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posts from 2015 / 04

  1. Me: Will this IM protocol file transfer succeed?
    I Ching: ䷵ ䷻, the Marrying Maiden, changing to Measuring.
    Me: ?
    I Ching: …

    TRANSFER ERROR

  2. Enjoy Standage’s Victorian Internet? Check out Lapsley’s Exploding The Phone. ?☎️ "“What are you interested in… http://t.co/3f2BkDF0d5

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    April 29th, 2015 7:52pm

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    April 29th, 2015 7:44pm

  5. RT @CamdenGIFs: .@CrushD19 tosses a ball to empty seats at Camden Yards #Orioles http://t.co/c4d3ze1y5d

  6. RT @0f010d: Testing out BlockBlock - alerts on and allows you to block persistent modifications to OS X. https://t.co/ofuqzzAkwd

  7. RT @alexeirrm: Lots of work by awesome folks went into making this happen: Introducing Evernote Plus and the new Evernote Premium https://t

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    April 28th, 2015 9:54pm

  9. On second thought, I’ll just leave this marked as spam. http://t.co/TSQWcJbAt7

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    cappstreetcrap:

    Best vanity plate ever.

    April 26th, 2015 3:15pm

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    April 26th, 2015 3:13pm

  12. My thoughts exactly.

    My thoughts exactly.

  13. Jean shopping, these called out to me.

  14. You can put the Yahoo Un-Conference video stream back together yourself: just sprinkle https on it. http://t.co/KM4MtY8rDl

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    April 25th, 2015 9:36am

  16. Santa! No, don’t! http://t.co/SA1gIGW498

  17. Friday Night’n it. http://t.co/6ZUkCkH2Y1

  18. RT @esten: SF, it’s come to this:

    Until a one-bedroom costs less than $2,500, we all call it Frisco.

    There’s only one way out: more housi…

  19. The glass is already broken

    jkottke:

    “You see this goblet?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

    From Thoughts Without a Thinker: Psychotherapy from a Buddhist Perspective by Mark Epstein.

    April 24th, 2015 5:39pm

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    April 24th, 2015 8:35am

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    nevver:

    Don’t be a dick

    April 24th, 2015 8:35am

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    April 24th, 2015 8:28am

  23. RT @animaldrumss: Look, if I can do it, anyone can. as long as they have all the same traits and abilities as me, and also probably a simil…

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    design-is-fine:

    Acquaintance cards, a variety of calling cards, 1870s-80s. USA. Via dangerousminds. More to see: Mays / flickr. They were used “by the less formal male in approaches to the less formal female.”

    April 23rd, 2015 8:49am

  25. Precious Renderings™

    If I ever saw that many people using aspirational condo balconies at once I’d assume the worst. http://t.co/p3Ui0i87ty

  26. @grahamvsworld “Do you wanna make more money sure we all do so call this free number to find out how easy it is…” https://t.co/1Iq4lhkk7P

  27. Taking in a night tour at the rock.

    mobile-uploads

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    grossnational:

    Charlie Chaplin
    A Film Johnnie (1914).

    April 20th, 2015 7:20pm

  29. Philip Glass discusses his piano etudes

    jkottke:

    For the first episode of BAM’s new podcast, Philip Glass and several world-class pianists talk about Glass’s piano etudes and what makes them so challenging to perform.

    April 20th, 2015 7:19pm

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    archatlas:

    Cityscapes Jeremy Mann

    April 20th, 2015 7:15pm

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    April 20th, 2015 7:10pm

  32. how do I get out of vi navigation that developers sneak into apps that support j and k but not h and l?

  33. @reyjrar R I P

  34. 17 years later, from the top, hoping I can make it past lesson 12 this time. 🎸 http://t.co/6BNyULIV4j

  35. D.I.: “Who’s your favorite Mark Wha—”
    Me: “SIR, THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW MARK WHALBERG, SIR!”

  36. @ssoper purely! I also managed to rm -rf / a server last week with a bad cron job.

  37. This morning I watered my 2011 macbook air and fed it piles of rice. I’m hoping it’ll sprout a bumper crop of new macbook airs.

  38. RT @kirstinbutler: “It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” We Put A Chip In It! http://t.co/cmwa83kZp4

  39. @grahamvsworld @maradine what the fuck

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    vjeranski:

    ZILVINAS KEMPINAS
    Gemma, 2013
    Resin, ultralight MDF, polyester, metal cleat, screws
    ø118 cm

    April 18th, 2015 10:55am

  41. RT @diocyde: “Our remediation plan worked and we haven’t seen them back.” -that’s because they stole everything dummy

  42. I see you enjoyed some light 20th century history, maybe you’ll also like these glasses made from pure snake oil http://t.co/uQ6EH04Sh3

  43. http://t.co/AaC8KAQNgI’s mission makes no sense but it accommodates critics so I’m happy to contribute.

