fuck it, imagining a new laptop with an asymmetric-depth wooden hoop webcam lens frame, and a shiplap barn door webcam cover on iron rails, and little barn lights mounted on either side of the webcam, and the entire thing is dipped in flat paint the color of cigarette ashes
posts from 2021 / 04
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tfw the noodle is uncut

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renamed the home gym to be more online
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DC state name should be more like a space opera generation ship destination planet like “Representation” or “Finally”
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idk why basecamp doesn’t just adopt robert’s rules of order
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“Monkey King”, an abridged translation of Wu Cheng’en’s “Journey to the West” was super fun even with most of the buddhist vs taoist stuff going completely over my head

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Pop! Pop!Pop!Pop! Prrrop!
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corn salad, seared scallops

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increasingly looking like if I want to get out from under renting in the the west bay, at the square footage and, in a neighborhood, and with the 𝑎𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐, etc, that we prefer, it’s TIC or bust
fuck
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dang, big rip to @dakami@twitter.com, F
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https://youtu.be/SB3mI6lMpuw?t=161 hell yeah @2@twitter.com:41 -> I mean it’s in the name of the track but I hadn’t heard the original sample before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWK3uE5faws
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my account that exists to make fun of people sure has a lot of other people making fun of them, how did this happen
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extremely owns to quietly read a doc “at work” while the two year old upstairs has a complete meltdown over being denied “watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow”
WFH is a horror movie
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if new yorkers elect yang and mayor they have to call him “tha yangor” 🤷🏼♂️
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the fraternal order of posters
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still can’t get over the guy’s name being “chauvin” reality out-writing pynchon
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o/ to whoever broke http://suck.com
in solidarity with that
website’s ongoing crap legacy
re: people who still use 20
year old terry colon http://suck.com
avatars (please pretend every
third word in this was a hyperlink)

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makin’ pasta alla zozzona https://youtu.be/iKkHi8ohHXI

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if you like the word “performative”, please allow me to turn you onto “always-already”
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the palace of fine farts send
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got the stick in the same arm as the shoulder i dislocated so now i can’t tell if it hurts but i can kinda tell? also it is starting to fade out like marty’s brother and sister in the polaroid before his parents kissed at the under the sea dance, probably fine
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voting for a representative who will make tough, a.k.a., wrong decisions, just like i would, but, and here’s the twist, they are wrong decisions that even i would get right, so, even i will hate them. but i trust the process, so, on principle, i will enjoy hating them, somehow
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the online from required the usual details plus my ssn and my insurance info
another worker walked the line and 1) filled out and gave me my arm preference and medical diagnostic yes/no questionnaire form 2) gave me my blank vaccine card and 3) gave me an vaccine literature
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a worker walked the line to confirm zip codes. fella in front of me learned he wasn’t eligible and left
to the rest of us, the worker gave paper slips w/ unique short urls to use to register while in line, from our phones
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frisco southeast health center walk in trip report: arrived this (friday) morning at 8:00, found the no appointment line at 8:05, stuck w/ moderna at 8:42, in the car home at 9:00
brent-rambo.gif
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unfortunate for the WSJ Opinion Board to weigh in on this so late but now that we have a ruling, it looks like big business CEOs, and thus all PMCs, are workers after all, and I hope we can all welcome them in the struggle
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“make a mixer truck! truck! truck!“




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“The Three Cats“ Memorial Chandelier Crystal Power Hour https://t.co/XH08S1blYS
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our heliotrope says, “helio“


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🎼🎶 # “The Low Spark of Playground Slides“
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The Thousand Autumns of Louis DeJoy
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the son of the GOAT

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sniff

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Susan Palwick - All Worlds are Real ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48673589-all-worlds-are-real), fun.
I probably wouldn’t have picked it up if i’d known to expect the humanist christian stuff and that would have been a mistake.
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sicilian pizza, used some really old 00 flour we had because we are out of bread flour and it, and/or my dough technique, did not work out. but, za is za




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fifteen years ago i tried indoor roller hockey after not being on blades since high school and immediately (5 minutes into practice) dislocated my knee. this is not nearly as bad. just as dumb tho!
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slipped getting in the shower and dislocated my left shoulder catching myself, stood up and popped it right back in
adventure!
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de gustibus non est postum
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tmnt vacation status update: half of us have norovirus
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Monday: Sarah Pinsker , Sooner or Later Everything Falls Into the Sea, ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40032435-sooner-or-later-everything-falls-into-the-sea). Two pages into the first story I remembered I’d read it before ( https://escapepod.org/2015/06/27/ep497-a-stretch-of-highway-two-lanes-wide/) and got stoked because it and every other story here (which I had not read) is excellent.
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Sunday: Nevil Shute, On The Beach ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38180.On_the_Beach?from_search=true&from_srp=true&qid=8GoAXQibBz&rank=1) romantic fatalism? Not my thing! It was nice to remember Ballard’s The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race in place of the races. I guess. Too dudes-rock for me.
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did not bring enough books on vacation, have been stationed the sofa in front of a fireplace since we got here
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half way home, somewhere along 80, hopefully at a taco bell, once the inside of my skull is lubricated again by glorious 50% humidity

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life at 4% humidity tho, no thank you
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mountains are very pretty

