posts from 2015 / 03

1. RT @JeffElder: Jury note from Pao-Kleiner trial asks: “Would you pls describe thought leadership again”? @daveyalba @NellieBowles http://t.…

2. 

   March 30th, 2015 6:20pm

3. RT @extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago… on this very night

4. RT @saladinahmed: The fact that there’s only one person who can see Mr. Snuffleupagus’s tweets is one of my favorite things on twitter. htt…

5. The Neverending Story: A book store thief dreams up an elaborate Not All Children argument while hiding in an attic. http://t.co/Bl6cpbrPnm

6. Come to the mission in the next 30 seconds if you want your fingers glued together. http://t.co/TgW1aI9gqq

7. 

   March 29th, 2015 10:32am

8. 

   nevver:

   “We could be heroin, just for one bag.”

   March 29th, 2015 10:30am

9. 

   danforth:

   kropotkindersurprise:

   [video]

   Run! 

   March 29th, 2015 10:27am

10. 

    momalibrary:

    Guerrilla Girls poster from 1992.  From the Steven Leiber Extra Art archive. -ar

    March 29th, 2015 10:26am

11. 

    thekhooll:

    Soft Hercules FAT Architecture

    Soft Hercules is a stool cast from foam rubber - the soft squishy stuff that is usually used to make stress balls. The bust of Hercules, usually something solid both in its material and the culture it represents becomes unexpectedly soft, deforming a recognizable object into stranger shapes when it is sat on. It uses the plasticity of rubber to suggest a more uncertain and doubtful state.

    March 29th, 2015 10:25am

12. RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it’s about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …

13. “REPLBATT - ups”

    I think my UPS is trying to tell me something.

14. RT @famouscrab: fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks

15. RT @lnwdr: What if their full names are Ernie Waldorf and Bert Statler and the Muppet Show is set 50 years after Sesame Street?

16. 

    March 28th, 2015 9:11am

17. 

    March 28th, 2015 9:08am

18. 

    ircimages:

    Poppies taking over a field

    March 28th, 2015 9:08am

19. 

    March 28th, 2015 9:07am

20. 

    deathandmysticism:

    Robert Seymour, Morning, early 19th century

    March 28th, 2015 9:06am

21. RT @kosso: had to to get this out of my head. http://t.co/yi9OgHy0KL

22. 22′d past the old-old click factory and there’re penny farthings on either side of the doors that used to go to the FarmVille studio.

23. Table for two, under No One.

    Right this way sir.

    Get it? Odysseus and Polyphemus?

    It’s JSON grandpa, jeez. http://t.co/BEwyOE7oFQ

24. 

    danforth:

    Ollie Kroner posted this photo to Facebook, March 13, 2015, with the caption, “Quincy’s been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck. But, in the moment, he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes.”

    March 27th, 2015 6:00pm

25. Teaser clip from season two of Halt and Catch Fire

    jkottke:

    Halt and Catch Fire season two is starting on May 31! And there’s a five-minute clip to whet your whistle! And it passes the Bechdel test with flying colors!

    The exclamation points mean that I am excited for the new season without explicitly saying so!! (via @kathrynyu)

    March 27th, 2015 5:56pm

26. RT @tuckonthis: hi long time caller first time listener, what is your show about

27. Peak life experience I’m sure.

28. 

    danforth:

    Dying is easy

    March 27th, 2015 7:16am

29. RT @animaldrumss: yeah no shit dude. why would the apple fall far from the tree. the tree isn’t throwing the apples around, its gonna fall …

30. 

    March 26th, 2015 6:34pm

31. RT @JerrySeinfelt: The Machine - When Kramer’s tub drain slows, he buys a plunger from a nearby bodega and tries to unclog it… http://t.…

32. @coaxmetal nice, nice. I’m still waitlisted for the club but people at work are generous. Chocolate Rain is reason-to-join good.

