RT @Ulillillysses: Why is 3 afraid of Blink-1?
posts from 2015 / 05
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RT @waxpancake: Finally. http://t.co/3nhziv7NeR
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Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river. It is a tiger which devours me, but I am the tiger. It is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.
— Jorge Luis Borges
(via magictransistor)May 30th, 2015 11:39am
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Roy Kuhlman. Cover for Jorge Luis Borges’ Ficciones. Evergreen, Grove Press. 1962.
May 30th, 2015 11:39am
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To contact a representative, please geocache a buried ammo box containing your question, 75¢, and return latitude & longitude coordinates.
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CU: Our antagonist drafts an email: “What is your email address?”
ECU: The cursor hovers over SEND. Music intensifies.
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Uhm, let’s see, a leathery first-inversion B7add£/F# to a GMaj7 muffled 9, to a Gmin7sus-å߬˚∂ƒ∆ diminished glove. http://t.co/ynTYBr578R
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RT @kungfuryfilm: KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD] http://t.co/yyKpGbD8ng
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OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
May 27th, 2015 9:19pm
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La petite mort… http://t.co/FHWdrSe7Hn
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Kinda refreshing after Seveneves. "“ARPAnet,” Fritz announced. “Ah, no I’d better not, I’ve got to drive and s… http://t.co/gmOJaELy9Z
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https://t.co/0H0UBgIeUy Schneier jumps over his own cautions that people evaluate risk poorly to skate in another empty pool of shame.
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May 26th, 2015 7:35pm
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Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.
May 26th, 2015 7:23pm
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Cory Arcangel was born on this day in 1978. For Super Mario Clouds (2002), Arcangel hacked into and modified a cartridge of Super Mario Bros., the blockbuster Nintendo video game released in the U.S. in 1985. By tweaking the game’s code, the artist erased all of the sound and visual elements except for the iconic fluffy white clouds that scroll endlessly across a bright blue sky.
May 26th, 2015 7:17pm
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SEVENEVES (Neal Stephenson)
IBDB (a thing that doesn’t exist, afaik, that I really wish did)Trivia
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May 24th, 2015 11:43pm
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May 24th, 2015 5:05pm
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RT @Pinboard: @jdoss @tqbf I was thinking of just intercepting their traffic and sending them to a spoofed version of the SSL labs site tha…
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“An apocalypse of cats.“
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Note to future self, see picture for assembly, disassembly. Note to past self: FINGER TIGHT IS SUFFICIENT. http://t.co/PdGH9Na09F
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Liquid line changing: worse than pre-rapid-rail top-of-rack square-hole-converter 90s bullshit technology. Well, except for the Perlicks.
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The rice didn’t work. Removing the logic board just now, 34 days later, and putting it back in did. Why? Iunno.
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RT @animaldrumss: i dont ask for much. all i want is for everyone to stop having a fun time and admit that im technically right and smart f…
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@dijkstracula “Except, we’re not shady.” was a recurring pitch theme. I think they protest too much.
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It was neat to sit next to two bitcoin startup engineers being pitched by an executive from http://t.co/1NEvdhgS9x the other night.
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RT @diodesign: When my Brit friends ask why America’s healthcare isn’t like free-upon-entry NHS, I guess I’ll point them at this http://t.c…
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Nope. http://t.co/jP6vmSsCCr
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@jmoconnor415 congrats!
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A white vinegar solution will rinse a Star San solution that survives even a bunch of regular old water rinses.
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RT @tqbf: Also seriously just fuck this guy in the eye socket: https://t.co/ahVFM0sRkS
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So how many of you are familiar with military jargon that I think makes me sound like badass? Show of hands? Pretty badass right? Badass.
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The billboards on 101 with blood on them are definitely the worst billboards.
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RT @woolie: The privilege of neighborhood character. https://t.co/89pD2hBP0v
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. @RecologySF why would anyone compost a perfectly good slice of pepperoni pizza? http://t.co/8YBzqeVsPM
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Floating hops on hops over beer is a new trick I like to call “too lazy to rack this.”