  44. ☑️ The Palace of Cine Arts

    Pretty neat, but the Innovation Hanger is a tiny museum inside a techie trash fire. http://t.co/6Ais8qxlVa

  45. The Ice Cream

    seinfelt:

    Jerry screams, Elaine screams, George screams for ice cream…

    …but there is no one left to hear their cries. Except for Kramer, but he’s too busy screaming because he found a skull under his pillow.

    April 17th, 2015 9:18pm

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    April 17th, 2015 12:07pm

  47. In our terrestrial view of things, the speed of light seems incredibly fast. But as soon as you view it against the vast distances of the universe, it’s unfortunately very slow. This animation illustrates, in realtime, the journey of a photon of light emitted from the surface of the sun and traveling across a portion of the solar system, from a human perspective.

    I’ve taken liberties with certain things like the alignment of planets and asteroids, as well as ignoring the laws of relativity concerning what a photon actually “sees” or how time is experienced at the speed of light, but overall I’ve kept the size and distances of all the objects as accurate as possible. I also decided to end the animation just past Jupiter as I wanted to keep the running length below an hour.

    Design & Animation: Alphonse Swinehart / aswinehart.com
    Music: Steve Reich “Music for 18 Musicians”
    Performed by: Eighth Blackbird / eighthblackbird.org

    April 17th, 2015 11:44am

  48. somebody kill sticker me

  49. Helping to edit the everloving wife’s graduation speech about nursing re: Templars and Hospitallers, must to resist adding Umberto Eco-isms.

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    Mom’s picnic blanket.

    April 15th, 2015 11:21am

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    April 15th, 2015 9:17am

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    thekhooll:

    Model Model Model Village Jamieasp

    The Model Village is a one-ninth scale replica of the heart of the beautiful Cotswold village of Bourton-on-the-Water, containing all the buildings from the Old Water Mill (now the Car Museum) down to the Old New Inn and the ford.

    The village was created by a previous landlord of the Old New Inn, taking local craftsmen five years to build, and it was officially opened on the Coronation Day of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth (the late Queen Mother) in 1937. The village is such an accurate replica of Bourton-on-the-Water that is has a flowing river with water wheel, two ‘singing’ churches and even a model village within the Model Village.

    text via Bourton on the Water

    April 15th, 2015 8:39am

  53. The Bad Set

    seinfelt:

    Jerry goes onstage to perform his set, but when he opens his mouth, his skull falls out.

    April 15th, 2015 8:36am

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    April 15th, 2015 8:36am

  55. RT @emerose: Protecting infrastructure secrets with Keywhiz: http://t.co/EAkqSZu6ZZ

  56. “It doesn’t stand for Open Web Application Security by Procrustes. Also, fella, that is not a vulnerability.” –Theseus

  57. actually, buddy, everything I couldn’t find was a snake and did bite me and now i’ve built up a pretty badass immunity so I can take my time

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    grossnational:

    Norman Mingo, 1973

    April 12th, 2015 12:57pm

  59. RT @woodmuffin: Instead of tear gas and batons, riot control police should use border collies.

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    April 12th, 2015 7:56am

  61. BLESSED

    Pretty nice gift for a show stamp. http://t.co/I9FcXhTM0s

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    nevver:

    Don’t be a dick

    April 11th, 2015 4:26pm

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    One more thing…

    April 11th, 2015 1:43pm

  64. One more thing: http://t.co/Twvm8rLaXn

  65. 🌲🍺🌳🍻🌲
    @AnchorBrewing vertical Christmas is only a few months away. http://t.co/bxnEhw3CDS

  66. mo money
    -> mo problems http://t.co/ODpMhe9wKH

  67. case $1 in
    *)
    echo “The unix haters handbook was right.”;;
    esac

    👏🏽 Half a parentheses
    👏🏽 Double ;;
    👏🏽 Backspelled statement
    👏🏽 Rando \n

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    deathandmysticism:

    Auguste Louis Lepère, Death and Passions Descend Upon the World, 1914

    April 11th, 2015 10:20am

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    qwantzfeed:

    sorry for saying dickweed, dickweeds

    comics! merchandise! patronage!

    April 10th, 2015 5:49pm

  70. RT @maradine: @grantstavely now i can’t retweet your mischievous skylarkings

  71. RT @da_667: @AnarchistDalek I just wanna kill malware, preferably not people.

  72. RT @maradine: Here’s to Don Mattrick, who just made shy of 20M for firing roughly a thousand people and not drooling. It’s better to pimp …

  73. alt-angsty-teen take: I LEARNED IT BY COMPLAINING AT YOU!

