posts from 2011 / 02 / 23

1. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention. If you’ve been doing your own homework. But maybe, well, it seems to me at least, that Glenn Beck clicked a cow and made it moo in 1990.

   I mean, this is horrible to say, but who is this guy and who else clicks cows like that? I worry about my country. Oh I know who. Hitler clicked cows. I’m not drawing any conclusions there, but Glenn Beck clicked cows, and Hitler clicked cows. What could this mean?

2. I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.

   Stay tuned.

3. Excel Line Plotting 101

   • Unbold all text
   • Set all fonts to 12pt
   • Delete gridlines, ticks
   • Set all lines to 1/4pt
   • Curse
   • Shake fist