posts from 2021 / 02 / 05

1. lil’ spikey coronavirus aerosol cloud bursts out of a seven year old kid at about four meters per second to a very cute, minuscule “achoo!”, stretching, yawning, looking left, then right. posters? those little desks—fuck is this? school!? i hate school!! [dies, infecting no one]

2. we need a military to think tank nonsense-rank chart so’s when we see them quoted places we can know to aim for the officers

   intern

   intern scholar

   associate

   specialist (they keep this one?)

   resident fellow

   fellow

   fellow chair

   resident fellow chair

   scholar

   advisor

   executive