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posts from 2011 / 06

  1. The band was later treated for rubber skin affect.

  2. Corporate Buddyspeak is a pidgin of Businessman’s Cant.

    Cool? Cool.

  3. I click my cow to breathe.

  4. click with the best, moo like the rest

  5. Browser navigation via the backspace/delete key is an anachronism from the non-interactive web. http://t.co/GnXYrAz

  6. This is our world now… the world of the mouse and the click, the music of the moo.

  7. Heck yeah prog rock.

  8. I’m letting jokerbone.com expire after 9 years. Neat.

  9. @mckt_ Sky-pour a beer toasting MECC to start, take a sip for every death (oxen or human), a shot every time you hunt, & chug river fordings

  10. Lesbians honk car horns like this, faggots honk car horns like that.

  11. Lesbians honk car horns like this, faggots honk car horns like that.

  12. All I caught were some rays. Deal with it.

    All I caught were some rays. Deal with it.

  13. This is a great vibe: “I feel fortunate that…my aspirations are beneath my accomplishments.” http://t.co/Op2KzI3

  14. Dolores Park, Pride weekend from the top shelf.

  15. Holy Shit: Holy Town is Fresh To Death. Sorry folks: that app didn’t act like I expected it to.

  16. Republican Senator Grisanti apologized /for/ “those who feel offended” instead of /to/ “those who feel offended”. That’s awesome even if unintentional. It’s shameful in year of the Common Era two thousand and eleven that this is just now happening.

  17. @sxs3200 no, pics now!

  18. Ponies.

  19. I find a computer indispensable.

  20. RT @rands: “We’re a start-up, so fuck it.”

  21. Jay Maisel and his lawyers sure seem like dicks.

  22. “If you’re relying on not clicking cows, you’re probably deluding yourself.” - Grant Stavely, CEO of Cow Clicking.

  23. RT @waxpancake: I was threatened with a lawsuit over Kind of Bloop’s pixel-art cover and settled for $32,500. So I wrote about it: http: …

  24. Bogost: Where’s the nyan cow?

  25. Dangling commas ending printed arrays suggest the language lacks join(), no one respects that component of the app,

  26. What’s the Mooney to Bitcoin conversion rate?

  27. What the heck!?

  28. ♫ Click your thing/Do what you wanna do/I can’t tell you/Who to click it to ♫

  29. love the new photo, scary the 3 Grants

  30. RT @strcpy: http://t.co/5OD2Kk9 best patch ever! via @jathanism

  31. mobile-uploads

    mobile-uploads

  32. I began to get the feeling I was being watched…

  33. Forgot there was still a few pints of SILLY BLACK T-SHIRTS ONLY brewed in November in the keg. Yum.

  34. I Click My Root Down
    I Put My Root Down

  35. Mouth breathing is harder than it looks.

  36. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is the Book of Job for Beatles fans.

  37. mobile-uploads

    mobile-uploads

  38. Rockies vs. Dodgers, in Denver. I support all orange/black and purple/black teams.

  39. Cotton candy wig.

  40. I still mentally append “online” when telling someone where I saw something.

  41. Denver click.

  42. @saysaylobbyist BOYS RULE, GIRLS DROOL!

    (And congratulations!)

  43. Groovy.

  44. My review of the Bodega Bay Inn, in Bodega Bay, CA: It’s not very bright to put a skylight in the bedroom.

  45. Bubbles.

  46. Finally reading Blood Meridian. Question: Does Cormac McCarthy smile?

  47. Cats always land on their feet. Buttered toast always lands butter side up. Rainbows always project toast-cats through space to kickin’ tunes. It all makes sense now.

  48. Man, I hate when people are passive aggressive about stuff.

  49. I keep going back to this DJ Food mix.

  50. Reverse the arrow of time on your security products; as they travel back in time their effectiveness will approach the vendor’s claims.

  51. Reverse the arrow of time on your security products; as they travel back in time their effectiveness will approach the vendor’s claims.

  52. License to Click.