“cat peed on the bed” difficulty level: discover pee by getting into bed to go to sleep
difficulty multiplier: baby already sleeping right next to the bed
posts from 2019 / 02
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Aloha (draft)
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“The Emporer’s New Boots.”
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people who reason about things using quadrant charts
x-axis: insightful / not insightful
y-axis: selling you something / doing a meme
z-axis: whoa there’s a z-axis on this one i am so confused / if doing a matrix chart is good, more permutations is gooder, lets get a w-axis
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excellent news, this just in, breaking, the epicenter of the bed bug infestation in our building that we’ve been spared from so far turns out to be in the apartment ours shares a bedroom wall with, this is fun to know and think about from time to time, to me, pause not
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finally picked up a frame for this masterpiece that is absolutely going over the commode
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David Boogie, STARMAN
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I went to a DSA meeting about DSA meetings today. Yike.
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lol every time i put this guy into his new sleep suit (draft)
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Bash only speaks “channel 3” so far. (draft)
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Reminder to go ahead and take off May Day y’all.
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I always feel bad interrupting him but worse watching, which is probably my problem, idk
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Life is full of ups and downs, like just now I successfully dislodged half a szechuan peppercorn that had suction-cupped itself to the very very back of my tongue the last time I made king pow chicken, while reading about when how landlord is gonna treat our building for bedbugs.
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In this paper, we investigate footage used in Rage Against The Machine’s “Sleep Now in the Fire (from The Battle Of Mexico City)” ¹ video for evidence that the man pictured below is in fact a time traveler².
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w211KOQ5BMI ³
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I won another term as tech committee co-chair again the other week on the strength of my candidate speech shaming my comrades’s answers to the “how many unread emails are in your inbox right now?” icebreaker at a previous meeting and also because my co-chair and I ran unopposed.
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“OK, how about wallionaires?”
“What wall? Wall Street?”
“No, not that wall. You’ll see.”
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Tax returns are many American’s biggest check of the year; a bonus they count on but can’t pin to their own performance. In this essay I will explain how “National Lampoon’s Christmas (1989)” fails to get to the root of this issue due to Clark’s short sighted pool obsession, as well as,
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big friday mood
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[a gently smiling centrist republican and/or democrat congressional angel beams down at me, nodding slowly as I patiently read all applicable federal, state, and city tax codes so as to optimally structure the $40 savings I keep in drawer of the side-table in case of emergencies]
