if i ever type more than three sentences without a typo or misspelling know that I’m dead and have been replaced by a sinister force (T-1000, Agent Smith, etc) and you should try to find what can stop me immediately
posts from 2019 / 12 / 07
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if mcdonalds workers were police, I could have unholstered my service weapon and pumped a few rounds into the guy, the person entering the store behind him, whatever
working at mcdonalds is hard, my mission was to sell cheeseburgers and this guy was throwing em back!
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he leaves the store, i take another order or two, he comes bag into the store, and from the door, throws the cheeseburger at me, it bounces off my chest and hits the floor
“What the hell is this? I ordered a plain cheeseburger!”
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guy in a US Army dress officer’s uniform with two kids under 10 ordered a bunch of stuff to go including “just a plain cheeseburger,” which was my order as a kid, so I definitely smashed that PLAIN touchscreen button
I give him his drinks and bag and he splits
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one time like 15 years ago I asked the noc operator who operated hp openview to help me install and configure openview on my linux servers and they inter-officed me half a ream of paper of openview documentation, printed, and closed my ticket having done nothing else