posts from 2009 / 11

1. A graphic design spec-work equivalent of an @attritionorg Postal: http://j.mp/7Qk1um

2. GAIN: 11
   VOLUME: 11
   LOW: 11
   MID: 0
   HIGH: 11

   (glissando)

3. Taking a cue from @censey, I’m attending @taosecurity’s SANS Incident Detection Summit as the Senior Vice President and Chairman, @CharmSec

4. Hey @cmarczewski, find or start a local CitySec. Meet and learn from diverse local community, network, sponge from pros. Cost: free.

5. Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.

6. Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.

7. Of course ctl-v won’t work, right click, X-Mouse, duh.

   And it’s alt-space-e-p on that console, middle-click there, and ⌘-v there!

   Move!

8. @ebertchicago *Jake smacks Evelyn around a bit with a large trout

9. Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and sysadmin hat.

10. DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247

    http://j.mp/51DTPI

11. DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247 http://j.mp/51DTPI

12. hmmmm, i thought you recommended that i don’t liksten to npr once after reporting a listner’s comment that i posted on FB, but now you are a fan 😃

13. So Heathcliff, Garfield, Hobbes, Sylvester, Dinah, Tom, Figaro, Jonesy, Azrael, Snowball V, and Lion-O are listening to Coltrane, when sudd–

14. I frequently don’t recommend CSPAN call-in hours with ‘democrat lines’ and ‘republican lines’ and ‘independent lines’.

    Sausage and laws.

15. I just reserved our usual tables at @slaintepub for @CharmSec tonight. I’m expecting a lighter crowd, given the whole 19 thing.

16. VirusTotal added NIST NSRL lookups in March. I just noticed. Oops. http://j.mp/1Qxb9e http://j.mp/wwxqf

17. Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)

18. http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa

19. Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)

20. http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa

21. @adamshostack @oneraindrop excellent advise, elsewhere¹ called Conway’s Law²

    ¹ Tufte, http://j.mp/Ynqz7
    ² Conway, http://j.mp/AZ0Oo

22. I’m re-enjoying @DCoffeen’s Rhetoric lectures. Lecture 16 will improve your writing if even only one point penetrates. http://j.mp/3GlK1Y

23. -@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw

24. @ecogordo @jjthomas thanks, only have the the crappy edger my knives came with. It sounds like I should just get a table sharpener instead

25. Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened?

    Literally.

    No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.

26. -@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw

27. Hey Grant!!

28. Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened? Literally. No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.

29. Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.

30. Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.

31. Belief in false superstitions is very bad luck.

32. In Chicago – a friend presented http://j.mp/SBXOC (pdf) at an ACM workshop (http://j.mp/Dlvhf) and invited @vurtyou and I for the weekend.

33. Second City, Art Institute, Sears Tower, Live Music, Food

    30 8 13 11 5 Fly to Chicago for the weekend > /dev/null 2>&1

34. @oneeyedcarmen nice work on that shake down flatfoot. How’d you get the hooey on that grifter’s rap? http://j.mp/ERdzQ

35. @shmausen AT&T is having problems in Baltimore, it’s not you, it’s them. As usual.

36. @vurtyou @saysaylobbyist tell him to bring candy canes for the kids http://j.mp/434xXv ( Gratuitous belly shot!: http://j.mp/jaqAX )

37. @saysaylobbyist b’more Santacrawl is typically men-only but a dozen girls from http://j.mp/3qjkyb showed up last year and no one complained.

38. You can take that Magic Quadrant™ and cram it in your magic ✿ quadrant, buddy.

39. Disgruntled Star Editor Takes Constructive Revenge

    http://j.mp/1AY0SW

40. ars technica syntax highlighting blocks match ars technia branding. http://j.mp/3srKzQ

41. @stevewerby thanks, feared that conversation had dropped to DMs. Surely Linux & Unix are in that cohort as well?@StrongwaterSec similar exp?

42. @GoldbergLawDC @danphilpott great points. Beware those who condemn as failures to holistically solve problems all stepwise improvements.

43. @dionthegod @sdwilkerson Thusrday the 19th works for me, but I’ll have to miss the Valient Thorr show at Sonar so you guys better ROCK \m/.

44. @frednecksec FBI: Businesses pull the impact-to-business card

    …

    60 min: ??

    FBI: I’m going to have to use my ongoing-investigation card

45. @dionthegod let me know if you find anyone, all of my pet projects have stagnated thanks to school and work and it’s very frustrating.

46. @cyberhiker I just walked five blocks, bought 2 boxes #4 filters, and returned home to find my coffee can empty too. Madly using half-decaf.

47. Dvorák Sympony No. 9: appropriately dramatic music for a Sunday morning without a single coffee filter in the house.

48. Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    KK
    WT?
    kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt?
    …

    …kk?, wt, kk?, wt

    Philip Glass
    http://j.mp/4eghoI

49. Knock, Knock Who’s There? KK WT? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? … …kk?, wt, kk?, wt Philip Glass http://j.mp/4eghoI

50. http://twitpic.com/oirrz -

51. @ssoper yup, @vurtyou is in San Diego, she just sent me a beach shot: http://twitpic.com/oirrz

52. @marcusjcarey D’oh! See you tomorrow regardless.

53. Considering blue team CTF at @dojocon w/ @electricfork and @crucialcarl, need fourth. Prefer someone that has done one before. We haven’t.

54. Enjoyed Titus last night: http://j.mp/WLIwK, http://j.mp/4Dv6Ey

    @ebertchicago rightly considers it Scream 1593.

    Bear thou my hand indeed.

55. circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because

56. @wrayjustin haha, MacPorts has been a nightmare. I’ve ended up port -f uninstall all, clean all, retrying now. Are you taking the course?

57. Prepping my MacBook for @DojoCon SANS Scapy Training today but thinking about lunch. http://j.mp/34CBNt http://j.mp/2jqeXE

58. !! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7

59. If solutions aren’t available, I’d be willing to consider services but NOT products.

60. I’m looking for some turn-key solutions that meet my needs, with a good ROI, and absolutely no headaches.

    Compliancy a plus!

    #lazyweb

61. !! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7

62. My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ.

    After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.

63. My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ. After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.

64. Snooping.

    

    Lemons

    

    Lemons

    

    Lemons

    

    Lemons

    

    Lemons

    

    Roar!

    

    Peeking

    

    

    

    

    Wonder

    

    Rosebud.

    

    

    Lounging

    

    Secret Squirrel

    

    Crawling

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

65. Toddling

66. Sneaking Some 2-Hearted Ale With a Straw

67. Pointing

68. Leaning.

69. Hiding

70. Blowing kisses

71. The menu is not the meal.

72. The menu is not the meal.

73. @sdwilkerson Brasserie Beck is now on the to-do list. It’ll be great knowing so many faces from @charmsec, looks like most are going.

74. Shmoocon barcode printed. See you at The Wardman, Harry’s, Murphy’s, Tono sushi, Pizza Paradiso, Brickskellar, and etc in February!

75. @gattaca I found the link and got a ticket at the bottom the same way I won 7 rounds of rochambeau at ShmooCon '07: sheer luck.

76. I just reserved my @shmoocon ticket. Liking the process.

77. Watching Jimmy Swaggart explore The Truth instead of going to church this morning. $150 bibles! full of Truth! Give them for Christmas!