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posts from 2015 / 02

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    nevver:

    Think about it

    February 27th, 2015 6:21pm

  2. RT @chalkbrighton: ‘Hello Braling, said Braling’ http://t.co/nfOhXcuuwA for Leonard RIP @DK_SolidSteel @djfood

  3. heh as if any securitys would use a social network
    heh as if you’d need to they have x-ray vision
    heh as if jet fuel could melt ste
    heh
    he
    h

  4. http://t.co/AKXcskLlBb youre right, that /is/ a nice bike, aim for center mass officer hamurabi <<<<<<<

  5. Unexpected search results for @Bro_IDS parser response: Freemasons Monthly Magazine, 1861: https://t.co/sO6573EPwM

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    February 26th, 2015 8:30am

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    animationsmears:

    “Stupor Duck” (1956)

    Daffy Duck, Warner Bros.

    February 26th, 2015 8:26am

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    February 26th, 2015 8:22am

  9. Two dental hygienists agree: @grantstavely looks like Keanu.

  10. February 24th, 2015 7:42pm

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    February 24th, 2015 6:20pm

  12. me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
    you: n-
    me: shutap already y’act like I never feed ya fa chrisakes! [plates gross slop]

  13. do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry

  14. @tjcrowley @headhntr ahem, http://t.co/z06gWumXP4

  15. many bugs make all eyes shallow

  16. RT @selenakyle: a thing of internets

  17. RT @philrockuno: @HairySkeletor hellz yea http://t.co/gdiXioS7Sz

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    ryandonato:

    Otaku Gangsta

    February 22nd, 2015 7:34am

  19. Take note. Thanks.

  20. RT @anthonykasza: RT "@mrgcastle: Write full packet capture to disk at 10Gbps, get packets for analysis selected by bpf https://t.co/cqywJR…

  21. I made the cursor on my website a god damned grabby fist because I can. http://t.co/3bTWZSBFLf

    PS check out that scrollbar like whoa

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    ms-dos5:

    There is no need for you to look in here. Everything is fine.

    February 20th, 2015 5:44pm

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    inky:

    @cool_pond

    February 20th, 2015 5:40pm

  24. RT @JeffreyATW: @dustin We kicked out the person printing these posters at @noisebridge last night. Pretty ironic to do this from a hackers…

  25. It’s like “The Five Minute Hallway” from House of Leave, but for OS X Spaces. http://t.co/6xoOGRP5gy

  26. RT @Scott_Wiener: This is really gross & un-SF: "@asmallteapot: ❤️💔 Good morning, Mission District! 💔❤️ RT @dustin: good morning, sf — http…

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    nevver:

    Pose

    FTD

    February 20th, 2015 8:27am

  28. still clicking after all these years

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    webuiltthiscity:

    I’ve literally waited years to get a photo of “The Other Painted Ladies” without any cars parked out front. Finally got it, thanks to Tuesday morning street sweeping on Valencia!

    February 19th, 2015 8:02pm

  30. Background checks for my east coast friends, east coast checks for my background friends.

  31. RT @grahamvsworld: Just a non-stop torrent of shade thrown at Lenovo’s security team by people who mostly work for corps selling advertisin…

  32. RT @reyjrar: Jim Jefferies on #`Gun Control: https://t.co/ajACfYOBvo Love it. Every piece of it. Great. #Repeal2ndAmmendment #FuckTheNRA

  33. who is screaming at me to livetweet I will never livetweet show yourself etc etc ad nauseum infinitum

  34. RT @DavidCamposSF: I’m happy @AirBNB has paid back taxes. But sad state of affairs that a corporation following the law constitutes a victo…

  35. RT @jjarmoc: Many eyes make all bugs shallow. Always have a trusted partner review your code. http://t.co/uhXu0kCEMd

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    supeready:

    Nicolas Geiser - Multichrome, acrylique sur toile, 2012

    February 17th, 2015 6:05pm

  37. Business cattery Vice President JibJab. http://t.co/fBaYCiQwGR

  38. I hate K-Billy. I hate his stupid Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos. K-Billy, please K-Stop. 🔇

  39. That’s Stevie Ray Vaughn’s Hendrix, n’ before that Oye Como Va, & InAGaddaDaVida, as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos continues

  40. @grahamvsworld sociopaths and narcissists excel by convincing others that absence is opportunity.

  41. cop: do you know how compliant you are?
    lawyer: 10,000 percent
    cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
    http://t.co/g31VUFrFsF

  42. RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…

  43. RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.

  44. Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.

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    Thanks, Obama.

    February 13th, 2015 5:31pm

  46. [Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!

  47. An hour and a half of @djfood’s Aphex Twin picks interspersed w/ interviews: https://t.co/vsij5lXhTm

  48. RT @eviloars: Liney the Pliner

  49. RT @tinysubversions: 3 Reasons Why Writers Hate Markdown http://t.co/Nfoso4GXke

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    grossnational:

    A colorized view of the Hindenburg disaster in New Jersey, May 6, 1937.

    omg

    February 10th, 2015 11:19pm

  51. The WEYLAND-YUTANI-NAVIENT off-worlders that services my financial instruments of minimal interest now offer CBT: http://t.co/iV1VhvOyWp

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    savedbythe-bellhooks:

    Source: Talking Back: Thinking Feminist, Thinking Black by bell hooks.

    February 10th, 2015 8:20pm

  53. [3 user agents, stacked, in a trench coat, Groucho glasses]: “Marlboro Reds?”
    Clerk: “Box or sof–[looks up]–wait a minute, how old are you?”

