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posts from 2015 / 09 / 10

  1. God: Don’t click on links in email.
    Moses: Isn’t there a hyphen in e-mail?
    God: And don’t open attachments.
    Moses: Slow down, I’m chiseling.

  2. If you’ve ever designed a notification widget that fades away forever in a few seconds, please fade away forever in a few seconds. TIA.

  3. RT @dafloydsta: BATMAN: I got you flowers
    CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
    BATMAN: Ok
    CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining e…

  4. RT @MiraculousPics: 14 Engagement Rings That Will Make Every GIRL GEEK Say YES http://t.co/79uOZS5Gvq

  5. mirrored image from https://66.media.tumblr.com/53b4d304084b31a49a61455c423ad5ec/tumblr_nuf80dVhil1tkxxq7o1_400.gif without alt text, sorry

    September 9th, 2015 6:36pm