posts from 2011 / 10

1. “Cookie.”

2. 

   Yep!

3. Hop progress.

4. @mrgan by forcing you to dig for every tissue, they perform an environmental reminder to consider the life of a tree.

   Or to use your shirt.

5. Someone took a picture of me riding my bike to work and photoshopped a car over me, wth.

6. Robin is a terrible batcopter pilot.

7. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are hire only rockstar, ninja or samurai. Vague familiar with computer is big plus.

8. Heck yeah: going.

9. To the tune of The Damned’s “Neat Neat Neat”: “click click click”.

10. Buzzcocks’s ‘Why Can’t I Touch It’ is the most in-the-pocket (to the point that it’s almost behind-the-beat) funky punk song I know about. Owns.

11. Nails the style.

12. Holodeck computer, load the cow clicker simulation…

13. Read The Great Gatsby straight through on my flight home. As an adult: 7/10, pretty good in parts, would like to read a smart modern deep-dive crit of it.

14. I am surprisingly still opinionated about how Dead Man’s Curve on Penn Shop Road got ‘fixed’ and how Route 75 in front of the Green Valley Firehouse was updated.

    ~never4get~

15. Whoop whoop. West coast. East coast. Dahaa dahaa --rappin duke

16. Not sure how I feel about what happened to the actual head of this, one of my favorite standard tunes, but as for the rest: don’t blink.

17. Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

18. I sure hope my patent-applied-for Ultra-Magnetic Cat Litter doesn’t cause as many ‘incidents’ as my patented Ultra-Magnetic Cat Food did.

19. Nice to see a dederegulation petition, for whatever petitions are worth.

20. At a 24 hour McDonalds, the bottled water from the CocaCola company costs more than a large coffee or a medium coke, and that, your honor is when I

21. Lost luggage counters make me respect logistics and want to pay good baggage handlers more and fire a manager somewhere.

22. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “Help, I don’t know how to get down outta this tree!” --A Cat

23. This click is so passive aggressive that I’m not even going to include the passive aggression but in case you were curious, know that it’s about YOU.

24. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

25. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

26. /etc/sysconfig/ and /etc/default/ are directories for configuration files in a directory for configuration files.

27. Me, looking at your posts.

28. As promised: here’s me w/ my new haircut.

29. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be.

    Available at Walgreens.

30. @schuetzdj @textfiles seconded. I did some consulting for customink.com when they were growing, seemed like good peoples.

31. @mckt_ even a disgusting Watermelon beer can’t break the “all beer is good” rule.

32. What are they clicking from? No!, their clicking TOO, make the absence of a cow moo!

33. Occupy cow clicker. Just walked through an OWS protest in the financial district. Good signs!

34. Enunciation is key. I wanted a half-guard high-fade and got a half-guard fade to zero-guard on the sides exxxxtreme skater cut. Might keep it, but pretty punk rock lookin.

35. 53% lols, 47% mehs

36. Welp,

37. This will be attached to all future 'Find My Friends" requests. Get used to it.

    grant@grantstavely.com btw, if you want to creepily stalk me like Hall Y& Oates.

38. @MikD but I’ve been trying to figure out AirTunes for years: http://t.co/CNp8ixbI

39. @MikD Mine will intermittently keep playing w/ no sound but never mid-song. Cordless phone? Microwave? Switch from/to 5GHz from/to 2.4?

40. Penultimate Piece of Purgatorio Pizza

    

41. Broke or sprained one of my toes this morning trying not to kick my cat.

    Lesson learned: Always kick the cat.

42. I like to chew candy corn with the few all original, non-filled, non-crowned teeth I have left so’s to keep 'em in line.

43. A Night In Clickisia

44. Two officers on foot are walking Dolores Park reminding folks that there is supposed to be no alcohol in the park: strangest thing I’ve seen all day.

45. An imaginary mix

    over 14 years ago Permalink#

46. I upgraded to a Pro™ account and am strolling through an infinite VRML strip mall of your postings, in a gel-submerged aerotrim and goggles.

47. 

    Yep. I hope to!

48. Centennial Hop cone buds, five feet up the vine.

49. The right production, drum beat, fuzz solo, piano break, amazing tune in general, and variety of silly vocals are enough to completely make an otherwise insane “(oh no)” totally OK.

50. Free your mind and yo ass will follow.

51. I want some of this guy’s work.

52. Gonna write a postmodernist essay about how the skinner box evolved to “click here” links on the web, and then to “click this cow for now reason”, and then to “click here for no reason”.

53. Fleet week bingo: ask a drunk Marine where he’s from and he’ll point to the ship a block away docked within stumbling distance. First to four state names on the first response wins.

54. @sxs3200 That keyboard looks really nice but at that price, I’d demand gold plated optical interconnects and a beefy ferrite core, minimum.

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56. BOOM

57. MY GOD!

58. The gateway to all knowledge: “BAYWATCH WAS A DOCUMENTARY” “AND THE EVENTS HAPPENED IN REALTIME”

    

59. Wanna see John F Baker III’s.

60. RT @flantz: My thoughts on Cow Clicker, in case you were wondering. http://t.co/zLEqTv8X

61. Two hours 'till the eschaton.

62. torrent applescript folder action

    over 14 years ago Permalink#

63. @AWS0807 GABF tip: Drop your cup for a round of applause!

64. Watching a documentary about the history of film: the first close-up ever was of a kitten. Keep trying, Internet.