pizza slow (high quality)

posts from 2021 / 04

  1. fuck it, imagining a new laptop with an asymmetric-depth wooden hoop webcam lens frame, and a shiplap barn door webcam cover on iron rails, and little barn lights mounted on either side of the webcam, and the entire thing is dipped in flat paint the color of cigarette ashes

  2. tfw the noodle is uncut

  3. renamed the home gym to be more online

  4. DC state name should be more like a space opera generation ship destination planet like “Representation” or “Finally”

  5. idk why basecamp doesn’t just adopt robert’s rules of order

  6. “Monkey King”, an abridged translation of Wu Cheng’en’s “Journey to the West” was super fun even with most of the buddhist vs taoist stuff going completely over my head

  7. Pop! Pop!Pop!Pop! Prrrop!

  8. corn salad, seared scallops

  9. increasingly looking like if I want to get out from under renting in the the west bay, at the square footage and, in a neighborhood, and with the 𝑎𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐, etc, that we prefer, it’s TIC or bust

    fuck

  10. dang, big rip to @dakami@twitter.com, F

  11. https://youtu.be/SB3mI6lMpuw?t=161 hell yeah @2@twitter.com:41 -> I mean it’s in the name of the track but I hadn’t heard the original sample before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWK3uE5faws

  12. my account that exists to make fun of people sure has a lot of other people making fun of them, how did this happen

  13. extremely owns to quietly read a doc “at work” while the two year old upstairs has a complete meltdown over being denied “watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow”

    WFH is a horror movie

  14. if new yorkers elect yang and mayor they have to call him “tha yangor” 🤷🏼‍♂️

  15. the fraternal order of posters

  16. still can’t get over the guy’s name being “chauvin” reality out-writing pynchon

  17. o/ to whoever broke http://suck.com

    in solidarity with that

    website’s ongoing crap legacy

    re: people who still use 20

    year old terry colon http://suck.com

    avatars (please pretend every

    third word in this was a hyperlink)

  18. makin’ pasta alla zozzona https://youtu.be/iKkHi8ohHXI

  19. if you like the word “performative”, please allow me to turn you onto “always-already”

  20. the palace of fine farts send

  21. got the stick in the same arm as the shoulder i dislocated so now i can’t tell if it hurts but i can kinda tell? also it is starting to fade out like marty’s brother and sister in the polaroid before his parents kissed at the under the sea dance, probably fine

  22. voting for a representative who will make tough, a.k.a., wrong decisions, just like i would, but, and here’s the twist, they are wrong decisions that even i would get right, so, even i will hate them. but i trust the process, so, on principle, i will enjoy hating them, somehow

  23. the online from required the usual details plus my ssn and my insurance info

    another worker walked the line and 1) filled out and gave me my arm preference and medical diagnostic yes/no questionnaire form 2) gave me my blank vaccine card and 3) gave me an vaccine literature

  24. a worker walked the line to confirm zip codes. fella in front of me learned he wasn’t eligible and left

    to the rest of us, the worker gave paper slips w/ unique short urls to use to register while in line, from our phones

  25. frisco southeast health center walk in trip report: arrived this (friday) morning at 8:00, found the no appointment line at 8:05, stuck w/ moderna at 8:42, in the car home at 9:00

    brent-rambo.gif

  26. TO

    -VOTE- POST

    IS TO

    EXIST

  27. =[

  28. unfortunate for the WSJ Opinion Board to weigh in on this so late but now that we have a ruling, it looks like big business CEOs, and thus all PMCs, are workers after all, and I hope we can all welcome them in the struggle

  29. “make a mixer truck! truck! truck!“

  30. “The Three Cats“ Memorial Chandelier Crystal Power Hour https://t.co/XH08S1blYS

  31. our heliotrope says, “helio“

  32. 🎼🎶 # “The Low Spark of Playground Slides“

  33. The Thousand Autumns of Louis DeJoy

  34. the son of the GOAT

  35. sniff

  36. Susan Palwick - All Worlds are Real ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48673589-all-worlds-are-real), fun.

    I probably wouldn’t have picked it up if i’d known to expect the humanist christian stuff and that would have been a mistake.

  37. sicilian pizza, used some really old 00 flour we had because we are out of bread flour and it, and/or my dough technique, did not work out. but, za is za

  38. fifteen years ago i tried indoor roller hockey after not being on blades since high school and immediately (5 minutes into practice) dislocated my knee. this is not nearly as bad. just as dumb tho!

  39. slipped getting in the shower and dislocated my left shoulder catching myself, stood up and popped it right back in

    adventure!

  40. de gustibus non est postum

  41. tmnt vacation status update: half of us have norovirus

  42. Monday: Sarah Pinsker , Sooner or Later Everything Falls Into the Sea, ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40032435-sooner-or-later-everything-falls-into-the-sea). Two pages into the first story I remembered I’d read it before ( https://escapepod.org/2015/06/27/ep497-a-stretch-of-highway-two-lanes-wide/) and got stoked because it and every other story here (which I had not read) is excellent.

  43. Sunday: Nevil Shute, On The Beach ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38180.On_the_Beach?from_search=true&from_srp=true&qid=8GoAXQibBz&rank=1) romantic fatalism? Not my thing! It was nice to remember Ballard’s The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race in place of the races. I guess. Too dudes-rock for me.

  44. did not bring enough books on vacation, have been stationed the sofa in front of a fireplace since we got here

  45. half way home, somewhere along 80, hopefully at a taco bell, once the inside of my skull is lubricated again by glorious 50% humidity

  46. life at 4% humidity tho, no thank you

  47. mountains are very pretty