posts from 2011 / 03 / 31

1. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

   —Airport bars.

2. “A Corona, please.”

   “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

   Paralysis.

   “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

3. I mean really carders! What’s the deal with designer clothes AND wallmart.com stuff? Practicality?!

   #Every90sComicExperiencingCreditFraud

4. Q: What do you say to the only vendor you recently payed with a credit card when the card fraud-alerts days later?

   A: “Gesundheit.”

5. Going to Las Vegas for Will Torres’s April Fools party.

6. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”