  54. omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG

  55. RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.

  56. Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
    Scooby team, in back row: [snores]

  57. [3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]

    Cop: Again!?

  58. RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…

  59. RT @cwodtke: Got the message @DiceTechJobs
    Tech talent is male.
    Men don’t have to be good looking to suceed.
    Don’t use dice. http://t.co/…

  60. Thanks Grant Walker. Storked to be using these.

    Todd Straceski don't feed the pigeons.

    Todd Straceski don’t feed the pigeons.

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  61. [rikers over a chair] “Hey there, so any plans this weekend? Me? I’ma go see Dad Rock tonight. You should come with.”

  62. How corny would it be if we just get really real and just name our cover band Dad Rock? Dibs if nobody else has done that yet.

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    February 8th, 2015 7:26pm

  64. Look Ma, that’s my hand.

  65. RT @evernote: The beauty of paper. The power of Evernote. | Learn more: http://t.co/N7HC8bcj9z http://t.co/tL2XHxxA56

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    grossnational:

    Totally Legal Washington State Recreational Cannabinoids

    omg becky

    February 8th, 2015 8:50am

  67. FuzzyClock (https://t.co/DnjS4Y4Ms7) has been disappearing on me, so I switched to https://t.co/ldNsChTKku, then to https://t.co/4cHPdBw57d.

  68. @michaelcoyote I would! Would be fun to include pieces of John Freeman’s collection from http://t.co/bwzAkFOtrt, etc.

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    February 6th, 2015 8:12pm

  70. [a black and white ghost zooms in and out]

    http://t.co/DzQg2xLKfE

    Tune in next week!
    Same [redacted]-time!
    Same [redacted]-channel…!

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    icontherecord:

    Steptoe Cyberlaw Podcast – Interview with Rebecca Richards 

    February 3, 2015

    Via steptoecyberblog.com:

    In this week’s episode, our guest is Rebecca Richards, NSA’s director of privacy and civil liberties. We ask the tough questions: Is her title an elaborate hoax or is she the busiest woman on the planet? How long will it be before privacy groups blame the Seattle Seahawks’ loss on NSA’s policy of intercepting everything? How do you tell an extroverted NSA engineer from an introvert? And, more seriously, now that acting within the law isn’t apparently enough, how can an intelligence agency assure Americans that it shares their values without exposing all its capabilities?

    Get more from Becky and the NSA’s Civil Liberties and Privacy at NSA.gov

    Jesus Christ this is written like the bumper for a Nickelodeon show, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

    February 6th, 2015 6:11pm

  72. The baddies in a western picture wear black hats. The baddies in a hacker picture wear sunglasses. http://t.co/nsvu822BF8

  73. PS: I started #logoff on freenode for kind of a general no-topic-ok-i-guess-computer-mostly room. Stop by if you aren’t a jerk.

  74. Looks like I’m nickserve squatting someone’s real first-name+last-initial with the clever alt to my usual handle. Sorry pal, clever > real.

  75. RT @drewtoothpaste: Come to VLC Media Player in next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking http://t.co/gFXijcCmqS

  76. RT @dril: im still noob after all these years, after 20 years of the computer im still noob, unbelievable

  77. RT @Clarko: “The Aristocrats”, but for Meritocracy.

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    sugarmeows:

    The Society of the Crossed Keys, from The Grand Budapest Hotel (dir. Wes Anderson, 2014)

    February 5th, 2015 6:34pm

  79. RT @whitefordbronco: And for 8 minutes, all was right in the world. #SavedByTheBell https://t.co/jZjS0Evd9t

  80. email is just ascii art with dedicated sockets in /etc/services, hth

  81. Vim knuckle tats

    Right::set
    Left:list

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    nevver:

    Calvin and Hobbes

    February 4th, 2015 8:11am

  83. I just read the strangest, most farcical, violent, murder defense short story (http://t.co/Sa5kFFbEE4), and it’s got nothing on Ulbricht.

  84. See: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century” (http://t.co/GtKNB41zBQ)

    Penzler’s 20th century collection is great too!

  85. BADADVICE.TXT
    Get more than one, so they can play together.
    Don’t declaw them, they’ll never make it if you want them to be outside cats.

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    February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm

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    February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm

  88. RT @animaldrumss: if you’re scared to talk to someone because they’ll judge you and think you’re stupid, remember, people you aren’t scared…

  89. RT @MicroSFF: “Are these spacesuits for men or women?”
    “Lady, they’re not fashion, they’re for work.”
    “And the, ah, plumbing?”
    He stares, u…

  90. TIL what Ipse dixit (http://t.co/DEV548n6zI) means: http://t.co/DNGCx6IvF2

  91. Every organizational generation, priests must sacrifice additional Letters & Words on the name altar to preserve the Team from annihilation.

  92. If you don’t get depressed as hell by the “If you aren’t doing this you aren’t doing that” motivator trope, you’re lousy at being depressed.

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    ’ .whiterabbitpennants.com .

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    ;

    nevver:

    Smells like teen spirit

    February 2nd, 2015 7:01am

  94. OCVs: A unit of time approximating the number of minutes in a set-list that Oye Como Va will be played since the last time it was played.

  95. Context: a man across the street from me regularly drags a PA out on the corner and plays a small set of classic rock greatest hits albums.

  96. Playing only the same few dozen hits of the most shy, stoic, and unsung generation, it’s Classic Rock Sunday at 18th and San Carlos!

  97. RT @srfeld: I’m a big admirer of Judge Jed Rakoff’s one-man quest to fix the U.S. criminal justice system. His latest is here: http://t.co/…

  98. @alexeirrm I may’ve found a loophole. http://t.co/6V5TvrEbjE