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posts from 2013 / 03 / 04

  1. A thing some of your peers actually believe could happen

    “Understaffed startup attributes shipping on time releases and steady feature improvements without death-marches, attrition, an FTC injunction, a data breach, or revenue impact to weeks spent implementing:

    • an HSM.
    • a certificate authority tied to the HSM.
    • transport encryption (correctly).
    • browser based bcrypt(scrypt(PBKDF2())) password storage.
    • a honeynet.
    • data classification, retention, and encryption.
    • CAPTCHAs.
    • secondary questions.
    • out of band credential reset via e-mail and SMS.
    • authentication rate limiting.
    • two factor authentication.
    • the latest browser-supported frame-busting, XSS, and CSRF mitigating security controls.
    • a custom security library.
    • vulnerability management.
    • administrative roll based access.
    • proper logging.
    • log monitoring.
    • fraud monitoring.
    • BGP peering DDoS appliances.
    • a web application firewall.
    • an intrusion detection system.
    • Sender Policy Framework.
    • A separate top level domain for every system.
    • developer training in:application security, security architecture, cryptography, ecrime, computer and network forensics, and incident response.
    • security through obscurity (no NOT security through obscurity!) ((what does that even mean?)) (((well it rhymes!)))
    • a vulnerability disclosure bounty program.
    • an FTC injunction.
    • a SOX, HIPPA, PCI-DSS compliance program.
    • server file integrity monitoring.
    • and the free pizza lunches the founders provided daily.

    March 4th, 2013 9:32am

  2. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/f8a11e871dacac877df87f1a0a75f359/tumblr_mj48ijOZv91qzoybuo1_500.jpg without alt text, sorry

    15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. on Flickr.

    March 3rd, 2013 7:03pm

  3. 15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE