this mf said “ribato”
i’m about a month into trying to read this tune every day and i’ve got the first half ish, woof
posts from 2021 / 02
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fdr is to tragedy as madison cawthorn is to farce
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democrats leaking the plot the fourth matrix movie 🎥 isn’t something i could have predicted but i’m glad bernie is already out reminding the left that we already ignore the second and third matrix movies so we can still enjoy the first one ☺️
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Okayadon’t mind if I do (I’ve never made or had this before)
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michelle tandler is the kind of name you pick on the character select screen in a NES game that couldn’t get a deal or didn’t want to pay the San Francisco franchise fees, only because you liked pizza slow, even though pizza slow was from a different, direct-to-vhs thing
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can be damn sure i’m unfollowing all these doctors once this is all over
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the two kinds of diaper filling energies my kid has:
A) Wilsonesque top-of-head-visible, standing behind the sofa playing with toys quietly
B) standing on his trampoline holding the support bar and telling everyone else in the room to close their eyes
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immediately rejected laying in bed headache thoughts, so please pretend I’m posting this on substack:
Graeber style book Scams -> “War on Scams” -> “send in the troops” on usury lenders, private owners, insurers, etc -> quadruple wages for workers -> UBI to ex-financiers
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discourse synthesis today seems to be that n**ra t*nden interrupting people when she posts is not OK
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accidentallied a breve bottle yesterday, noticed before i gave it to the child, thought i’d be smart slapping a squeeze top on it, not strong enough to squeeze a baby bottle, feel dumb again
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“go down with hands!” fourth and fifth times he did this in a row, giggling the entire time (draft)
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there are three cups! (makin’ San Bei Ji)
PS i’m gonna rinse this jasmine
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rest in piss rush!
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she tried a few times to work out getting stuff to humans but it was a nonstarter on account of the complications
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when i worked at a (non-union shop) grocery store (onion style headshot of me at 19 wearing a red apron captioned “assistant dairy manager”) my supervisor was able to buy the stale bread and spoiled produce for pennies on the dollar because she had a few pigs on the farm at home
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now that it isn’t in constant sun, or rosemary is actually flowering, something that i didn’t realize rosemary even did, really
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drew curtis’s fark enlightenment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KuE2sp29U (fun performance!)
I’m sitting here playing the intro and fun run of augmented chords up and down a half-whole scale and the descending 13ths from the intro to Missile Blues over and over again (0:15 through 0:20) instead of learning any of the song
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duct taping the end of a kite string to the two year old like my buddy used to do to “walk” his box turtle and rehearsing saying “i know how to get to the playground alone thank you” with him until he gets it through without messing up once, then opening the garage door
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we’ve been denied this rhythm for a sitting p for twenty years
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springtime for biden in washington
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third way implies the existence of a first way
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Cool.
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my favorite two gimmicks from Steve Conrad’s shows ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687882/ and https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8912384/) is that he has his characters call each other by first name a lot, and a lot of responses are just “Cool.” So if I say “Cool.” that’s what I’m doing.
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just put a sofa out for DPW that was destroyed by our three cats, that nobody on craigslist wanted for the low price of free, and that every pet and everyone in my family except for me has peed on, and it somehow still feels wrong to me to leave it out because it’s raining out
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bath bombs for old Junior, not my idea
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crypto-produce still has to adhere to normativity re: roots and stems on account of the velcro, but the potty can go next to the sofa because squeezing behind the sofa is where the kid does his business after a “close eyes” order, for privacy
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wrap it up salmonailures
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the revolutionary back story of the thomas and friends universe
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https://youtu.be/z1TiYPqsDqY horn vamps instead of solos, great call
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lomo saltado, difficulty multipliers: electric stove, toddler
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lil’ spikey coronavirus aerosol cloud bursts out of a seven year old kid at about four meters per second to a very cute, minuscule “achoo!”, stretching, yawning, looking left, then right. posters? those little desks—fuck is this? school!? i hate school!! [dies, infecting no one]
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we need a military to think tank nonsense-rank chart so’s when we see them quoted places we can know to aim for the officers
intern
intern scholar
associate
specialist (they keep this one?)
resident fellow
fellow
fellow chair
resident fellow chair
scholar
advisor
executive
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the CBT i’m taking on privilege uses ‘lefties’ as an example of a subordinate group without further clarification under illustrations of scissors, hand writing, and a can opener which my eyes skipped over (sorry illustrators!) and I had to double back on ‘em lmao
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒏 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒍𝒆
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spinach and arugula manicotti
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Cool.
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tfw no noodle
