posts from 2015 / 05 / 08

1. To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
   Fucking recruiters, how do they work?

   https://t.co/eXCx5Ve7IW

2. Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:

   DOING THE DISHES
   VACUUMING
   SEXY TIMES
   WATCHING TV

3. Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.