posts from 2011 / 01 / 25

1. SOTU Click.

2. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

   — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

   “What? That’s what his songs are!”

   — @vurtyou

3. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

   Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

4. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

   — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

   “What? That’s what his songs are!”

   — @vurtyou

5. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

   Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!