pizza slow (high quality)

posts from 2009 / 07

  1. The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party

  2. .@vurtyou a few folks got owned (or is it rm’d now?) at the Wardman’s ATMs at Shmoo this year. ATM trust is transitive to the environment

  3. Up and rested for Friday at defcon, must find myself coffee and something called ‘breakfast food’ for @vurtyou at or near the Riv

  4. @cyberhiker tonight at the Riv 9-4, $30 per

  5. @cyberhiker I absent-mindedly just left Caesar’s without stopping into see the SecTwits. Going to the EFF fund raiser?

  6. @George_Saylor definitely up for that, we have no firm plans

  7. In Las Vegas for defcon, waiting for a gate to free up to deplane & still feeling last night’s @CharmSec. Staying at the Riv with @vurtyou

  8. @oneeyedcarmen @censey I expect the usual @charmsec folks, and it looks like thunderstorms are a sure thing tonight, so I might be on time

  9. @bkdelong I land early Thursday, first time to DEFCON and Las Vegas, and bringing @vurtyou along for the fun.

  10. To: $TEAM CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert 5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please. $ANALYSIS

  11. @dwplanit
    • if the statements complete introductory clause
    • are free standing sentences
    • a judgement call
    • Usually: Maybe

    • Natch

  12. To: $TEAM
    CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d
    Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert
    5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please.
    $ANALYSIS

  13. I’ll be late and sandier than usual at @CharmSec tomorrow: beach volleyball at Rash Field from 6 to 8:15. http://is.gd/1Rrby Sorry!

  14. Rational addiction http://is.gd/1Rfb9 and meta-discussion http://is.gd/1Rf0w re: null hypothesis, stats, cross-field pollination, & lingo

  15. RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart

  16. RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart

  17. Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c

  18. Ode to the Small Lump of Failed Backup Jobs Over the Last Six Months I Found This Midsummer Morning: To Thee I Cron, Shared Key, Rsnapshot!

  19. Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c

  20. @AmyWoo Blue Hill Tavern: Adams Morgany, LOUD, excellent bartending, great food, beautiful space, weird walled balcony, no wait, high hopes

  21. Why can’t I resist adding “Beep.” to scripted mail alert templates and robots.txt files and other bot auto-responses?

    Beep.

  22. I have an open security analyst position on my small nsm/csirt/forensics team in Baltimore. Contact me. http://is.gd/1Jdja

  23. FRT @DataLossDB http://bit.ly/16yniy
    HSBC Actuaries - HSBC Actuaries used a floppy disk in 2009

  24. .@ddeighton any sufficiently advanced field of inquiry is indistinguishable from abstract collections of jargon http://is.gd/1HM42

  25. @shrdlu the # of results chokes me up a little bit. http://is.gd/1HKAG http://is.gd/1HKB0

  26. Why have an ASCII pot leaf in your MOTD, or an ASCII skull and crossbones, or ASCII porn, when you can have all three?

  27. Remediate and mitigate are big words often used incorrectly in place of reduce, shift, or accept because they sound fancier to fools.

  28. Esse est percipi. To be is to be perceived.

    Corollary: To be late is to be late. Acknowledgment of perception is not required.

  29. 2 <3’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?

  30. 2 ❤️’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?

  31. I would like to nominate the hacks Wikipedia uses to show soccer team uniform designs for a position in the DSM V. http://is.gd/1GBL7

  32. I just bought tickets to see the Adrian Belew Power Trio in Annapolis, MD 8/30 - http://is.gd/1GsZz, http://is.gd/1Gtdw

  33. @Ryanatmghwom did Jazzy Jeff free up a seat for you by getting thrown off the plane by Uncle Phil? http://is.gd/1DjM4

  34. Excellent use of ‘whom’, incorrect ‘its’, multiple lower case a styles, mixed case, and ‘hot, steamy shit’ on Fait Ave. http://is.gd/1DjbU

  35. I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)

  36. Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot

  37. I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)

  38. Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot

  39. I’m taking @vurtyou to Philadelphia this Sunday night to see Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends at Johnny Brenda’s. Anyone want to join?

  40. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Script where it itches.

