJrk

  10. Yelping with Cormac: Dolores Park

    June 26th, 2013 8:59pm

  11. RT @GreatDismal: Yelping With Cormac
    http://t.co/wGlkMohE2f

  12. Free beer name for a SMaSH beer dedicated to anyone that has ever taken anything apart and put it back together again: “No Extra Parts.”

  13. Free beer name for a SMaSH beer dedicated to anyone that has ever taken anything apart and put it back together again: “No Extra Parts.”

  14. The Linuxandia equivalent of “put a bird on it” is “put a clock on it.”

  15. Oh man, the SF Gay Men’s Chorus concert tonight is gonna be pretty cool but my tickets are for the Friday show!

    http://t.co/oCVwyu9Hes

  16. DFIR meet-up obligatory check-in

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    new-aesthetic:

    “Over the course of a year, I researched and created ZXX, a disruptive typeface which takes its name from the Library of Congress’ listing of three-letter codes denoting which language a book is written in. Code “ZXX” is used when there is: “No linguistic content; Not applicable.” The project started with a genuine question: How can we conceal our fundamental thoughts from artificial intelligences and those who deploy them? I decided to create a typeface that would be unreadable by text scanning software (whether used by a government agency or a lone hacker) — misdirecting information or sometimes not giving any at all. It can be applied to huge amounts of data, or to personal correspondence. I drew six different cuts (Sans, Bold, Camo, False, Noise and Xed) to generate endless permutations, each font designed to thwart machine intelligences in a different way. I offered the typeface as a free download in hopes that as many people as possible would use it.”

    Making Democracy Legible: A Defiant Typeface — The Gradient — Walker Art Center

    June 24th, 2013 10:57pm

  18. I’m brewing a barley wine today. The plan is to actually (ugh) bottle it this time so’s I can age it properly.

    https://t.co/QNVh5zgfkn

  19. FUJITSU MHZ2320BH G1

    “Macintosh HD”

    20092013

    R.I.P

    🌹 Our Cherished Drive 🌹

  20. I’m brewing a barley wine today. The plan is to actually (ugh) bottle it this time so’s I can age it properly.

    https://t.co/QNVh5zgfkn

  21. hodgman:

    In case you did not know, the amazing Ms. Emily Heller plays Nicole Winters in CODEFELLAS by David Rees and Brian Spinks

    I play the voice of the animated body of Lewis Lapham.

    That is all. 

    June 22nd, 2013 10:27am

  22. FUJITSU MHZ2320BH G1

    “Macintosh HD”

    20092013

    R.I.P

    󾁁 Our Cherished Drive 󾁁

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    Flying Dog Raging Bitch on tap in San Francisco? on Flickr.

    June 21st, 2013 6:35pm

  24. RT @richtener: Today is my last day at Zynga. It’s been a crazy 4 years. Zynga Security rocks!

  25. Do you speak French?No. Wait, what?Do you want to get lunch?Oh. Yes. http://t.co/2jZgktF9sv

  26. @maradine I’m the one in the middle.

  27. Quiet Time Mix Vol 1, by Kid Koala

    June 19th, 2013 10:51pm

  28. RT @datalossdb: Yolo Federal Credit Union replaces customer cards after data breach http://t.co/YUVzYohHk1

  29. @wardspan likewise, and thanks!

  30. It’s important to bear in mind I’m being called a traitor by men like former Vice President Dick Cheney. This is a man who gave us the warrantless wiretapping scheme as a kind of atrocity warm-up on the way to deceitfully engineering a conflict that has killed over 4,400 and maimed nearly 32,000 Americans, as well as leaving over 100,000 Iraqis dead. Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American, and the more panicked talk we hear from people like him, Feinstein, and King, the better off we all are. If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school.

    Edward Snowden (via jimray)

    June 17th, 2013 9:21pm

  31. GONE LURKING

  32. GONE LURKING

  33. RT @LegitBS_CTF: Multimedia for @defcon CTF qualifiers - Music/Vids by hoju: rtsp://stream.legitbs.net:1935/live/quals

  34. In 2010 I brewed a Honey Pale Ale for @wardspan for @Zynga SecOps. I saved one for a special occasion.

    http://t.co/mPvfz9ZjoQ

    Yum.

  35. RT @tqbf: “Here’s how it works (this is my professional opinion as a web developer” rkjhgjkfhbgkjbdfndfgnjkfd

  36. @rattle1337 congrats Nick, congrats bit9, congrats bit9 customers: https://t.co/bcc93aSogk

  37. Where are you?

  38. @grahamvsworld @doeg @vogon no “kids these days” piece deserves this much attention.

  39. Culturally foreign, aesthetically unappealing, and technically unsuccessful are in fact separate things.

  40. NSA slide deck: .gov’s cant instead of MBA’s or MFA’s.

    Boeing’s Columbia Shuttle debris impact deck: actually bad.

    http://t.co/9Uq5gGejER

  41. Children and the elderly in SF’s Design District are advised to stay inside today as sewer gas levels exceed EPA “Fresh Country Air” levels.