33. 🎤, nice, like a chocolate port http://t.co/DXh0eR0hfV

34. model internet posting ITT, OP is excellent markov fodder and or output: https://t.co/dB8P6RqFoN

    holy moly

35. RT @Benioff: Today we are canceling all programs that require our customers/employees to travel to Indiana to face discrimination. http://t…

36. RT @eviloars: Okay guys, I directed a music video. About the Sewer. With Ronnie Lott. https://t.co/Au2y3fmBeS http://t.co/uRK7s6mYRQ

37. 

    March 25th, 2015 7:13am

38. 

    popeyeloops:

    i think the line may be tapped

    March 25th, 2015 7:12am

39. 

    grossnational:

    Astronauts’ wives

    March 25th, 2015 7:10am

40. 

    March 25th, 2015 7:10am

41. 

    darksilenceinsuburbia:

    Brigid Watson

    March 25th, 2015 7:07am

42. Holy moly Adrian’s guitar solo on that mix of Heat Goes On. Beep boop.

43. RT @aanand: All the heck over this audio nerd’s treatment of Remain in Light. Hearing so many things I never heard. https://t.co/aIonynuR34

44. ‘too many clues spoil the broth.’

    Rodrigues Ottolengui (1898), The Nameless Man", http://t.co/buHtHFQuUw

    http://t.co/uQQb6GIW3M

45. 

    March 23rd, 2015 11:23pm

46. Sean McCauley

47. 

    grossnational:

    Almost all documentation relating to the MK Ultra project and Mind Control mention the importance of the Wizard of Oz. In the 1940′s, the story was reportedly chosen by members of the US intelligence community to provide a thematic foundation for their trauma-based mind control program.

    March 23rd, 2015 8:33am

48. I mean: you’re not fixing it. Why is that Leon?

49. You reach down to fix it, but you don’t have the right tools. It’s messy, it’s noisy bad, it’s busted, but you’re not fixing it.

50. You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down… and find something mechanical that’s broken.

51. The Warned

    March 22nd, 2015 5:26pm

52. 

53. 

    magictransistor:

    Roy Lichtenstein, Alka Seltzer, 1966.

    March 22nd, 2015 8:37am

54. 

    nevver:

    Alicia Watkins

    March 22nd, 2015 8:33am

55. 

    March 22nd, 2015 8:32am

56. RT @luckyshirt: Like cold pizza? Maybe I can interest you in some warm lettuce and this one-way ticket to outer space, backwards mutant. #e…

57. RT @MarkPritchard: “Enough with your dirty looks, cowards, and your macho violence.” Mural, 24th and Bryant Streets, #missiondistrict http:…

58. 

59. Emo, rocking a new cone of shame. \o/

60. Checked my smoke alarms at the DST switch thinking surely they’re hard wired ittyool 2015 and nope, 5 year old dead batteries. Don’t be me.

61. If NORTH works out, and some horrible backwater stop doesn’t sue over it, go hog wild and put up even more signs, call ‘em SOUTH, idk, maybe

62. Caltrain should deffo stop hitting things at 80 mph but they could also like, put up signs proudly pointing NORTH. It’s a full time job.

63. (In our reality Zhukov was a WWII general, not WWI)

64. An alt-history where WW1 General Zhukov invented clear coke, and Nixon was Pepsi’s global brand ambassador after ‘62 CA governor’s loss.

65. TIL 90s design is part of css now

    box-shadow: 0 0 10px 2px #666;
    

    heck yeah put it on the pizza

66. 

    March 20th, 2015 5:48pm

67. RT @alexcpsec: Ok, this is the best thing on the Internet right now - https://t.co/vQSi04Rwlj

68. RT @dril: sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a field day. lets play it safe. fiji water for me, with a Hint of…

69. RT @peterhartlaub: The Chronicle’s first pizza recipe from 1947 is a culinary travesty: http://t.co/QkrdZ2UXtA http://t.co/73hzPUbfF9

70. 

