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posts from 2019 / 10

  1. dropped off my ballot this morning, voting @TheLeagueSF@twitter.com’s picks, for @chesaboudin@twitter.com, no on C, yes on the rest, abstain on the (remaining) cops

    here is what our cool ranked choice ballot for mayor looks like after I filled mine out:

  2. as a voter my top three single-issues are:

    1. the national debt

    2. fare evasion

    3. voter fraud

    4. the hit on Jeffy E

  3. should my neighbor partially blocked by the fire truck just drive their brand new Jeep Wrangler on the sidewalk or try to get a worker to move the truck?

    Looks like they’re gonna try to get a worker to move the truck. I can’t watch this.

  4. the wind just broke a tree limb onto San Carlos Street, ladder 7 is working it with a chainsaw

    firefighters in the distance surrounded by trees

    San Francisco Fire Department Truck 7, a red ladder truck

  5. yo, that mist work in discord?

    Three lines from book 7 of Emily Wilson’s translation of The Odyssey, “Odysseus walked briskly to the town / Athena helpfully surrounded him with / with must that kept him safe from rude remarks”

  6. the boomer white guys with 23 followers from across the country constantly in @DSA_SF@twitter.com’s mentions and otherwise only yelling at brands™ on this hell site are what clay shi rky meant by ‘cognitive surplus’

  7. Bash and The Boy (draft)

  8. tfw yer at the phó shop having your usual coward’s phó tai and another fella comes in and out basics you and orders “chicken noodle soup”

  9. breve lucky charms send toot

  10. All conference room AV systems should have little rubber prime buttons, chokes, pull starts, and run on 2-cycle fuel.

  11. I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”

  12. (draft)

  13. had to swap out the old rack though ☹️☹️☹️

    rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it

  14. dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet

    red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view

  15. good advice at the dmv yesterday

    DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.

  16. I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better

  17. quake postin

  18. this thief stole a leftover brat off the kitchen table while I was cleaning his high chair (draft)

  19. My stars! Such an interesting monster. (draft)