I Have Read Prop F, and It Is a Perfectly Normal and Reasonable Piece of Legislation
September 29th, 2015 8:53pm
I Have Read Prop F, and It Is a Perfectly Normal and Reasonable Piece of Legislation
September 29th, 2015 8:53pm

September 29th, 2015 8:50pm
RT @jackietown: Finally found a self storage place that slowly crushes my stuff over time. http://t.co/os8CvkGFD3
Hot locals in your area.
RT @kevinmonty: Thorough takedown (by a lawyer) of that hysterical, VC approved Medium piece on SF’s Airbnb proposition https://t.co/91S5Bq…

http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/how-to-make-maryland-fried-chicken-with-white-gravy.html I down-sized it to one whole leg, parted to drumstick and thigh, and finished the green beans in extra butter after plating and ditching the extra gravy. 30 minutes start to plate.
Before: Ha, this recipe is called Maryland Fried Chicken? Never heard of such a thing!
After: Welp, it sure is!
@grahamvsworld Applied? What does that make Incident Response?

American for-profit colleges have operated with near impunity for decades, sucking up federal student aid money and defrauding thousands in search of better lives, in exchange for big capital gains. Now students are fighting back. From my latest illustrated feature at Fusion.
September 28th, 2015 10:23pm

Neil Armstrong eating his last breakfast on Earth before leaving for the moon, 1969
September 28th, 2015 6:27pm
@Shpantzer the entire spectrum of civic performative actions, e.g., donate, educate, vote, demonstrate, boycott, debate, etc.
Two techie San Francisco essay authors getting to know one another is socially equivalent to approximately zero actual political actions.
What’s the etymology of ‘learnings’? Are there other gerunds that’ve been re-nouned the same way? Please use “learnings” in your answer.
What did the pepper say to the cow?
Your one spicy looking cow
September 27th, 2015 8:45am

September 27th, 2015 8:45am
Please tell me an example of how to estimate where you’ll see how many of your biggest weaknesses I’ll have put in this jar in five years.
RT @DanMentos: “I just tried to make reservations at the library”
You don’t need a res-
“Couldn’t get one though”
Don’t do this
"They were …
Free RTs for the best first-word-of-the-next-page suggestions. http://t.co/pdFYrXwKoh
. @hypatiadotca “be careful” is security’s job. Training for residual risk, my objective is to increase % of recipients that report attacks.
. @hypatiadotca embrace that “be careful” is poor advice, “don’t click” is the abstinence method, simulate++, use security@ as counselor.
@maradine When flanked by the rest of the GOP candidates, or when standing on a toupee, yes.
FOUND VULNERABILITY STOP SENDING THEATER TROOP TO PERFORM DEMONSTRATION OF EXPLOIT WHEN CASTING COMPLETE STOP
RT @seldo: New studies show guns are hardly used in self defense, and when they are, are less effective than just running away: http://t.co…
RT @baconmeteor: A venture capitalist posted my rant, and I am sincerely enjoying the dissection of my psychology in the comments: http://t…
RT @DerbyCon: Con attendees - please no vaping in the classrooms with other people.
Keep vaping out of the hallways if you can. #DerbyCon
RT @ibogost: http://t.co/J2pPwZpz82 http://t.co/9OWDyytMs5
Daigle!
The opening credits sequence of The Wire done using clips from The Simpsons. The theme song and clips are from the third seasons of the respective shows.
September 22nd, 2015 9:24pm
Extroverts for the Extrovert God.

Alexander Gutke, ‘9 to 5, Stormgatan 4_X,’ 2012, Galerija Gregor Podnar
September 22nd, 2015 9:01pm

dear god, let it be enough
i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it
I AM WHEEZING
This is probably the fifth or sixth time I’ve reblogged this.
Never not reblog
September 22nd, 2015 8:59pm
Black IPA is more like dark IPA but has the right @lagunitasbruhws NightTime Ale roast, yum. https://t.co/oveTIENbET http://t.co/OjqTT6vBVV
A care package from the real bay area, tyty @jeson and @slp22! http://t.co/Qk7DrJXhmH
re-evaluating if I wanna use fruit or candy pocket supercomputers re: this xcodeghost crisis pause not, sike, and down-low-too-slow * ∞
Side note: I borrowed that power drill from @richtener and nobody made any money on it. Eat it, sharing economy! http://t.co/5BfEoqk3PT
Saturdays are for needlessly complicating things. http://t.co/iQ5pnDDTjG
@justdionysus Yep! Strongly Agree.

