posts from 2015 / 02 / 10

1. [3 user agents, stacked, in a trench coat, Groucho glasses]: “Marlboro Reds?”
   Clerk: “Box or sof–[looks up]–wait a minute, how old are you?”

2. omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG

3. RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.

4. Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
   Scooby team, in back row: [snores]

5. [3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]

   Cop: Again!?

6. RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…

7. RT @cwodtke: Got the message @DiceTechJobs
   Tech talent is male.
   Men don’t have to be good looking to suceed.
   Don’t use dice. http://t.co/…