    March 19th, 2015 8:31am

71. 

    nevver:

    They might be giants

    March 19th, 2015 8:31am

72. 

    March 19th, 2015 8:29am

73. 

    wowgreat:

    unknown

    March 19th, 2015 8:24am

74. 

    qwantzfeed:

    i guess it’s pretty rad, yeah.  we’d better spend ANOTHER several thousand years talking about it

    comics! merchandise! patronage!

    March 19th, 2015 8:24am

75. Welcome to ART411: Art History IV, “Art Quant.” What do you jerks think are the top 10 paintings? Well you’re wrong, these are the top 10.

76. quants gonna quant

77. RT @ArbysOnline: Arbae’s

78. RT @MotherJones: This is one of the most fucked up charts you will see in the foreseeable future http://t.co/BlHNmufut0 http://t.co/utvG1sq…

79. The Generic

    March 16th, 2015 8:17am

80. 

    aubreylstallard:

    Bernard Frize

    March 16th, 2015 8:15am

81. 

    atelier688:

    New horizon line piece ‘After The Lighting Strikes’

    72” x 58 ” oil and acrylic on canvas

    Alex Jowett

    http://www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting-After-The-Lighting-Strikes/419376/2300842/view

    March 16th, 2015 8:15am

82. RT @maximosis: I’m… gonna look for the elevator. http://t.co/eD2wAa5sTV

83. that gene wilder wonka look I expect at hobby chat time with new people as I get to explain generic 30 something guy, right off the shelf

84. @grahamvsworld tbh idk why I even use it, it doesn’t have spacebar scroll a mail, I’m not down with this new spacebar they are teaching kids

85. RT @TomFulp: @ibogost I subscribe to the parallel universe theory: http://t.co/SpywNTZu7O

86. airmail, that little flap isn’t big enough to get round stationery out the round envelope, nice, nice http://t.co/Xaeo4Ria0y

87. 

    March 15th, 2015 10:29am

88. RT @kevinmonty: s/o to the pizza-stealing puppy being chased thru Dolores Park right now http://t.co/dRZI5rS8Rt

89. almonds gotta learn to code is what i m sayin

90. today on MXC, it’s the pigeon feeders versus the fake owl (owlgoyle?) and spike-armored-surface havers
    “birdie so pretty”
    “shit everywhere!”

91. pretend i was gauche & took a pic of the lady at 16th & mission enjoying the flock eating a box of fruit loops she’d dumped out for ‘em

92. dug out dad’s old sensui planar-magnetic cans, could probably make rent money selling these at digitalfix on valencia http://t.co/0muC6u29iP

93. 

94. Outta control bulk foods snack added between healthy cereals by my desk at work.

95. REMINDER
    http://t.co/k2As6kZwkF

96. 

    March 12th, 2015 8:45am

97. Bauhausify The Web!

    http://t.co/OG0XW17GDk

98. RT @mplappert: Surprises you find when reading through the SQLite code. Somebody must’ve received a lot of calls. http://t.co/1yTAvYLHMx

99. @DefuseSec so, Searle’s Chinese Room, s/intentionality/omnipotence/? I like it.

100. A think piece about how my phone charger dying caused me to miss my bus by 3 minutes and my backup train by 1 minute.

101. RT @posthumanmusic: the fan-led campaign for the Winston’s amen break is far more interesting than the Blurred Lines rich vs rich greedcunt…

102. @eviloars unknown! I only walked past the same bear on 18th today.

103. @eviloars if 18th st., that honey bear wasn’t a pirate or tagged three hours ago.

104. @ssoper imo they get better. Also, I suggest: @cultureshipname 😃

105. here’s my little take on that solo… i call it: almost exactly how it was recorded only played kinda poorly, i think you’re gonna like it

106. dang that mailing list is busy today

     huh

     uh huh

     nope

     oh interesting

     no

     ugh

     No!

     finally!

     No! No!

