posts from 2021 / 01
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everloving wife requested a clean face, now she’s talking about divorcing waluigi, a guy can’t win
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to one of the more the annoying parts of Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song), by Billy Joel
sazerac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac
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didn’t read the bill, I assume DC statehood will be a rolling process block-by-block starting with the northwestern most northwest blocks immediately getting statehood and the southeastern most southeast blocks joining that state in 2025?
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Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘opinion’?”
Young Kwai Chang Caine: “No."
Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘sfchronicle’?"
Young Kwai Chang Caine: "Old man, how is that you mute these words?”
Master Po: “Young man, how is it that you do not?”
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i’m trying this one next cause it is so dammed pretty and i need to get good at all the fun diminished and augmented stuff in it, yike https://youtu.be/Sxg-oMz8rI4
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is it bad luck to free a monstera leaf that has grown through a hole in one of its elders?
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https://vimeo.com/503967242 got a Wes Montgomery book just before the holidays and started with “West Coast Blues”, super fun*!
(*i’m not quite coordinated enough to play this at tempo and it sounds like hell on extra-light electric strings, so off we go on the acoustic)
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our daphne odora is blooming. it smells real nice but you gotta get right up in it to tell
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there’s a red house over yonder
that’s where my baby plays
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that’s right.gif
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libs are gonna be intolerable for like three hours. then? back to explaining to everyone why a better world isn’t possible, on account of the complications
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“YMCA by the Village people then blared from the speakers as the first family boarded Air Force One. Wheels up was at 9am.”
I love a good wedding reception.
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@french_mustard@twitter.com guess i’ll just keep seeing these damned honeybears everywhere and not thinking “well at least we struck back” even
VOTE
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an adbusters style take consisting of a single illustrated @french_mustard@twitter.com bottle that doesn’t wear a disguise or boss you around confined to a single installation like the waldo you can see from the SFMOMA that somehow doesn’t violate poe’s law is probably impossible isn’t it
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weirdo, rando, and friendo are all based on the same root word
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also, 20 years ago when i had mcjob, one didn’t simply flip burgers, the clamshell grill mechanized that work already, just put them on and take them off, flips were mistakes and inefficient
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real gamers know that “unskilled” intentionally obscures skill ceilings and floors to tilt the dps. pretending like all work has the same skill floor is not gonna win any arguments, the point is you’re on the same team and the jerk who invented “unskilled” is on the enemy team
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mu in my back yard
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the minimum wage should be so high, and so free of phoney exceptions, and so well enforced, that worker demands for a minimum antiwage (payment for not working) hits equilibrium and becomes the demand (incoherent, i just liked the idea of antiwage)
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quick, eat yer winter leftovers outta the freezer, or save it for next year
rigatoni boscaiola
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found this old thing
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mods are asleep post smooth mcqueen
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every picture of 70s and 80s offices with open staircases to a mezzanine above (not even necessarily escalators), i’m like “oh that’s The Mezzanine”
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the following day I got mail from the “neighborhood” anxiety list thing that it joins you do, which was a “hey this guy tried to break into our place, does anyone recognize him?” creep shot of someone and learned I had to unsubscribe from that mess separately
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our new apartment place has a ring camera and motion light, so I got the landlord to transfer it to me, I installed the iOS app and put it on my wifi, then I turned off every single feature (even the light), pointed it at the wall, and changed my wifi password
namaste
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wearing houndstooth shirts that moire in video chats is the new old scrolling Mac OS 4 pixel checkerboard tile on higher resolution displays dumb side distraction during this difficult time
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[cacio e pepe hand gesture, somewhat rude but one of my great-great-great-grandfathers was from northern italy so i am allowed to perform it]
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ban evasion amateurs going up against every tech trust and safety team with their artificial governor screws backed all the way out is funny every time i’m sorry this is just outside of analysis
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toy story - woody falling - best - FINAL-DO-NOT-EDIT.bmp
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organizing people who are just working for the money? kinda sus imo
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anyone else who uses discord in a browser find that the keyboard shortcut for option left and right arrow suddenly bound yesterday?? this is in direct violation of both the geneva convention and my first amendment rights!!!??? they can’t DO that! brb gonna go soap-letter my car
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pagliacci is breaking the internet
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what was the old ‘90s early-web pre-lawsuit tab website that had everything without any bs on it called? i wanna say it was something like nambla but obliviously that want it?
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hell yeah this radiohead lead sheet book is by release order and not alpha by title like the damned complete beatles one i like
younger me: i don’t believe in that crap, figure it out yourself it isn’t even hard, loser
older me: fool, there is no time, use shortcuts
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if I had to manually block every LARPer communist who quote tweeted (a filthy habit) a post of mine calling foul on some folks I believe are besmirching the noble history of worker unions, I’d probably find a co-op, or a firm that employed union workers to do that blocking for me
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https://youtu.be/ciwDKyHISlQ marc ribot is so rad
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tonkatsu!!
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def my second fav thing about s&b golden curry (first being how convenient it is!) is downscaling it every time to a cowardly four servings
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I immediately tongued my false tooth askew and bit down on it, releasing the cyanide.
THE END
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one last spaghett 💪 🍝
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is it wierd that no grocery stores in sf stock bangers? 40 different other kinds of sausage but rarely the bangers? what don’t i know?
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jimmie!
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real jimmy cone heads know 🍦
