posts from 2015 / 02 / 24

1. me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
   you: n-
   me: shutap already y’act like I never feed ya fa chrisakes! [plates gross slop]

2. do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry

3. @tjcrowley @headhntr ahem, http://t.co/z06gWumXP4