posts from 2021 / 05 / 11

1. every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff

2. there is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it

3. gai pad krapow