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posts from 2019 / 04

  1. big mood: when Big Homelessness and Big Renter non-profits confuse the mechanics of the market

  2. Seven months! (draft)

  3. A fun mnemonic you can use to help remember if the client IP is first or last in the list of X-Forwarded-For logs is:

    Are you logging X-Forwarded-For logs when you need them? No, yes, yes, yes, yes

  4. This for five minutes. “Boo!” (draft)

  5. I’m in parks all weekend lately with the kid and San Francisco park benches are so uncomfortable I just sit on the ground. They’r sister benches to Baltimore’s “The City that Reads” benches, which are merely uncomfortable to look at. http://site-furnishings.columbia-cascade.com/?PageData=baseproductsdetails&catid=1&catid2=21

  6. The great synecdoche: tents and needles and poop. Where do they come from? No one knows.

  7. I’m gonna completely ignore the report from the FBI jacket haver (like on TV!) and still reach the same conclusion everyone in the hegemony, the left, and the fash reach: this is good for bitcoin.

  8. The old white guy gets on stack to participate in the discussion. He says “Is this on?”

    He looks at the microphone.

    “Ah, yes, thank you. I just wanted to say—.“ He continues talking, but all anyone can hear is white noise, the lights flicker.

  9. Do you care about the wrestling? No. Do you care about the script? Not as such. Do you care about the numbers? Means to an end. Do you care about the eval? Only if it gets me a raise. Why all of this then? To prove that I’m a dramatist! I’m a serious person!

  10. I do fuck-all, relatively, but a lot of seemingly well-meaning political pragmatist centrists come off like a pro-wrestling script-writer’s middle-management, specifically focused on the Nielsen numbers in a quarterly self-eval, hoping to impress a writer of another genre.

  11. (draft)

  12. LC-1, LC-2, LC-4, Fischer-Price Rainforest Jumperoo, Baby Einstein ??, Fischer-Price 1186MJ

    The living room is being taken over by baby distracting devices.

  13. Drove up to the top of Mt Diablo yesterday to take in the north bay before all the green we have this year turns brown. 🌱 (draft)

  14. pancy nelosi

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  17. Exploding brain, Exploding brain

    Exploding brain hates Expanding brain

    They have a fight

    Exploding wins

    Exploding brain

  18. TERMINAL spray painted on garbage behind the Duc Loi.

  19. Oh fuck, I thought this was iTerm2 turf.

  20. Gotta read this one in Mickey Mouse voice I think.

    “COOL PATAGONIA DUDE!!” chalked on a telephone utility box

  21. tfw you raspberry so hard you black out a little bit (draft)

  22. also our jade pots have little babies on the far side of the roof growing in about half an inch of moss and trash. life finds a way or whatever

  23. my five foot tall star jasmine in a two foot by two foot container with a few inches of growth all around thanks to lots of rain in the bay area

  24. my container jasmine is popping off, no idea how to keep it contained now that it’s overgrown the tomato plant style supports

  25. howard jarvis trash association send tweet

  26. [American AnCap goes to Greece, tries to convince anarchists the wonders of the NAP and specifically how Patagonia violates it for checks notes refusing to co-branded with fintech, gets beat up]

  27. leachine maarning

  28. Oh, your team has a ‘war room ‘? Cute, if war is your thing, I guess.

    I couldn’t get anyone to stop using the term “War Room”, so I applied a little wa-ethic. Pictured is the hokey sign I blindly approved facilities posting on ours, which says “WAH ROOM”, In the event of an (sic) SIRT Emergency this room will be taken offline. Until then please enjoy as usual.