posts from 2021 / 09 / 19

1. my week is so upside down from clean living and an A+ cave day yesterday that after an hour mentally planning out my work day it took the damned good morning sunday morning bot pointing out that it was sunday for me to realize i’m not working today after all

2. police have found a cache of “strike anywhere” matches near the site of todays unrest. agitators often use matches like these to give law enforcement officers the old hot foot, which causes them hop up and down and say “ow! ow! ow!” and then dunk their hot feet in troughs of wat-