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posts from 2011 / 03

  1. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

    —Airport bars.

  2. “A Corona, please.”

    “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

    Paralysis.

    “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

  3. I mean really carders! What’s the deal with designer clothes AND wallmart.com stuff? Practicality?!

    #Every90sComicExperiencingCreditFraud

  4. Q: What do you say to the only vendor you recently payed with a credit card when the card fraud-alerts days later?

    A: “Gesundheit.”

  5. Going to Las Vegas for Will Torres’s April Fools party.

  6. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”

  7. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”

  8. Heading to the Giant’s game w/ box seats.

  9. ninjas > pirates

  10. What sound does a cow make?

  11. No tech hacking: 53 people have brought cats, dogs, gerbils, and birds named Sparky to this emergency animal hospital in Inner Sunset.

  12. Philip Glass = I could repeat that + I could repeat that

  13. The man in me doesn’t see the problem with the homunculus fallacy.

  14. Why they changed it, I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.

  15. OFFICIAL REMINDER: Reeves Gabrels’s “Sacred Squall of Now” is awesome music.

  16. Twang, flat pickin’, and country blues at their finest.

  17. A: …the world is really a client supported on a giant server.

    Q: What is the server standing on?

    A; It’s client/server all the way down!

  18. I only listen to electro-dub cowclickstep.

  19. #click

  20. And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was standard Javascript without jQuery, and Hell followed with him.

  21. The Who, in my revisionist history, were a cool one-hit wonder band from the 1980s. This is it. “Eminence Front” totally jams.

  22. Tickets go on sale in 30 minutes.

  23. Holy cow! Free hammers and cans if Krylon at the front door today! I’m gonna art all over the place!

  24. I don’t understand the bowl-on-a-table, off-center-faucet, no-aerator bathroom sink thing. It seems dada to me.

    Hope that helps.

  25. I don’t understand the bowl-on-a-table, off-center-faucet, no-aerator bathroom sink thing. It seems dada to me.

    Hope that helps.

  26. “I don’t know that you can make the argument that you aren’t being adequately compensated because they are withholding bacon.”

  27. Try to pretend that primary sources are at least important enough to merit a link from the blog post about the article about the essay abou—

  28. Amanda Walker Stavely are getting dinner tickets.

  29. You’re welcome.

  30. On the Internet, everyone is a numerologist.

  31. I’ve proudly “bootstrapped” Simplepedia into a Chrome extension but hate javascript.

    So, uhm…

    “Entrepreneur seeks technical co-founder.”

  32. I nominate wikipedia’s 140 character table replacement for the <blockquote> tag as the best HTML5 troll of 2011.

    Look at those cute '"'s!

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    <tboody>
    <tr>
    <td>“</td>
    <td>Q</td>
    <td>”</td>
    </tr>
    </tbody>
    </table

  34. This year my bracket pick is a sure thing: ]

    Always go with a closer.

  35. I nominate wikipedia’s 140 character table replacement for the

    tag as the best HTML5 troll of 2011.

    Look at those cute '"'s!

  36. " Q "

  37. RT @tqbf: Patrick, in Japan: Japanese doesn’t have a word for excessive preparation. http://bit.ly/dUtN9m

  38. Engineering, engineering, engineering.

  39. Vintage trolling: “@mckt_: Just for the record, Stairway to Heaven is still the best song of all time.”

    Does anybody remember laughter?

  40. Vintage trolling: “@mckt_: Just for the record, Stairway to Heaven is still the best song of all time.”

    Does anybody remember laughter?

  41. @MikD it, ironically, cannot be explained.

    Sure is a beautiful day out there.

    Lunch?

  42. Apple iTunes Human Interface Guideline rule 36: Consistently remind users about A-Ha’s “Take On Me” when clearing search terms.

  43. 1 Mysterianism states that some problems can’t be explained

    2 This is a problem

    3 Mysterianism can’t be explained

    4 Mysterians are jerks

  44. RT @johnemcintyre: At The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg has what must be the last word on Newt Gingrich, the passionate patriot: http://tin …

  45. The pataphor is to the metaphor as the metaphor is to the nonfigurative.

  46. Homuncular preformationism: an amazingly poetic belief I’d ascribe to a cooky conservative character were I a novelist.
    http://t.co/Zn8dpG4

  47. Amanda Walker Stavely and I saw these guys open for Medeski Martin & Wood last night. They played Creep.

    Yup: it was totally awesome.

  48. Queuing single file at a bar with three bartenders sends two signals: you don’t know how bars work, and I’m at a nicer place than usual.

  49. Tried the Symantec DBC: 75,000 person firm with no security plan, or C.S.O., doing it all wrong: 9.9% month chance of data breach.

    Welp,

  50. A proud moment…

  51. Wall Street, not Sesame Street!

    (Am I doing this serious-business politics thing right guys?)

  52. Stuff: I don’t understand it.

  53. My cow clicking is 90% complete.

    Click here for Cow Clicking tips. Import every e-mail address and nugget of personal information you’ve ever known about anyone ever to Cow Click harder.

  54. @chipmonkey whoa, nicely done (and I’m glad it wasn’t in our game.)

  55. Oh crap, I’m back in my Harry Nilsson phase. Stay out our the apartment: it’s still 1971 in here.

    (The album cut of this tune with guitars and horns is also excellent.)

  56. clickin it.

  57. RT @sethmnookin: Docs telling parents who don’t vaccinate to go elsewhere b/c don’t want to put other kids at risk. http://ht.ly/48FPy v …

  58. Don’t look at your wall. I drew something awful on it.

    My current (for the past two years) favorite song.

  59. Atlas Clicked

  60. twitter posting = I could tweet that + yeah but you shouldn’t

  61. RT @CrucialCarl: Dear WIRED: I never thought this would happen to me. There are 3 women in my kitchen discussing firmware upgrades.

  62. Q. “@petrillic: It’s 2010, why do people still have issues with telephone conferences?”

    A. Because they are all soul crushing nightmares.

  63. Click happens.

  64. “I can’t click” — Bowie’s draft title for the Tin Machine tune

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Machine_(album)

  65. This dude, who doesn’t know my jargon used his own lingo for my jargon.

    Eat a dick dude! What’s so hard about it? I learned it!

    Barbarian!

  66. I clicked cows IN THE CLOUD.

  67. 'pataphysics: J. G Ballard — “The Assasination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race”

    http://t.co/tDk0NWt

    Owns.

  68. My favorite Baudrillard moves excepting the Borges ones are the 'pataphysics ones because 'pataphysics is purely trolling metaphysics. Owns.

  69. Joseph and Emma and Fanny and Lucinda and Louisa and Zina and Presendia and Agnes and Sylvia and Mary and Patty and …, not Adam and Steve!

  70. http://t.co/EvZxrco

    Done.

    Friends, I had fun reading it, but some of Baudrillard’s ideas are altogether a bit too solipsistic. And silly.

  71. Lonesome No More!