     [i break my delete key]

107. http://t.co/TdeaaDI2Po

108. RT @SFBART: .@RobbyRoby Since 9/11 BART Police have recommended keeping them closed for security and that recommendation has not changed.

109. RT @vogon: verge showed this slide without any further context, so I’m imagining that a moment of silence for brands occurred http://t.co/K…

110. RT @tqbf: Thing I once said about hiring for “passion”: https://t.co/ZiIyuS4al2

111. bringin sike back, sike

112. On a 49 to Bakalinski’s Stairway Walk in Dolores Park, called “Trash Pickup.” Sike, Russian Hill South. http://t.co/rX5jpbnctX

113. tfw finder says you got a file downloading, eta of never, and you don’t know what it could be cause safari is closed http://t.co/DKgWFYjpFL

114. 

     March 8th, 2015 12:23pm

115. RT @parisreview: “If I don’t write I feel, well, a kind of remorse, no?” Jorge Luis Borges http://t.co/DV8CuJl5ND

116. Never heard of it.

117. RT @8BitCreepyPasta: http://t.co/xlsjjinpzM

118. sup
     nmu
     broan http://t.co/SUIXCcXabK

119. 

120. Pretending I’m snowed in, psych I eat this stuff all the damned time.

121. RT @sfmnemonic: No, no, I don’t ever want to play Farmville. Not ever.

122. Window sash (top half, of course) mechanical failure confirmed, broke the bottom half while checking, am bleeding. Not my problem! Renting!

123. Doing stuff around the house. …pearl Jam given to fly came on reminded of good times in new market coming over to your house. …and listening to you play guitar to all these songs. … have a good weekend

124. That Mario video you sent Will was obnoxious

125. “How do you like raping a city? Ya’ll ruining this city.”

     nm u?

126. fiscal time is a flat lie @maradine

127. “Some things work out, some things don’t. That didn’t.” >>> https://t.co/qeeR69Tq96

     Grantland Q&A: Errol Morris: http://t.co/sf1CgrZc6W

128. RT @TheOnion: Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism http://t.co/bmLwl5kcDp http://t.co/qFvziEIIPe

129. 

     nevver:

     On this day, Rodney King

     March 3rd, 2015 6:07pm

130. Kinda amazed how much I’m using @DidierStevens’s kicking rad oledump.py in 2015. http://t.co/Akl3GgbXIW

131. OK, so, I need GOOD ideas people, not the bad ones you’ve been giving me. Come on. What do you got?

     Birdman! That song from the Matrix! YES

132. @nathanmccauley @diogomonica congratulations!

133. RT @coolacid: Unfortunately, I currently find myself between gigs. Currently interested in Logging, Security Design, and DFIR gigs.

134. RT @animaldrumss: This is maintained by a system of checks and balances. For example, the president takes longer to charge his attacks, but…

135. Bacula
     Exchange
     Notes
     Gmail
     Hotmail
     AOL
     ZOHO
     Icloud

136. 

     nevver:

     Yep, it’s a baby weasel flying a woodpecker.

     March 2nd, 2015 6:25pm

137. [I pour a tiny splash of beer into the sink carefully for all the people who OPSEC on LinkedIn playing ostrich about their entire biz model]

138. The meta-game required to play three-degrees-of-RCE with most developer-penned vulnerability disclosure’s threat models is staggering.

139. @michaelcoyote stone. It’s my first stab at a proper Caputo 00 recipe.

140. 🍕pizza slow🍕 http://t.co/EVIU3kOCgf

141. So I climbed out a window onto the roof to set free a flaskmob of fruit flies. I willed ‘em to swarm Linea patrons. 🔥

142. Left the airlock popped on an empty keg and fruit flies moved in a gentrified the hell out of it. Pictured: the dead. http://t.co/ptBycEiC4s

143. 

     February 28th, 2015 5:39pm

144. RT @grahamvsworld: Spend way less time caring what people who like to talk about it think. Find people who do it, and ask them instead.