happy 40th fellow paradox day havers
posts from 2019 / 12
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two for one š folks, but did he eat the last one? nope! (draft)
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(draft)
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opinion is boomer for troll
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fwiw i endorses bernie sanders for president, hth
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hanging with the everloving wife and child in the South Park playground near 21st amendment trying to guess what percentage of the bathrooms in these first-tech-boom houses have black porcelain toilets in em
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every city agency should be renamed to the municipal equivalent, replace the awful eagle flag with the worm logo, rename the city, organize municipal worker parties, blah, blah, blah, and stuff, then the revolution
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ugh, tourist, how long have you even lived here? locals say it out, itās [with emphasis] āmunicipal transportation authorityā, not muni, jeeze
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first as cheers, then as theft (draft)
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the two dance moves, the boop, followed by the walker (draft)
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well shit, the hair-line in my ten year old lodge ten inch popped on medium low flame while i was making quesadillas, it sounded like someone hit my stove with a hammer
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rip the 16 & mission walgreens
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vaccines cause goofy stance (draft)
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an entire phd thesis in the year 2314 about why we call it the peter principle and not the pete principle when nobody even remembers the failed potus candidate or ever called āem peter
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āe-mapsā
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hey nyquil voter / itās nyquil voting time
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(draft)
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whenever i buy a new box of spaghetti i take one out and put it back in upside down, thatās my lucky noodle
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yāall ever been to Weird Stuff on Valencia? they sell all kinds of trash that nobody wants
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havenāt finished my first drink yet and someone guessed my costume as mr. rogers
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my cat just peered too far into the abyss
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after getting paged at 4 am because someone canāt log in (not my problem): mad
after my reply is auto-responded to with an āIām on maternity leaveā out of office message: not mad
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etc, etc
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the only time of year i feel
bad shutting this old half siamese loudmouth in the kitchen (where his food, bed, and box are) for the night
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roygbiv: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, ivurple
the power of mnemonics!
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nietzscheās hokey edgelord āthe living is a species of the dead; and not a very attractive one." but about neoliberalism being a species of sovereign citizen derivative classical liberalism
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i celebrate this thingās death even though i know itāll live again
i canāt kill it yet, my kid stood up in the bathtub to dance to the music when i edited the damned clip
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š¼ āThe wheels on the bus go round and round.ā
āThe wheels on the busā
āThe wheels onā
āThe wheels
āTheā
āTheā
āTheā
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finally made a contact on my phone for @SF_emergency@twitter.comās sms short number, idk what took me so long
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if i ever type more than three sentences without a typo or misspelling know that Iām dead and have been replaced by a sinister force (T-1000, Agent Smith, etc) and you should try to find what can stop me immediately
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if mcdonalds workers were police, I could have unholstered my service weapon and pumped a few rounds into the guy, the person entering the store behind him, whatever
working at mcdonalds is hard, my mission was to sell cheeseburgers and this guy was throwing em back!
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he leaves the store, i take another order or two, he comes bag into the store, and from the door, throws the cheeseburger at me, it bounces off my chest and hits the floor
āWhat the hell is this? I ordered a plain cheeseburger!ā
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guy in a US Army dress officerās uniform with two kids under 10 ordered a bunch of stuff to go including ājust a plain cheeseburger,ā which was my order as a kid, so I definitely smashed that PLAIN touchscreen button
I give him his drinks and bag and he splits
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one time like 15 years ago I asked the noc operator who operated hp openview to help me install and configure openview on my linux servers and they inter-officed me half a ream of paper of openview documentation, printed, and closed my ticket having done nothing else
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some cops are ok with the basic apple or dell keyboards they are issued at the academy, the r and m keys work fine on them, but more often they buy their own buckling spring keyboards like the Model M
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itās the second week of rookie school, and all the recruits are practicing on paper computers with real keyboards so that they donāt typo rm in an computer emergency situation
they have to re-certify every year
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cops carry sudo rm -fr / to every call because hackers have sudo rm -fr /
the thin phosphor line
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well, their in their linkedin photo they are smiling so that means they are still liking the job there
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if i were leaving SFO i would have simply taken a taxi from the taxi stand
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they call me the ātot lot taggerā
