pizza slow (high quality)

posts from 2019 / 07

  1. “caring what liberals think is for fascists”

  2. 🛁 (draft)

  3. The cat has a full trash can of catnip toys but usually plays with boxes and trash. Bash has a full play mat of baby toys but usually plays with catnip toys. (draft)

  4. tryna watch the baseball game (draft)

  5. Every time a taxi is in the bike lane I take a car lane for the full block, and every second time it happens I never use that bike lane on that block again, I take the car lane. Riders in those high frequency pick-up & drop-off bike lanes are playing with fire.

  6. got em

  7. Do I know anyone tangential to or working on the Google Password Checkup extension? How do I report false positives?

  8. repeat after yourself scolding poors: “I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment. I am not entitled to a return on my investment.”

  9. a pox on journalists letting restaurateurs include minimum wage in the list of reasons why their business failed

  10. [muting infosec intensifies]

  11. under my american communism, pizza slow will replace the pledge of allegiance but kids can remain seated or tap out mid-way through or whatever if they don’t wanna sing along, it won’t be forced on anyone

  12. i keep forgetting to post stills, here’s the last month or so (draft)

  13. Homunculus or dentist?

    “Keeping up with everything OK?”

    “I think?”

    “Anything bothering you? Anything hurt?”

    “No?”

    “Right. So let’s dig up all the damage you did in your teens and twenties. Ah, yeah this sucks, look at this, here, hold this mirror.”

  14. “That’s a hell of a act, what do you call it?”

    “The Zenocrats!”

  15. first tortilla chip (draft)

  16. On a 12h flight home to SF from Munich last week, someone on the row in front of mine paused Vice (2018) on a shot of a TV showing one of the World Trade Center towers smoking—for six hours—to work on a business presentation.

    Folks, that’s World Trade.

  17. 1️⃣ Security Emergency always.

    Pagerduty iOS widget showing me on call on the weekly rotation and on the emergency page-everyone forever always.