
February 27th, 2015 6:21pm
RT @chalkbrighton: ‘Hello Braling, said Braling’ http://t.co/nfOhXcuuwA for Leonard RIP @DK_SolidSteel @djfood
heh as if any securitys would use a social network
heh as if you’d need to they have x-ray vision
heh as if jet fuel could melt ste
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http://t.co/AKXcskLlBb youre right, that /is/ a nice bike, aim for center mass officer hamurabi <<<<<<<
Unexpected search results for @Bro_IDS parser response: Freemasons Monthly Magazine, 1861: https://t.co/sO6573EPwM

February 26th, 2015 8:30am

February 26th, 2015 8:22am
Two dental hygienists agree: @grantstavely looks like Keanu.
February 24th, 2015 7:42pm

February 24th, 2015 6:20pm
me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
you: n-
me: shutap already y’act like I never feed ya fa chrisakes! [plates gross slop]
do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry
@tjcrowley @headhntr ahem, http://t.co/z06gWumXP4
many bugs make all eyes shallow
RT @selenakyle: a thing of internets
RT @philrockuno: @HairySkeletor hellz yea http://t.co/gdiXioS7Sz
Take note. Thanks.
RT @anthonykasza: RT "@mrgcastle: Write full packet capture to disk at 10Gbps, get packets for analysis selected by bpf https://t.co/cqywJR…
I made the cursor on my website a god damned grabby fist because I can. http://t.co/3bTWZSBFLf
PS check out that scrollbar like whoa
RT @JeffreyATW: @dustin We kicked out the person printing these posters at @noisebridge last night. Pretty ironic to do this from a hackers…
It’s like “The Five Minute Hallway” from House of Leave, but for OS X Spaces. http://t.co/6xoOGRP5gy
RT @Scott_Wiener: This is really gross & un-SF: "@asmallteapot: ❤️💔 Good morning, Mission District! 💔❤️ RT @dustin: good morning, sf — http…
still clicking after all these years

I’ve literally waited years to get a photo of “The Other Painted Ladies” without any cars parked out front. Finally got it, thanks to Tuesday morning street sweeping on Valencia!
February 19th, 2015 8:02pm
Background checks for my east coast friends, east coast checks for my background friends.
RT @grahamvsworld: Just a non-stop torrent of shade thrown at Lenovo’s security team by people who mostly work for corps selling advertisin…
RT @reyjrar: Jim Jefferies on #`Gun Control: https://t.co/ajACfYOBvo Love it. Every piece of it. Great. #Repeal2ndAmmendment #FuckTheNRA
who is screaming at me to livetweet I will never livetweet show yourself etc etc ad nauseum infinitum
RT @DavidCamposSF: I’m happy @AirBNB has paid back taxes. But sad state of affairs that a corporation following the law constitutes a victo…
RT @jjarmoc: Many eyes make all bugs shallow. Always have a trusted partner review your code. http://t.co/uhXu0kCEMd
Business cattery Vice President JibJab. http://t.co/fBaYCiQwGR
I hate K-Billy. I hate his stupid Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos. K-Billy, please K-Stop. 🔇
That’s Stevie Ray Vaughn’s Hendrix, n’ before that Oye Como Va, & InAGaddaDaVida, as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos continues
@grahamvsworld sociopaths and narcissists excel by convincing others that absence is opportunity.
cop: do you know how compliant you are?
lawyer: 10,000 percent
cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
http://t.co/g31VUFrFsF
RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…
RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.
Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.

Thanks, Obama.
February 13th, 2015 5:31pm
[Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!
An hour and a half of @djfood’s Aphex Twin picks interspersed w/ interviews: https://t.co/vsij5lXhTm
RT @eviloars: Liney the Pliner
RT @tinysubversions: 3 Reasons Why Writers Hate Markdown http://t.co/Nfoso4GXke

A colorized view of the Hindenburg disaster in New Jersey, May 6, 1937.
omg
February 10th, 2015 11:19pm
The WEYLAND-YUTANI-NAVIENT off-worlders that services my financial instruments of minimal interest now offer CBT: http://t.co/iV1VhvOyWp
[3 user agents, stacked, in a trench coat, Groucho glasses]: “Marlboro Reds?”
Clerk: “Box or sof–[looks up]–wait a minute, how old are you?”
omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG
RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.
Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
Scooby team, in back row: [snores]
[3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]
Cop: Again!?
RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…
RT @cwodtke: Got the message @DiceTechJobs
Tech talent is male.
Men don’t have to be good looking to suceed.
Don’t use dice. http://t.co/…
Thanks Grant Walker. Storked to be using these.