  41. He had the same obsequious manner
    That was the reason I had him killed
    So to calm my nerves I sang this song
    To him, over the phone

  42. Simplepedia can now switch languages on the fly, has a favicon, improved preference handling, and more Helvetica. http://is.gd/1CaaK

  43. @jalvani I am sitting in Pho Hong Moi, in Security Mall, right now. It isn’t in the city but the Pho is excellent! http://myloc.me/aK8b

  44. http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.

  45. .@Fred0828 the ceteris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

  46. .@Fred0828 the certeris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

  47. @stevewerby long > complex passwords given Lanman hasing specifically and rainbow table size generally. Passwords are inhumane, suck, etc

  48. @wrayjustin congrats on witnessing a shuttle launch! I’m very jealous!

  49. Might have to rewind King Megatrip’s Groove-Jitsu mix to replay ♫ Rhythm Heritage’s Theme From S.W.A.T. ♫ one more time http://is.gd/1A12i

  50. http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.

  51. .@Fred0828 the ceteris paribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

  52. .@bjg oops, thanks! A typo away from credibility, lots of experience away from truth (and just barely above sneaking a typo into this tweet)

  53. Reminder: You should not give @TechCrunch page views, @arrington & co. are selfish trolls running a lame geek-tabloid http://is.gd/1zGmO

  54. .@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’

  55. .@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’

  56. I have an open senior security analyst position on my team in Baltimore. NSM/CSIRT skills required.

  57. A man at the Little Havana bar is reading an ST TNG EU paperback and enjoying a 22 ounce lite beer, alone. Cheers to you sir!

  58. Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU

  59. @stevewerby their glassware is nice too. I’ve only ever had it at Pizza Paradiso’s Georgetown Birreria, and the Brickskellar. Tough find.

  60. @wrayjustin Parkville is the land of craft beer: Beltway http://is.gd/1uabr (http://is.gd/1uaSq) and Racers http://is.gd/1u9ZT

  61. .@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz

  62. Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU

  63. .@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz

  64. The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you! The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you!

    blows nose

  65. Explanations relying on analogies, narratives, ignored gaps, and secondhand facts are mental models or at best hypotheses, not truth.

  66. So side effects do happen? I’m on day 2, dose 3 of Alkaseltzer Cold and Sinus and randomly have a bloody nose. Common cold: 1, Science -1.

  67. @cyberhiker = IR with a Wiki = {{{ Tried it, didn’t work for me. The markup is too --cumbersome-- much of a hassle for the value-add. }}}

  68. @censey @oneyedcarmen people know I’m an ASS and I don’t need a cert to prove it. You guys are so paper.

  69. @sckain Dinosaur Jr - Farm. I have a feeling Beyond will be next.

  70. @mikenealis I want a carafe with I’m-empty whistles or bells. Yelling when I find it empty seems to just encourage /them/.

  71. Carving botnet commands out of HTTP 200’s that use Content-Type application/octet-stream instead of text/plain. Guessing it isn’t ‘data’

  72. Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…

  73. A majority of scientists doubt the existence of man made global warming jokes on cold days that aren’t sad cries for science education.

  74. Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…

  75. @ssoper makes great meat grenades. Congrats again on the fallout shelter w/ Moscow hotline. Pour some Aventinus out for Christie tonight.

  76. @dionthegod Try @sckain, he’s a roller derby ref. I hear they meet up at @bad_decisions a lot after games. http://is.gd/1olhm

  77. Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!

  78. Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!

  79. .@AmyWoo historians will mark invention of Excedrin as dawn of a new age. 1960: Excedrin Extra Stregnth formulated. 1969: Moon landing.

  80. A lesson in PsyOps, from @mcsweeneys, Saddam’s Interrogation Logs http://is.gd/1mp39 Master these techniques and something something…

  81. @sxs3200 if you don’t get the President of the Unites States on that phone… You’re going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

  82. Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two ❤️’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?

  83. @Ryanatmghwom that link is tainted with Ron Paul voodoo – I wish all three of us understood economics better, /they/ don’t want you to, etc.

  84. Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two <3’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?

  85. Booo, both of my kegs are kicked and the last homebrew was a disaster! Going flatline! /_/_|.__________

  86. EXT. @ELECTRICFORK CYBER COMMAND - EVENING
    Throngs of black t-shirted villagers are chanting…
    ECU VILLAGER
    You said cyber! You said cyber!

  87. Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.

  88. Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.