@CrucialCarl Scotch is gross. Scotch drinkers are gross. The process of making scotch is a waste of perfectly good beer, oak, and time.
posts from 2011 / 04
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Medium-Rare Click.
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Going to see this + Nos. 2, 3, 6, 9, 10 with Amanda Walker Stavely this weekend, performed by Glass: very excited.
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Not just any old bacterial conjunctivitis in my right eye, this conjunctivitis is from Mexico!
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Fresh to death.
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What has four kinds of german-style straw-colored lawn-mowing beers that all taste the same for beer selection?
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JAMS cleverly vandalize the sensors and circuitry in automatic bathroom faucets installed by the Freemasons to sterilize the working class.
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Day two of non-stop eye watering as my clogged tear duct heals. Be careful combining sunglasses and helmets’
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RT @attritionorg: RT @SushiDude: One SCADA screenshot I saw reminded me of Farmville. I wanted to click random icons incessantly. SCADA …
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The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.
- David Foster Wallace
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Having a beer at work so that I can say cheers to @nutsec.
NB: No, my beer does not have a watermelon in it. http://t.co/EhhFGle
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The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.
- David Foster Wallace
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DC Friends: There is a great band in your city this week. Check J Roddy Walston and The Business’s schedule and make it to a show while they are in town.
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CLICK MOR CHICKIN
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Click all Radiohead tunes, click all Verizon DBIRs, click all Portals, click all cows.
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Thanks for collecting potatoes so that I don’t have to. Vote Clay Davis!
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RT @kevinweil: Best @quora answer I’ve seen.
Q: “What’s it like to be the smartest person in the room?”
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Huff just $0.00 9/10 of unleaded 87 octane, and being arrogant about attaining the privilege of a carless lifestyle seems swell.
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@vurtyou and I have an extra ticket to the @SFSymphony this afternoon at 2PM.
♫ Symphonie fantastique ♫
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As an online discussion of security authorization grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving unlocked front doors approaches 1.
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At the San Francisco Symphony Hall. Look at the size of that organ!
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Tastes good, man.
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@MikD “Gentlemen, Please Dress Your Caste”
<smug>You will never, ever, see me in mass, or in restaurants that require jackets.</smug>
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“Who is John Frum?”
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“Who is John Frum?”
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If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2
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If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2
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Stephen King on fiction
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Say something about this…
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Johnny Ryall!
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“@electricfork: I have a new gig. I’ll be joining the team at NERC on May 2nd. I’ll be doing neat things.”
Congratulations!
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I’d probably waste my first wish on the ability to talk like Shock G.
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Yeah, fresh.
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Authenticity is a sham of quality.
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Anyone else up for a late Wednesday night to see DJ Kentaro for a $10 show benefiting Japan. I’m going.
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Reviving old memes owns. This dude owns.
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Q: Didja feel low?
A: No, not at all.
Q: Huh???
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LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.
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RT @wardspan: security twits - I am looking for Incident Response peeps - it’s an awesome opportunity - great team -amazing company - ht …
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LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.
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Just sat down in the waiting room at the dentist and Thriller came on as if cued. I’m thinking about making a run for it.
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- _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.
A) Flushing on two only
B) Reusing towels
C) Building a city in the fnord
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RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye
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Duck lips.
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Duck lips.