Todd Straceski don’t feed the pigeons.






[rikers over a chair] “Hey there, so any plans this weekend? Me? I’ma go see Dad Rock tonight. You should come with.”
How corny would it be if we just get really real and just name our cover band Dad Rock? Dibs if nobody else has done that yet.

February 8th, 2015 7:26pm
Look Ma, that’s my hand.
RT @evernote: The beauty of paper. The power of Evernote. | Learn more: http://t.co/N7HC8bcj9z http://t.co/tL2XHxxA56

Totally Legal Washington State Recreational Cannabinoids
omg becky
February 8th, 2015 8:50am
FuzzyClock (https://t.co/DnjS4Y4Ms7) has been disappearing on me, so I switched to https://t.co/ldNsChTKku, then to https://t.co/4cHPdBw57d.
@michaelcoyote I would! Would be fun to include pieces of John Freeman’s collection from http://t.co/bwzAkFOtrt, etc.
[a black and white ghost zooms in and out]
Tune in next week!
Same [redacted]-time!
Same [redacted]-channel…!

Steptoe Cyberlaw Podcast – Interview with Rebecca Richards
February 3, 2015
Via steptoecyberblog.com:
In this week’s episode, our guest is Rebecca Richards, NSA’s director of privacy and civil liberties. We ask the tough questions: Is her title an elaborate hoax or is she the busiest woman on the planet? How long will it be before privacy groups blame the Seattle Seahawks’ loss on NSA’s policy of intercepting everything? How do you tell an extroverted NSA engineer from an introvert? And, more seriously, now that acting within the law isn’t apparently enough, how can an intelligence agency assure Americans that it shares their values without exposing all its capabilities?
Get more from Becky and the NSA’s Civil Liberties and Privacy at NSA.gov
Jesus Christ this is written like the bumper for a Nickelodeon show, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
February 6th, 2015 6:11pm
The baddies in a western picture wear black hats. The baddies in a hacker picture wear sunglasses. http://t.co/nsvu822BF8
PS: I started #logoff on freenode for kind of a general no-topic-ok-i-guess-computer-mostly room. Stop by if you aren’t a jerk.
Looks like I’m nickserve squatting someone’s real first-name+last-initial with the clever alt to my usual handle. Sorry pal, clever > real.
RT @drewtoothpaste: Come to VLC Media Player in next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking http://t.co/gFXijcCmqS
RT @dril: im still noob after all these years, after 20 years of the computer im still noob, unbelievable
RT @Clarko: “The Aristocrats”, but for Meritocracy.

The Society of the Crossed Keys, from The Grand Budapest Hotel (dir. Wes Anderson, 2014)
February 5th, 2015 6:34pm
RT @whitefordbronco: And for 8 minutes, all was right in the world. #SavedByTheBell https://t.co/jZjS0Evd9t
email is just ascii art with dedicated sockets in /etc/services, hth
Vim knuckle tats
Right::set
Left:list
I just read the strangest, most farcical, violent, murder defense short story (http://t.co/Sa5kFFbEE4), and it’s got nothing on Ulbricht.
See: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century” (http://t.co/GtKNB41zBQ)
Penzler’s 20th century collection is great too!
BADADVICE.TXT
Get more than one, so they can play together.
Don’t declaw them, they’ll never make it if you want them to be outside cats.

February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm

February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm
RT @animaldrumss: if you’re scared to talk to someone because they’ll judge you and think you’re stupid, remember, people you aren’t scared…
RT @MicroSFF: “Are these spacesuits for men or women?”
“Lady, they’re not fashion, they’re for work.”
“And the, ah, plumbing?”
He stares, u…
TIL what Ipse dixit (http://t.co/DEV548n6zI) means: http://t.co/DNGCx6IvF2
Every organizational generation, priests must sacrifice additional Letters & Words on the name altar to preserve the Team from annihilation.
If you don’t get depressed as hell by the “If you aren’t doing this you aren’t doing that” motivator trope, you’re lousy at being depressed.

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February 2nd, 2015 7:01am
OCVs: A unit of time approximating the number of minutes in a set-list that Oye Como Va will be played since the last time it was played.
Context: a man across the street from me regularly drags a PA out on the corner and plays a small set of classic rock greatest hits albums.
Playing only the same few dozen hits of the most shy, stoic, and unsung generation, it’s Classic Rock Sunday at 18th and San Carlos!
RT @srfeld: I’m a big admirer of Judge Jed Rakoff’s one-man quest to fix the U.S. criminal justice system. His latest is here: http://t.co/…
@alexeirrm I may’ve found a loophole. http://t.co/6V5TvrEbjE