posts from 2013 / 11 / 15

1. The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog

2. The Vitalist

   seinfelt:

   Jerry’s performance as a comedian is greatly diminished as a result of his humors being out of balance.

   Kramer, suffering excesses of his yellow and black biles, takes out his aggressions on an unruly child.

   George finds it impossible to decrease the intensity of his animal magnetism, despite a dedicated effort.

   Elaine, suffering a strange and intense imbalance of qi, attempts to manipulate the energy flows in her life by violently rearranging the people around her.

   Vitalism is so charming.

   Also, I tried drafting a Seinfelt plot synopses spun on the core of Queneau’s Exercises in Style–Elaine is on the bus, sees George and Jerry get on, George is being George, Jerry goes and sits down, later Elaine sees Jerry talking to Kramer–after the second or third of this series and, welp, not easy!

   November 14th, 2013 7:38pm