posts from 2011 / 05

1. Brewing a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone this weekend to prep for July 4th.

2. The Yardbird’s cover is shameful.

3. @chipmonkey @mckt_ I’m omega. I suck at con attendance, report delivery in 30 minutes or less, accessibility, “what ever” as two words, sco–

4. RT @bbaskin: @charmsec A wiki? You guys have totally sold out.

5. ALL NATIONS WELCOME BUT CARRIE

6. @philip_daigle A new place? One we just never noticed? I need a review.

7. It’s Friday!

8. I hope you can hear this because I’m clicking it as hard as I can.

9. @frednecksec congrats on the level up and welcome to game security.

10. @sxs3200 bike thieves are the worst thieves. Sorry for your loss.

11. Clicking with the speakes muted is shameful.

12. “Literally.”

13. RT @automine: Version 0.9 of @Aplura’s getwatchlist #Splunk custom command now available. Now with HTTP auth and proxy support. http://b …

14. TN SEEKS DEROGATORY SLANG FOR HETERO

    http://t.co/G7WwEGm ¹

    ¹ Link to source, not to aggregation blog that doesn’t link or cite source.

15. NB The fifth @Yelp star is reserved for happy endings—but only if the price is reasonable, service is prompt, and they fake it really well.

16. ☠ THE CLICK IS NEAR! ☠

17. RT @hotdogsladies: Viz., anyone informing 146MM readers that “technology” is making them dumb better be drawing it on the wall of a cold …

18. Inner Mounting Click

19. It’s impolite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, before they announce the date of doomsday on The History Channel.

20. RT @thanland: ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
    Percentage of charts in tweets that are worthless, versus time.

21. It isn’t polite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, until they announce the date doomsday on The History Channel.

22. This click is dedicated to my irrational rage at everyone that has ever made full pots of decaffeinated coffee in brown-handled carafes at 9 o’clock AM.

23. Me gusta hacer clic.

24. I’m the cat.

25. Charm City Clicks.

26. RT @hodgman: RT @steven_moffat:" http://t.co/0Xyyy7H Douglas Adams: 10 years gone, and still ahead of us.”

27. The revolution will not be clicked.

28. Hot Clicks and Sassafras

29. laser, scribble, chirp, stab, click, MOOOOOOO.

30. clicks good man.

31. Moneyshot presents an interview w/ John Lydon from 1977, baked by tunes selected and recommended by Lydon during the interview.

32. 

    House Hunting

    

    Haircut madness.

    

    

    

    

    

    

33. Rotate all abstract art 90° clockwise today. Exception granted if it’s on a wire: go 180° instead.

34. Beat Street is on Netflix streaming.

    Fresh!

35. Rough estimate of the Sony breach: 77M records compresses to ~8Gb.

    Not counting penetration, that’s a sub-30 minute heist.

    Don’t blink.

36. Kinda wanna know how to open a beer with a Bic, but don’t wanna take the oath to never use a bottler open again even if one is available.

37. RT @ninjamixdump: Beastie Boys / Collected Balkan Mash / http://t.co/4Kg1Lsu / a FFTANG! FFTANG! round-up

38. @electricfork THREEPIO: Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about? I’m not getting in there!

39. @electricfork Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants
    and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!

40. @electricfork A long time ago, in pants far, far away…

41. bachelor click

42. ★★★★★

    WARNING: DJs are trained professionals. Don’t try this at home: http://t.co/SAsV0pZ

    (@therealKidKoala and @teeronce on @BISradio.)

43. http://t.co/ehmH0b6
    Many of these persons are apparently normal, except for their desire to write endless rows of ciphers.
    @bestofwikipedia

44. ★★★★★

    WARNING: DJs are trained professionals. Don’t try this at home: http://t.co/SAsV0pZ

    (@therealKidKoala and @teeronce on @BISradio.)

45. It’s not fishing. It’s just standing on water at high speeds wearing skis and spikes through sections of the river where fish happen to jump a lot.

46. @MikD I think it’s more like force applied by brutes

47. Hrmm.

48. RT @biorhythmist: 24th & Mission is the Mos Eisley of BART stops.

49. OH: “Rubber hose cryptanalysis”

50. Click one out for my hommies

51. … o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶:̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶"̶ ̶-̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶L̶u̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶J̶r̶.̶

    SEE ME AFTER CLASS

52. I want you to click me as hard as you can.

53. @ThinkandDrive That’s awesome. What kind are you growing?

54. Click a cow on seconds evenly divisible by three and it’ll still moo only once because to moo otherwise would be too advanced of a game mechanic for cow clicker.

55. D’yer clicker