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posts from 2019 / 11
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being up at 5 and having a kid who must be held to the window to watch and wave at the @RecologySF@twitter.com workers emptying the bins on our one way street means I also get to watch people in cars behind the truck select honk from the list of things they could do while behind said truck
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i keep calling this suck wire “pick up”, like i’m working with rubber sement and as if “suck wire” wasn’t a great name
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it finally happened, I’m emptying my pockets to camp out at work only to find that I accidentally brought one of my kid’s pacifiers to work
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MUTES, a novel with an appendix of omitted words themselves assembled into nonsensical but grotesque phrases, which are only ever represented as empty spaces in the text itself
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it’ll be fun in 30 years when period pieces about the late 2010s are careful to capture how drab everything is; buildings painted gray, vehicles gray, black, red, or blue exclusively
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ty kevin for the physical graffiti wake up side (draft)
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as a kid haver with nearly enough capital to buy in san francisco, I would vaaaaaaaaaastly prefer living in a 3 bed 2 bath public housing unit to having to sink my money into dirt and market risk, and think people who prefer the dirt and risk are fools
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my kitchen window overlooks a row of sidewalk coffee shop tables and every time someone at one casually smokes a cigarette at one in 2019 i assume they are a time traveling prisoner on a mission to their past, before things all went sideways
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“9 1 1, what is your emergency?”
“”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”
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also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?
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my kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently
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Historical Buttigiegism
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I’t probably never happen again because of open office floor plans, but I had one chance to leave something behind in a desk for my successor and I went with a carton of camel filters in return for all those I’d bummed while stressed over the job.
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you’re telling me a plan improved this performance?
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i call upon the author to explain trolling us with a character named “Deval” smdh that is some shoddy ass writing workshop character naming
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first haircut! (draft)
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I snagged the fash forum dox and opened my editor to read the README in it and had to double take at the last unsaved thing I had in my editor that I had for a previous gag.
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Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve caught you at last and can reveal our our evil plan. Sally Sitlord, strap Mr. Gates into the tax-o-chair at once. Mr. Gates you are about to be taxed! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah, I see. Alas.
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spoopy vote counting music https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZoB0e6mR0
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prematurely putting a Dean button up on the victory ledge cause I’ve got a good feeling about this one
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it absolutely sucks having to be so liberal at work! http://www.theleaguesf.org/ vote the guide, leave the no-endorsements blank, your blank mayoral ballot even makes ballot props easier to get!
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cw: sf pol GOTV
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“They turn this shit into computers! We have to stop then! Why aren’t you eating any?!” (draft)
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sssssswwwwwiiiiinnnnggggg bbbbaaaasssssttttiiiaaaaannnnn (draft)
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“Honey I put some clothes out for you to wear, with one of your DSA shirts.”
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work makes a lot more sense if you mentally swap “leader” for “bureaucrat” the same way you swap “meritocracy” for “bull shit”, myself included, and I wish I’d started doing it years ago
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@twindigo@twitter.com @sirjoancornella@twitter.com
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ty @twindigo@twitter.com for remixing this @sirjoancornella@twitter.com Booty Boop for my holiday warrior avatar
“I hate it, so I must be doing something right”
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ty @twindigo@twitter.com for remixing this @sirjoancornella@twitter.com booty bop for my holiday warrior avatar
