I’ve got the solution to San Francisco’s housing crisis, the ACME ARTIFICIAL ROCK. “Have fun, be popular, be a rock!”
posts from 2019 / 09
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H1BD B! (draft)
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this is what real opsec guidance looks like
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no don’t platform the fash u r so sexy haha 😂
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fuck prop c how are cotton candy grapes a thing and why aren’t there more things like ‘em??? i just had one for the first time, wild
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At the Discovery Museum tot lot, which was pretty fun! (draft)
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Disapprove of what the enemy says, but defend to the death their right say it, so that you can catch them doing a hypocrisy, and you can say to your base, “Got em!”, and you can print bulk mail showing you saying it, the ultimate victory. - Voltaire Tzu (D), CA
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Almost 1! (draft)
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fianne deinstein
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I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it
[computer reads back ’You said, “I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it.” Send message?’]
Send
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Man, idk if it’s my kid’s cold or allergies but I want something darker tonight [opens something from the back of the fridge] oops there goes my last 2015 Anchor Christmas
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bash maybe thinks blikenlights are where tunes come from, baby toys have one or two, adult music has lots more (draft)
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the hip new sound all the kids are making now, hopped up on goofballs (draft)
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The realtor showing a ($1.8MM 2x1) flat a few blocks from our apartment that we were gawking in, to us: “How did you hear about the property?”
“” “” “” “” “” “” “” “” to a boomer who followed us up the stairs: “Welcome! Are you in the market for a pied-à-terre? A view condo?”
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“While you were fighting hackers, I studied the boss.”
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with the sad decline of actual clowning, tags are how clown-name energy now enters the world
