Bless me father, for I have sinned. My last confession was 22 years ago.
I’ve become veinous about my SQL. I capitalize, I align, I–[sobs]
posts from 2015 / 10 / 16
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In Jira, use {{NSA}}, elsewhere, continue to use “The Secret Police”, “The Parallel Construction Maternity Ward”, or “Them” at discretion.
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#logoff has moved to @SlackHQ. If you aren’t already in a cool-kids slack with me and you wanna lurk about stuff with pro-lurkers, lmk, nbw.
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“I am not rewriting this to use a coda, like a goddamned monk.” he complained in the time it’d have taken to do, like a goddamned engineer.
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LW: OS X app for pop song fakebook charts? I’d like to add lyrics to minimal changes-and-arrangement one-sheets. http://t.co/im7XlamZfW
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RT @CyberDomain: Hacking Secre http://t.co/MQ2vtBHheC #InfoSec #Security #SEO #Tech #IoT #BigData http://t.co/UG3d1tmWSb http://t.co/HqSF6R…
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RT @ohheygreat: An adult man got mad at me for asking him to walk left, stand right. Sir, do you know who I am? I am the woman willing to d…
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RT @allafarce: Look, here’s the secret no one tells you:
That enterprise thing, the $100m one - it’s duct tape too.
They just bid with st…
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RT @animaldrumss: im not a big “alcohol guy”, i just drink whatever’s in the house, until its completely gone, regardless of the type, the …
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[looks up from clipboard, considers that 20 amps should be enough for about 50 new 20W light bulbs per room], “yeah, pal, it’ll be enough.”
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“33.33333 amps ought to be enough for anybody“, said the roaring ‘20s electrician who wired my 12 unit building. http://t.co/x88QcSbdVk
