(the other day) 11 years here and every time i get to see the fog do this i’m all “holy moly, can you beleive it?”
posts from 2021 / 05
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please, sir flip, please i would like to have the hamster cage stairs, i love to squeegee, and i dislike structural support, please install the “fuck me up clear pepsi railings” thank you
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a cool lemon sized bruise has pooled on my arm near the wrist I sprained and it’s taking forever to heal so I showed it to an NP who suggested I try an ace bandage, and, it turns out, the thousands of athletes I’ve seen wearing these things my entire life are on to something
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phew, finished this album cover puzzle. kinda wierd to have soooo mamy extra pieces and empty space around the inside but i don’t do puzzles very often so this might just be how they all are now
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raiders of the lost ark staff gimmick except it turns out the cheap chandelier crystal we knocked off too many times and now have in the window over the door hits my dinner plate every evening now that the sun stays up longer (italian american red sauce w/ hit sausage)
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doing this nonsense / so that i can do that nonsense
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goofin’ off
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upon review of the planned moves to be done this morning, none call for a yoga mat, which of you think about it, makes the whole thing funnier, to me
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dudes love to attemp tuck jumps on a yoga matt (???) which then slips out from under them like a cartoon banana peel after which the dudes fall on any old arm which they recently happened to dislocate from their torso, adding a wrist sprain to the casualty accumulator
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the mythical “hot ashes only” can, 1/64 scale, coffee cup for reference
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the old erlenmeyer i used to use to make yeast starters on a stir plate back when i brewed beer, which we keep out as a vase, never looks more stock photo-ish than when we use it to fertilize the plants, er, uh, prepare miracle solution
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it’s maybe a petty adbusters nonsense thing but I love the MDs posting about how there are 0 COVID-19 patients at “SF General Hospital”
“Welcome to our HOSPITAL, notice there is no Z in it”
previously: nat’l airport, “the caps center” etc for your locale
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if you log into citizen app you have to wear your underwear on the outside, optionally a cape and goggles
ring havers you do too
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eat shit cryptohavers!
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d’aww
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APB (Average Podcaster Band)
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SIRIUS POMONIUS
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“OK!”
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hate reads violate the N.A.P.
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use a time machine to visit Dresden where I will build a cell tower, give everyone a nokia phone, explain what the green button does (in German!), fly back to the U.S., and then phone bank them all to say “Hey! Get out of Dresden!” (in German!) the day before the allied bombing
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fourteenth wedding anniversary, twenty-fifth year together uwu
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every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff
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there is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it
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gai pad krapow
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one cut flower (long stem) got enough water, the other (short stem) did not, same size vase.
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one misspelling in every post, that’s the gravely garuntee
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in which Roland Barthes has bad opinions about The Brittish Bake Off’s Showstopper round, what a low down bummer
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incredible duck-rabbit phrasing here
who is “someone”
who is “they”
whose “hard-earned” money?
if every example use is a return to capital, how are any “stimulus”
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https://twitter.com/search?q=sayrhino&src=typed_query
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tfw the invisible hand isn’t simply your own hand, made invisible to others (simpletons, rubes, the undeserving, etc) by your innate confidence and cunning, like it was in every previous situation
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phrasemongering is such a cool word though though
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which way western man?
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lemon-line emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity
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ah, people sure do seem to be talking about things lately
luckily, being a thinker, i can simply wade into this discussion with a dictionary, my rationality, and a few handy first principles
other people’s priors and theories are simply bias, ideology, things of that nature
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finished left wing communism https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1920/lwc/ over the weekend, lotta fourth wall stuff outta Lenin in this one, by which I mean he could have added “and that goes for you, in the present, now, too. jerk.” to a few bits
I give it four stars, it could have been shorter!
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after leaving bread in the toaster oven way too long, “wow, this toast is figuratively 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵”
anyway, 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢
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it’s been such a long time since i’ve been on this side of these doors, p nice
