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posts from 2011 / 07 / 24

  1. Q. Where does anti-content come from?

    A. That’s a stupid question
    A. You’re stupid
    A. I’m stupid!
    A. RTFM!
    A. Just Use My System™
    A. spam

  2. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.

  3. “No, right!”
    “Yeah, I’m avoiding a pothole, I’m not retarded.”
    “Honey, I know that: if you were retarded I wouldn’t yell at you.”

  4. If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.