Lori Hersberger, Bad Day Nº11, 2013
Casado Santapau Gallery Madrid.
September 19th, 2015 9:54am
“I prefer sorting linked lists on whiteboards.”
• Strongly Agree
• Agree
• Neutral
• Disagree
• Strongly Disagree
Everloving wife is having to take 100+ question personality tests to even apply for nursing positions open to new grads.
a truly sad cat naps truly sadly http://t.co/lFxPcVOX2P
RT @DrewHintz: The #microsoftgendercase of @k8em0 illustrates major discrimination issues in our industry. http://t.co/vmqYU8psAT http://t.…
RT @YoungHorsecock: [getting cuffed]
COP 1: youre supposed to read him the thing
COP 2: oh right. this is brought to you by FanDuel, use th…

September 16th, 2015 10:53pm
RT @Hoffm: You’ve got to be shitting me, Diagram 1. http://t.co/HX8HYYXXAp
my meta gimmick is on overdrive this week about how much dumb emerges from us yolos letting the risk averse take charge of things
@sroberts Nope! Jargon is not property. Media is people. viz: cyber, hacker, infected, virus, etc.
Area Anarchist First To Help Build Wall Others Now Up Against When Revolution Came
True Detective Season 4
September 14th, 2015 9:32pm

September 14th, 2015 8:29pm
@anthonykasza Evernote has a miso dispenser, but you gotta press a button on it to get miso, like a caveman. I assumed you had a cooler one.
Textiles, how do they trend?
LRT: Reminder that wardrobe had the 90s kids without internet dressed in prison stripes, unironically last season’s gingham-replacement.
RT @pencilsareneat: http://t.co/KwnRVCOHav

A little hard on himself.
September 14th, 2015 8:50am
Even the introductions in this noir collection are fantastic and dark.
Fantastic:
Dark: http://t.co/zpGqf2mHkt
Proofing some ischia sourdough yeast just like they did on the island of Ischia in ancient times. http://t.co/2NRJmXNfDp
RT @Slanecartoons: ‘The Far Left’. My most popular cartoon so far this year. #nzpol http://t.co/tCvxS5Bb4Q
This gun is older than I am, my poor excuse for the bead I just dropped in and had to yank a post out to break off. http://t.co/KbeZ2jrEab
Recabling my pedalboard with tightrope is ~aaaaaag-finish-work-anxiety~ but that sure is a pretty half-inch patch. http://t.co/cDz5WhwsgA

September 12th, 2015 10:21am

September 12th, 2015 10:21am

September 11th, 2015 11:34pm

September 11th, 2015 11:33pm
RT @emilynussbaum: It’s National Stop Being A Dick About Millennials Week, so get on it.

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“The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense, whereas reality never makes sense.”
Aldous Huxley
September 10th, 2015 10:58pm

The doctrine under former AG Eric Holder (documented in Matt Taibbi’s brilliant The Divid) was to allow executives to pay fines that were less than the profits from their crimes.
Holder said that he was protecting the innocent employees, suppliers, customers and shareholders of these criminal enterprises by allowing companies to continue operating and financing the US government by taxing some of the wealth generated by their crimes. Curiously, he never used his prosecutorial power to bargain for the breakup of too-big-to-jail enterprises into smaller ones whose C-suite could be led out of their offices in handcuffs without creating systemic risk.
Eric Holder is back in private practice today at Covington & Burling, the corporate law-firm whose clients avoided prison thanks to his strategy of using fines instead of jail for high-ranking corporate criminals.
September 10th, 2015 9:03pm
RT @dril: thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time
God: Don’t click on links in email.
Moses: Isn’t there a hyphen in e-mail?
God: And don’t open attachments.
Moses: Slow down, I’m chiseling.
If you’ve ever designed a notification widget that fades away forever in a few seconds, please fade away forever in a few seconds. TIA.
RT @dafloydsta: BATMAN: I got you flowers
CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
BATMAN: Ok
CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining e…
RT @MiraculousPics: 14 Engagement Rings That Will Make Every GIRL GEEK Say YES http://t.co/79uOZS5Gvq