  74. Novice: # TODO: parse this.
    Advanced Beginner: # Parsed with regex
    Competent: # Regexed, TODO: parse.
    Proficient: # (╯°□°)╯︵ loɔoʇoɹd sᴉɥʇ

  75. Two yards of faux fur, a half yard of ½" foam, one can of Super 77.

    I should’ve reupholstered this case years ago. http://t.co/CSzjfnzUwx

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    nevver:

    Now you tell me

    April 7th, 2015 6:24pm

  77. @_paulmoreno
    INVOICE NOTICE
    AMMOUNT DUE: $.02
    WORK PERFORMED: https://t.co/HwNbmMU1b9

    YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED

  78. If you’re gonna be in town for stuff, or whatever, let me know, I’ll have vague other people send you a free pass to the hall in my building

  79. RT @brockwinstead: @woolie subsidies
    are
    civilization

  80. RT @tarashoe: i’ll go to bed soon, just gotta think every single thought real quick

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    nevver:

    Calvin and Hobbes

    April 6th, 2015 9:20pm

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    April 6th, 2015 9:04pm

  83. @TheLiB that’s awesome!

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    April 6th, 2015 8:55pm

  85. RT @Popehat: Amend the California Penal Code to make SWATting a felony http://t.co/5N8mlSrF97

  86. RT @satellitehigh: musicians wanted for prog rock band: influences include ayn rand, some elven hobbity bullshit, and the high-pitched scre…

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    Go figure, he’s the banker.

    April 5th, 2015 6:22pm

  88. Nice, fnnch has a show at La Onda this Frida. http://t.co/mDATjqxH4D http://t.co/iVi5vxHRye

  89. Hey Ryan Stavely Lauren Lawson Strom Hoffman, this is your notice that I watched The Final Countdown (1980) last night. I assume you’ve all got it on laserdisc but if not, ya might wanna.

  90. San Francisco’s Bring Your Own Big Wheel race: who’s in for next year’s with me? I’ll need to find my old K.I.T.T big wheel, add a working red light, and theme music.

  91. RT @burritojustice: localer than thou

  92. WORLD OF TOMORROW

    April 5th, 2015 10:38am

  93. RT @biorhythmist: This is so good: https://t.co/kRBVmQ0tQD

  94. Paul Moreno I rushed up Vermont from 16th thinking it started at 12, now killing time until 4 at sun flower and then idk. When are you heading over?

  95. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  96. @alexeirrm Oh it gets funnier, I invite you to spend some time perusing amazon reviews for faux shag fur fabric by the yard. 🐯🐱🐶🐺🐨🐻🐴🐑🐰

  97. So I’m reupholstering the hard case on my '86 Guild D212 NT 12 string, and have no idea what I’m doing. https://t.co/R2NWDOz2P9

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    theverge:

    From our definitive history of Max Headroom: how make-up and visual effects brought the “digital” celebrity to life.

    Max Headroom was ostensibly a computer-generated character, but Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel knew early on that the technology wasn’t there to make that happen. The solution was to place actor Matt Frewer in prosthetic make-up with special contact lenses and a fiberglass suit, light him with a single light source that mimicked the primitive computer graphics of the time, and then shoot him against a blue screen so backgrounds could be added later.

    April 4th, 2015 8:17am

  99. @tef I’ve never gotten farther lost easier or faster than I have from the Seattle Transit Tunnel to what the hell how are we in Bellvue?

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    April 3rd, 2015 6:06pm

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    ’ .Le Corbusier © Willy Rizzo .

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    nevver:

    Le Corbusier in color

    April 3rd, 2015 6:04pm

  102. WHAT IF IT’S SHORT FOR SANITORIUM FRANCISCO

  103. RT @ElleOhHell: Why call it a belly button. It doesn’t DO anything when you press it.
    click click click
    See?
    *neighbor’s garage door slam…

  104. NBA MAXIMUM HANGTIME is a helluva drug. http://t.co/1710Y2IXoH

  105. All morning (~6:30am)+ it’s sounded like my upstairs neighbor is moving out. Nope, film crew. http://t.co/biFecjNZcj

  106. RT @freebsdgirl: If you think you are in danger of being swatted, talk to your police. File a citizens report. Explain SWATing. I’m happy t…

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    explodingdog:

    Another cup

    April 2nd, 2015 6:22pm

  108. RT @Fred_Delicious: how would u like your steak sir? we’ve got rare, ultra rare, legendary, fossil, or u can try and catch your own steak i…

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    magictransistor:

    Bandanas

    April 1st, 2015 10:04pm

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    April 1st, 2015 10:03pm

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    thedotisblack:

    2015.3.30_15.47.47_frame_0002
    Made with code / Processing_
    _

    Tumblr // Facebook // Pinterest // Twitter  // Ello _//** Society6
    **_

    April 1st, 2015 10:01pm

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    April 1st, 2015 9:51pm

  113. Less than a block from my apartment. http://t.co/wI4mHafO7n