posts from 2011 / 08

1. thanks man

2. If you don’t have a I-am-sarcasticly-handwaving-this gesture, you’re probably a handwaver.

3. Alright, I didn’t wanna have to do this, but from now on, anyone that mentions bitcoins is gonna have to put some real coins in this jar.

4. pastebin.com/(pistol gun sounds)

5. Rediscover the pop masterpiece that is TMBG’s self titled debut.

6. “misting the ol’ parakeet”
   “watering the birdie”
   “washing the do-do baby”
   “the old man in the park sprays one handed” http://t.co/Hx4xnxZ

7. Sly & The Family Stone - Into My Own Thing, great opener.

8. 27 hours to Cow Clicker maybe not being a thing anymore.

9. For sale: baby cows, never clicked.

10. I too, know nothing about letting go.

11. RT @sbnation: We debated this for a while, but then remembered it is 2011. RT @BSargentOKC: Why no app planned for the BlackBerry?

12. 2011 and this is still a thing, not just status quo. Shameful.

13. Is a man not entitled to the moo of his own click?

14. Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss

15. As I was saying: Insufferable weather bragging.

16. Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss

17. OK California folks, let’s get back to being insufferable about the awesome weather instead of earthquakes.

18. The world of the day today is: pleonasm.

19. The world of the day today is: pleonasm.

20. Wrap it up mbailures.

21. “It was the best butter.”

    “Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well, you shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife.”

22. hi ho.

23. “You know you can just plug your phone into your mac and use iPhoto and…”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

24. RT @rattle1337: Massive doc drop on Comment Crew (Chinese APT group). This is legit. I’ve dealt with some of these C2s. http://t.co/y1iN9U5

25. “Inside every introvert is an extrovert that can be brought out by a encouragement and shame.” – something some extroverts actually believe

26. Anybody want writequit.com? I’m abandoning it 8/24.

27. sneeze

28. “I believe that the kind of economic arguments advanced here will be found to apply to protecting ‘bricks’ as much as ‘clicks’.”

    Why Information Security is Hard – An Economic Perspective, Ross Anderson

29. Driving from Portland to San Francisco today: all highway bit we’ll keep the top down and blast Huey Lewis & The News’s greatest hits all 12 hours anyway.

30. go to hair of the dog brewery!!!

31. Deschutes Pub, Portland, OR

    ![McMenamins, I mean, damnyoiatocorrect.com.

    That the domain for that silly site Is spelled correctly is a tell by the way.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/10150264344893940.jpg)

    

    Experimental – the first they made in the new pub.

    

32. McMenamon’s sampler, at an empty pub downtown.

33. Wheat and pilsner ipa (that’s one beer), lemonade hefe, and a cask bitter, and a few others: all samples of course.

34. We’re in Portland, OR for the tomorrow (Sunday), what’s to do?

35. Pelican Pub & Brewery, Pacific City, OR

36. A huge rock and a bigger dune, in Pacific City, OR

37. @MikD @mckt_ I wanna hit some v0’s* soon †.

    • My hands are sweating cause I thought about climbing.
      † We gotta get there early to boulder.

38. Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian’s raised in miniature “American” isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in “PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion”.

39. Russian River Brewing, sour ales aged in used wine barrels. And an IPA, and a root beer. And a table. And a chair. And the next IPA too because welp.

    

    

    

    Dude keeps describing the Irish Lager to people as being kinda like ‘Harps’, it’s precious.

40. Rogue Brewpub, Newport, OR

41. I find a delete button indispensable.

    

    Don’t lay out honey and ask a bunch of bears to “check it out” without disabling it’s e-mail alerts.

    

42. Blind Pigs

43. Cya later shitlords

44. She says, “Oh, never mind about that heart-warming scientific study, I read the the data: they only sampled 16 people.”

    Would marry again.

45. Defcon click

46. RT @rands: When you say “Offsite”, I hear “Boondoggle”.

47. There are 10 kinds of people at #defcon: Those who wash their hands when given a chance and those responsible for all disease propogation.

48. @chipmonkey @mikd shucks, blushin’ a bit, honestly.

49. I’M GOING TO LAS VEGAS FOR B-SIDES LV AND DEFCON, AND I HAVE OPINIONS.

50. I’M GOING TO LAS VEGAS FOR B-SIDES LV AND DEFCON, AND I HAVE OPINIONS.