September 9th, 2015 6:36pm
tfw dominant, oppressive power structures flail and lash and scream as they recede into minority irrelevance

Airbnb is taking over San Francisco, causing long-time tenants to be evicted so that landlords can turn what should be homes into hotels. Removing rental units from the market like this is a driving cause of the ridiculously rising rents in the City. This is a photo taken from space by Commander Scott Kelly with Anti-Eviction Mapping Project’s map of Airbnb units laid on it. Please, if you live in SF, vote Yes on Prop F, which places reasonable regulations on the industry that will ensure the entire city doesn’t turn into tourist rentals.
September 8th, 2015 10:18pm
RT @KarlTheFog: Welcome to hell
Today’s BIIPA fermentation room (front closet) high: 78.4F
Fermentis says 53.6-77°F is OK (http://t.co/K1H5alLLb4)
@auscompgeek heh, try https://t.co/e01Qe7Em74?
September 8th, 2015 7:21am
@will_torres http://t.co/rLaGb21UT8
It’s hotter’n hell in San Fran today, be sure to hydrate with all of the phở broth. http://t.co/gtb47417dH

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September 6th, 2015 10:30pm

September 6th, 2015 10:30pm
RT @jeffmeden: @xor @apf Google doesn’t want to mess up bad when someone with a weird accent says fork or ship or can’t, but sure let’s…
I was a little worried I didn’t have enough dark malts in the grain bill. The first runnings are motor oil. 😎 http://t.co/bloGTNggnP
RT @dalecarrico: When enough people misuse a term it becomes a use of the term.
Improving the first batch of a silly imperial black india pale ale recipe I found: https://t.co/oveTIENbET

RT @StationCDRKelly: #GoodMorning #sanfrancisco! Looking good this #Saturday morning!. #YearInSpace http://t.co/iWg6rruCgj
RT @emdantrim: all these .io domains make me read all their names in a Mario voice. “it’s a-me! statuspageio!”
RT @pmg: Ok everybody, we’re dropping md5sum and using b2sum. Got it? Good. https://t.co/3MC646sgU4
Last night a man on Mission at 29th told an aging crust punk who I declined to give a buck to that he should just mug and rob me. Frisco!
Today a man at 21st and Valencia waved at a passing tech bus like little kids wave at trash trucks, if little kids scowled at trash trucks.

September 4th, 2015 5:57pm
Unless it’s Friday and someone important is on vacation, it’s a false positive.
RT @iHerodotus: 2.20 The Greeks have advanced 3 explanations for the Nile’s behavior. The 1st 2 are stupid. No. 1. The Etesian winds cause …
RT @extranapkins: http://t.co/qq5gQ9ALbG
appropriate reminder tonight: http://t.co/nZJT2Qjpx8 http://t.co/haPzJH6HA5
RT @wigu: Good news everyone http://t.co/BRu2Dlx9tA
RT @McGrewSecurity: Conferences w/ @irongeek_adc recording:Blocks access,uses recordings of your speakers as amandate for sexism. http://t.…
MS: Pst. Remember this rando? Y’all graphed on this very site, four years ago.
Me: Jesus H. Christ will you fuck off?
MS: Oh I musta forgot.
FB Memories Seller: Hey buddy, wanna see some old shit you posted?
Me: I thought I told you fuck off a month ago.
MS: I musta forgot.








September 1st, 2015 8:39pm
RT @ChappellTracker: Philip de Guard’s background designs under Chuck Jones just kill me. This one is from “Deduce, You Say.” http://t.co/8…
Shout out to Kevin Bernier for no particular reason!

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August 31st, 2015 9:29pm
RT @selenakyle: i hate it when this offense vs defense thing descends into how much of a unicorn one is vs the other. double plus w/the "se…