Hops, courtesy @electricfork. http://t.co/GNwajJyjeT
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RT @Manz: # /etc/init.d/daemon stop http://t.co/LMJK6UX4B9
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Die Techie Scum
Last night myself and Torrie asked Jeanine Otter to leave Noisebridge
and not come back.Jeanine had been using Noisebridge to print hateful, offensive material
(“Die Techie Scum” posters and the like) in large quantities. Many were
uncomfortable with her offensive material and attitude towards those in
the community.May 17th, 2015 3:25pm
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RT @MarkusJ: NBA Jam was a stickler for rules and realism http://t.co/SoMFKn3g7O
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It took living here 5 years but this godawful backwards-knob-having stove finally bested me. I boiled an empty plate. http://t.co/twoNFNzwdK
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Sold out show, going solo I was able to get the last decent balcony seat: center, back row.
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May 16th, 2015 9:07am
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If you hack the IFE you get to play Flight Status, the seat-back flight sim they make the co-pilots play the entire flight to stay sharp.
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Wow, “parallel: Input is read from the terminal. Only experts do this on purpose. Press CTRL-D to exit.”
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RT @animaldrumss: some say i dont do that much shit and im kind of boring on the phone, but it’s because i have genius level existential sa…
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: They forgot to blur out the butt! Yee Haw! https://t.co/knCI80Ret9
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feels good man http://t.co/NoMa1F2TPr
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@grahamvsworld those quotes read like @Cassetteboy has already had a shot at cutting them up.
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RT @woodmuffin: Californians dealing with drought by simply declaring water to be uncool. Rest of country curses its bountiful rain, lush v…
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@maradine https://t.co/AmBlnPnOAN
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Every rehearsal room in the space we’re renting one in was no-knocked a few years ago because: drug war. http://t.co/1SE4CYg2T3
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RT @codl: god fucking damn it http://t.co/S2bOyqVW72
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@alexeirrm years of accumulation!
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Drought-shaming this immersion chiller. 😡😢😂😰😨 http://t.co/uB6xvCK5MJ
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Welp, one of my neighbors is a cursed tomb robber. http://t.co/hQoxgvc08z
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Hot sight-glasses in your area. http://t.co/Y5ddYVDcQo
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I almost forgot how to use any of this shit. http://t.co/8u0UVM4AZd
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The chugger pump doesn’t come with a switched outlet, so I, uh, I improvised, like god damned caveman. http://t.co/DZALCZkDUt
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RT @susie_c: lolocracy http://t.co/UhFulRljPT
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too many cats http://t.co/ucA4OyLXS6
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RT @JamilSmith: I don’t use the word “evil” lightly. Payday loan shops are pure evil. Glad @sarahkendzior shined more light on them. http:/…
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May 8th, 2015 6:12pm
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May 8th, 2015 6:08pm
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May 8th, 2015 6:05pm
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May 8th, 2015 6:00pm
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RT @ryanhuber: I’d like to thank @fart for his work in uncovering a serious issue with @SlackHQ. http://t.co/YeJ9vKbyP8
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To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
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Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:
DOING THE DISHES
VACUUMING
SEXY TIMES
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Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.
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DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.
Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v
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Red Right Hand by DrFaustusAU on DeviantArt
May 6th, 2015 5:57pm
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RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains
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RT @Dr_Memory: When the full history of this time is written, I want it on the record that SF spent ten years failing to turn an abandoned…
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Not by Robert Anton Wilson or Robert Shea: http://t.co/QZuH26U2pK
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RT @marrowing: that… is a spicy meatball http://t.co/hHrBfy4eCj
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Please consider VAPE DIVISION for all your old rusty pole needs. http://t.co/jOm5JG10ka
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Only in Silicon Valley. http://t.co/hCsJhwO7uH
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May 2nd, 2015 10:09am
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Thank you for calling Hasbro! To join this call, do as Simon says.
SIMON: GREEN RED RED YELLOW GREEN BLUE BLUE RED
Me: ???
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Lou Stavely
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INVOICE FOR RT
5 x minutes of my god damned life
1 x pain and suffering3 beers
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS
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RT @jeffnoon: Joe’s firewall encircled his heart. It was set to block all intruders (with just one exception). Sadly, the one exception was…
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RT @alex_macdonald: I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath. http://t.co/Y0T6c3F4iI
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wewt
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RT @StephenAtWar: Where were you when Worf shut GamerGate down? http://t.co/cls3gnGH7N
