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posts from 2019 / 11 / 20

  1. “9 1 1, what is your emergency?”

    “”Hi, how are you, I’d like to order the special weapons and tactics? Can I get that with extra special weapons?”

  2. also, all of his toy car gifts have come in sets that include a police car, like this S.W.A.T. thing he just got, big yikes, a 9-1-1 sticker?

    matchbox car sized black toy S.W.A.T. SUV that say to call 9-1-1 on it

  3. my kid’s baby babble book, not a fan of trains, which are toys for baby’s, apparently

    children book of words with illustrations: truck, car, bicycle, airplane, boat, cloud

    children book of words with illustrations: train, ball, teddy bear, blocks, puzzle, baby, doll

  4. Historical Buttigiegism