  42. @grahamvsworld omg that top down car view took me back.

    https://t.co/7vDbn7BAsU

  43. iOS 7 is going to have a k10k theme. @kottke’s excellent Silkscreen pixel font at its best: on a retina display.

    http://t.co/PPARB24lRn

  44. @selenakyle @grahamvsworld lololol.

    h̵͉̉t̵͈̉t̷͖̍p̷̻̾:̴͔̋/̸̰͆/̴̟̓t̴͚̏ḥ̴̛e̸̠͑y̸͖͐r̴̠̾ȕ̸̫l̸̺͘e̴͕͊.̴̝́ň̵̦e̷̡͌t̷̝͝

  45. @selenakyle @grahamvsworld haha, not what I meant at all, would be adorable counter-bias.

    Arguing on the internet is brutal.

  46. @selenakyle @grahamvsworld “…and not a very accomplished, experienced one.” ironic given the circumstances. Ivy: the author’s credentials.

  47. RT @ibogost: Guess what. The NSA knows which cows you clicked, and when you clicked them.

  48. THE FINAL CLICKING

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    View my 2 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjFTDB4B

    June 8th, 2013 7:03pm

  50. Hey, you have a sec? http://t.co/kZfLvu1aoR

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    Hey, you have a sec? on Flickr.

    June 8th, 2013 4:02pm

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    “I need more heads” he said, as one does. on Flickr.

    June 8th, 2013 11:31am

  53. Sous vide meme. http://t.co/lkbXrUOhts

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    Sous vide meme. on Flickr.

    Philip Daigle as a slab of applewood smoked center cut bacon, blackberry floating nearby.

    Previously.

    Previously.

    June 8th, 2013 11:28am

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    Philip Daigle, as a rabbit, blackberry floating at his feet.

    Previously.

    June 8th, 2013 9:27am

  56. The history of broad music level meter deployment in a nutshell:

    VU Meters
    LEDs
    Graphic Spectrum Analyzers
    Geiss

    poof

    Nothing.

  57. RT @ninjamixdump: Peter Serafinowicz| Solid Steel Radio Show 7/6/2013 Part 3 + 4 - Goodness for your eardrums! http://t.co/fqLDAYJx5x

  58. s/cargo/gartner/g

  59. I’ve carefully trained myself to not be a speakerphone mute-button jerk.

    When I actually need it, 50/50 I’ll hit the other red button.

  60. RT @tmbg: TMBGs free ringtone: “Call Connected Thru The NSA” http://t.co/p7wqvuzpTn

  61. s/cargo/gartner/g

  62. “Renowned executive assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Michael Mason staggered through the…

    http://t.co/CfqdnyzvTT

  63. Ripped from the pages of Dan Brown’s reality

    Renowned executive assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Michael Mason staggered through the vaulted archway of the Verizon Grand Headquarters. He lunged for the nearest telephone tap and trace provision he could see, section 214 of the USA PATRIOT ACT. Grabbing the gilded legislation, the seventy-six-year-old man heaved the laws toward himself until they piled off the desk and Mason collapsed backward in a heap beneath the pages.

    June 6th, 2013 8:56am

  64. @grahamvsworld livin’ in the future.

  65. srqm:

    Internet Archive (by Deepspeed media)

    June 5th, 2013 10:39pm

  66. The Final Ultimate Solution to the Spam Problem

    Your idea advocates a

    (x) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante
    
    approach to fighting spam. 
    
    Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following 
    may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary 
    from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)
    
    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    (x) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    (x) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business
    
    Specifically, your plan fails to account for
    
    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    (x) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    (x) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook
    
    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:
    
    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    (x) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
    
    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
    
    (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!
    

    —Anonymous Coward

    June 5th, 2013 8:17am

  67. @Northern_Brewer’s new QC stickers rule! http://t.co/OTSGxhkzq6

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    @Northern_Brewer’s new QC stickers rule! on Flickr.

    June 4th, 2013 11:02am

  69. Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.

    — Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices (via volumexii)

    June 2nd, 2013 11:28pm

  70. @bbaskin good luck, it’s air gapped now. http://t.co/57N8KmtK2d

  71. @bbaskin hop addition times. 😃

  72. Hops died so that we may imbibe. 1 Imperial India Pale Ale 60:30:15:5:5:5 http://t.co/zm2RhTpCg7

  73. @reyjrar irlol

  74. @reyjrar text style tomfoolery decision paralysis is a serious condition.

  75. “To read in Dolores Park or stay home and brew an Imperial India Pale Ale?” —William Shakespeare

  76. @mckt_ where is that confounded bridge?

  77. Lawn tickets: procured.

    Robert Plant presents Sensational Space Shifters, Robert Plant, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
    Greek Theatre-U.C. Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
    Sat, Jun 29, 2013 07:30 PM

    \m/